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🕑 Added 2024-10-22 13:00:13 +0000 UTCSmatter us with your wild musings, dear gobblers.
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SundayBest
Ryan’s mind palace.
Christian
Biblically accurate Ryan visiting the Three Wise Goblins
Heaps Biggly
Orson Welles celebrates World of Warcaft's 20th Anniversary
Cameron Johnson
russian nesting dolls consuming Pro skaters and historical figures
Condor Dogchow
the US if wisconsin wasn't minnesota's florida
Daniel Brown
Post-modern medieval tadpole
Biting the Fart Bubbles in the Bath. YEAH
Biting the fart bubbles in the bath, YEAH
oldleech
Can God make a Rock so big that the Scorpion King *won't* look like shit?
SpaceCat
Astrogoblin in an episode of the Twilight Zone
Megan Goins
Nicolas Cage is your local librarian
Quest Bruv
Hear me out: Kosher sex DILL
BigBoiBabaganoosh
Burma is now home to Astrogoblin HQ which looks eerily similar to the Dark Tower
Tadhg Cawley
doom guy fighting micro and macro goblins
LeafoftheVine
The Great Bethlehem Bakeoff with Jesus using his own body for sandwich bread, overwhelming the judges with fish, etc.
oldleech
Debtors being led down into the bowels of Circus Circus to feed the writhing wall of flesh that is the human clownipede.
COONTAR
Fad cow disease
Scott Wilson
Jacob bought a sweat shop and is forcing kids to make Gundam parts.
Elias B
the buff boys creed
volkor316
A Space Marine painting a miniature Jacob
Nick
looking a gimp horse in the mouth
Carl Weezer
McDonald McTrump
NickIsRadford
Cine-TATE-nerdle: The Andrew Tate trivia game
Dr. Deagle
3 rings for the Skarsgards
Bradley Sweeney
Patrick the circus circus clown
NRay7882
The scariest Halloween costume you can buy at a Spirit store
Tariq Moustapha
Whatever Patrick would rather be doing when he's being grumpy about making Astrogoblin videos.
M B
Trump serving cunt as a campaign stunt
tigerhawk66
Astrogoblin as a 70's funk band.
Kochebi
John Philip Cena
dudecar34
Mighty Ducks: BIRTH by DEATH (An edgy undead rebirth of the ducks. Slay Gordon Bombay... quack~ quack~ quack~)
dudecar34
Agreed, Patrick as the dirty back alley parlor trick clown that he is, extra points if Jared Padalecki "slays" him.
ThirdDeadMan
The AI Generated Portrait of Patrick Brown. Tell AI all of Patrick's sins.
Paul Sheckarski
a poster for Screen (Scream + Ween)
WalkingMirror
Minch Hedberg comforts Jair Bolsonaro, attached to an iron lung
alex
Mark Wahlberg stops 9/11
Bailey ate all the beans
Daniel Day Lewis and Patrick touching mustaches to exchange information
Bailey ate all the beans
Russell Crowe is The Crow (and is shot by Alec Baldwin)
David U
god I wish that was me
Kevin Lewis
Charlotte and Jacobs interpretations of MN based on what Patrick has told them.
stuntryder182
Fleetwood Mac and cheese
Adriano Bacuita
Astrogoblin mechs halo dropping onto endor
PumaHands
Magic the lathering
JeffreysAboy
My go-to obscure movie for Daniel Day Lewis is, My Beautiful Laundrette (1985). Brief overview: they're gay, they're in an interracial relationship, racism is bad, and they open a laundrette together. It's great.
Waluigi Galleani
Jabba's cousin's North Loop vape shop, Dabba's Palace.
Zen Window
a raccoon gondolier in a striped shirt poling a couple of oppossums on a romantic boat tour of a trash filled LA river
Toots McGavin
Condom hot air balloon race across LEGO Island
Jacob Edding
Odo Frodo and Quark the Orc go on an adventure
Johnald90
The Ryan Hailey cinematic universe.
QuietAlice
a ryan trap, which is like a mousetrap but the basket thats over the trap is a basket composed entirely of ryans face stretched over the surface. and the bait a copy of ween or something
Bryan Weiss
Mayor Eric Adams breaking free from locktober
lexilucy
hatsune miku in her tumblr scene girl phase
Shotgunbadger
Doctor Mario's malpractice suit
melifiknow
Clown purity ball
SteamedJams
Coraline meeting her Other Mother and its Gina Carano
Brad Stan
The Amalgam of all the Astro Goblins, Charpatcob (Jacharrick, Patcoblette?)
Siôn Williamson
The incarnation of Mikey Papajohn
Michael Pettigrew
Why do we goon, master Wayne?
Bradley Sweeney
Kosher sex doll
snakpak
Key & Peeled
KassaNova
Star Scourge Jeb! commands the Tarnished to please clap
Ralph d. Apel
A mash up of two of the most interesting things in Jacob's Browser History.
Quest Bruv
Nurgle and Jergal dish out purple nurples
Terence Wiggins
Trumpy Trout fleshlight
gregorama97
Dobby's gym gainz
Matt
Maggie Thatcher huffing diesel
mir_doch_wurscht
Scott Pilgrimm vs Trump
Tadhg Harnett
I want vengeance against a galaxy that hates us
Sam Collins
Martha Stewart getting hit by The Getty tram
Free Will
The Eclipse from Berserk but everyone is muppets
Ffej
Borg drinking borg
an0rpm
dog with the hugest naturals youve ever seen
Hidetaka Miyazaki turned my toilet into a poison swamp
Astrogoblin hanging out but I’m there and we’re all best friends (photos available on request)
Ethan
Two Borg, chillin' in the alcove, 5 feet apart cause they're not gay
Ryan Pelton
Peanut brittle bad dragon
CrazyFireFerret and Lizzylar
Unlicensed Astrogoblin costumes. Mecha Enthusiast Goblin Angry Minnesotan Goblin House of Mother Goblin
LLPaulJay
Scrooge mcducks pool but its filled with crypto and NFTs
Ryogathelost
Chewbacca and the Chupacabra take a 23&Me test, they're cousins
Claire Myers
Gal Gadot yelling at sweatshop workers over Zoom.
Ryogathelost
Ringo Star becomes Bingo Star
Ryogathelost
Mortal combat, but everyone is cats
rahjahknows
Casper the friendly mattress, non-spon
John Eustice
The ideal baseball team to get teens “hooked”
Rullagan
Ru Paul's Flag Race
Phil Golubovich
Magical Girl Jacob
Aaron Wallis
Donald Trump asking for a trans Elon Musk's Insta
Gollum Juice
Silvio Dante talking to Tony about Ralphie’s slightly problematic Halloween costume
Leebos
Channing Tatum facing trial for his furry crimes in Jupiter Ascending
J Jedi Jameson
JD Vance, Lord of the Dance.
Madeline Alright
Tony Shelob
Kyall Robinson
speed 2 cooze control
Kochebi
Detroit Become Skarsgård
mitchshow
Whatever the prompt is, but European (cigarette)
Baron Sogz
Big nattys (spooky edition)
Jax
Paddington Bear getting arrested.
Baron Mathot
What the inside of Ryan Hailey's brain looks like.
Sean Banne
Clown Academia
averybigdeal
Wokey and the Bandit
Softly_Iris
Mockbuster astrogoblin
stushow
Vincent van Goghurt
Garrett Breen
Mouth of Sauron and Abeloth dating sim
Jake
Super Saiyan astro gobs
LLPaulJay
Jabba on Ozempic
Hauntlink
Stellan and that hot gremlin on a first date
Drew Wagner
Baz Luhrmann Presents ‘Baz Luhrmann‘s Willy Wonka and the Astrogoblin Factory’
slashx00 like from Guns N' Roses
barack obama fighting grodd - lord of cinder
Carl Weezer
Joe Rogan officiates a cage match between Comrade Kamala and Dump Truck Donny
Subtle Spell
Kratos filing for unemployment after the atheist win
MrCmh
A Crow multiverse movie
jstowe18
Watto in a grotto winning the lotto
Brian
EVA-01 goes woke
Tim Liggett
John Cena creating a John Cena so big even John Cena couldn't move it
liam
Patrick Clown
GoodPostReilly
Quark and Odo Go To White Castle
Bradley Sweeney
Scab union
Juuso E Salin
The last SUPper
