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Comment ‘Shop 24 Prompt
🕑 Added 2024-10-29 13:05:00 +0000 UTCLet us transmute your words into deplorable splendor.
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Brandon
Trump performing fellatio on a microphone
DylanC
That's Barack Dord Obama to you.
theedgeinshow
Harry Caray......that's it. Just Harry Caray.
KassaNova
Deptuy Jonsinger Dord Bee receives their Employee of the Month award
Joseph Blownapart
Patrick as a Wendigo devouring a group of Ewoks
Fredducky
Patrick, trembling, meeting his genuine hero, Jackie Onassis Kennedy.
buttsrofl
Elon Musk lookalike contest at the Exorcist stairs
calamansipapi
"Yoda with AIDs" is trending on twitter right now. which apparently is about Steve Bannon. so my submission is "Yoda with AIDs"
b00n
or Toy Story x Arby and Chief and they're the editors
b00n
oh fuck in a couple years he should make a booth lol
dudecar34
Astrogoblin Lunchly, crafted by Nickocado Avocado
lunkhedd
Agent Guts Cooper splits Griffith Bob a sunder with Dragon Slayer blade
Peyton Webb
SpongeBob squarepants style nasty close-up of Jon Voight (gruddy and gross)
Michael Pettigrew
"Hip Hop along to the polls" by MC Biden and Kammy H featuring DJ Hilldawg
Trung Ho
Astrogoblin x Thanksgiving x Wendy's Krabby Patty Collab
proodr
Using hexbots as a sounding rod
Driftless
Cenobite
BigBoiBabaganoosh
Grimace and RFK cooking up a storm after a bloody battle with the local Jews outside parliament, full spit roast with all the fixin's
Dave from accounting
Patrick and marvel’s Luke cage (the Netflix version) fighting to the death with their weapons of choice in a Nicolas cage match
oldleech
Pinhead only it's Poghead; "We have such slammers to show you" etc.
Fun!
Clint Eastwood as a nerd.
SteamedJams
Frankenweenie's assassination attempt on Fidel Castro
KassaNova
Laughing Kamala joker post credits scene
Nick Barnes
The physical embodiment of the spirit of Halloween
donaldtello
Simple Bot farm during the dust bowl
Lord of Skunks
Earth, Wind, and Balrog
nikotopias
Patrick's back working at the meat department, serving Doraemon fillet.
Toots McGavin
Crawdad and daughter ball
Jordan Moses
Ryan's future donor children coming together at The Gathering of the Juggalos.
Gollum Juice
New at Epcot, Ryan Hailey World
Kat don Vee
Elon in the cuck chair while Biden and Trump go at it carnally
tigerhawk66
All the Astrogoblin cats playing poker.
Tariq Moustapha
A restaurant where the food is delivered on trains. Oh, wait...
Jacob Edding
The first Arby's on the moon, staffed only by Ex-presidents
CeeBass
Dud Bolt torching ballot boxes.
My Humaniity
Jacob's gundams come to life and Yub-Nub Astrogoblin.
scott Lamont
Doraemon staring out from the windmill
Johnald90
Patrick with a nose transplant post break
Shotgunbadger
Patrick's nose post injury, more powerful than ever before
Hankenstein
Arthur Morgan rolling a dart and calling me handsome
melifiknow
Accidental space marine
Party in a Small box
Astrogoblin AI drones finally taking Ryan out.
Daniel Brown
The dog & cat cafe - either meaning
Drew Wagner
The Ultimate CINE2NERDLE Movie Trap
lexilucy
fortune teller Charlotte
rahjahknows
Astrogoblin Member Starter Pack - just in time for Halloween
Nick
A convoy of big rigs hauling the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
Softly_Iris
The ripoff bootleg design of the astrogoblin crew for the direct to DVD movie
Alexander Vogt
The Astrogoblin Headquarters if money weren't a concern
Alex Smith
The inside of Papa John's apartment after he ate 40 pizzas in 30 days.
ThirdDeadMan
Ryan Hailey's The Nightmare Before No Ween.
Aaron Wallis
Charlotte as the goose from annoying goose game and Patrick is the angry man in the garden.
Zen Window
klingon foreplay poetry slam
Mike R
A miniaturized Mothman meets the cryptids of the Honey I Shrunk The Kids universe
Zen Window
an opossum piloting a mech suit in a pitched battle with an automatic robot arm garbage truck for an overflowing garbage bin
Ryogathelost
Sorry about last time 😅🥴 I'm gonna resubmit "Ringo Star becomes Bingo Star" for your consideration
Chris
Dope sick Barenstain bears having an intervention
Terence Wiggins
Ryan as a moblin throwing Jacob who is a bokoblin
Andrew Sterling
A little guy with a BIG white can Monster
M B
Astrogoblin 2024 election results
trivialpaperweight
Barack Dord Obama getting cigs at the Wawa
Kochebi
The cats of astrogoblin must take over gameplay + recording for a day
Ralph d. Apel
Tim Walz is Dynamite Cop
Ryan Pelton
Technically meat
GoodPostReilly
The official NASCAR car of Astrogoblin causing a BIG crash
thehobknoblin
Legally distinct Ronald McDonald boofing Lakrisal
Connoroni
The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill and Came
Madame Crouton
Odo and Quark on a road trip
John
Ryan Hailey and Armond White At The Movies (Roger Ebert’s ghost frowning in the background)
Alfy Red
Raab’s Burgers.
LeafoftheVine
Bellevue, Kentucky's desperate attempts at being a small town while being situated right next to Cincinnati
griff mat
My buddy Thom riding a wicked roller coaster and subscribing to the astrogoblin patreon
ben l
Shallot, Kabob, and Crabstick (astrogblin vtuber rebrand)
Tadhg Harnett
solid snake sneaking into Boeing
Dr. Deagle
The Father, the Son, and the Honda Spirit
Claire Myers
Rate My Dad website.
Juuso E Salin
Right wing grifter getting treated at the misogynecologist office
Bryan Weiss
Patrick’s son joins baby geniuses to break Jon Voight’s nose
Brad
The smart one (Charlotte) is also surprisingly the strongest of the group.
Tim Liggett
An alternate Astrogoblin where Patrick is the hot one
LLPaulJay
Worf - Chewbacca meet cute but they're both polite bottoms
Chicofriend
The northern (p)lights
Hauntlink
The gang decorates Ryan’s 2nd hand gaming room.
Dean U
Dolphin class action lawsuit. You could be owed up to one krillion dollars!
Bailey ate all the beans
Jek Porkins attempt at pandering to midwestern voters
Quicksandbuddy
Adam Driver telling Death Sticks Guy to "go back to da cLuUuUb"
liam
Salacious B Crumb and Radaghast the Brown giving out 120 darts to trick or treaters
CrazyFireFerret and Lizzylar
The Monster Cage Mash
Sean Banne
What Patrick would look like if he went through with that avant-garde rhinoplasty
Sean Murphy
Ziggy, yogurt, Waylon feeding time.
Leebos
Doing a coffee run, want anything?
Baron Sogz
Luce the Vatican mascot's big adventure
Adriano Bacuita
Landon Cal-Risen (Landon Jesus)
Siôn Williamson
Dexter Jettster undertaking a strict diet of Jawa Juice and Ozempic
Carl Weezer
Benjamin Netanyahu beats Philly Santa with a bag of batteries after a heated Eagles game
Jordan W.
The Jersey Devil is confused about filling out their voting ballot.
Ethan
Elon musk struggling with an Eton mess
NRay7882
Animatronic restaurant band made up of celebrity corpses
Daniel Johansen
Gimli got the height surgery
DaveKootchie
Skarsgård in brown face (it's okay cause it's magic themed)
Kyle Koehler
Patrick Brown(face) as Moriarty in Baby Geniuses and the Treasures of Egypt, but it’s a magical disguise so it’s somehow more okay
Jonathan Smith
Gobs and gobs of beautiful knobs
dudecar34
O'Brian and Bashir jus chillin at the Alamo with the boys
stushow
Mustache Massacre
Hidetaka Miyazaki turned my toilet into a poison swamp
Astrogoblin hanging out but I’m there and we’re enemies. No photos available on request
Matt
Human skin pez dispenser
Michael Shaffer
the presidential candidates geoguessing at an esports event
Conor
San Francisco minifridge
NukeWarm
Dead presidents telling jimmy Carter "we have such sights to show you"
Brian
Maybe throw in a pack of cigs to sweeten the deal
Free Will
Gummo but in the Star Wars universe
Brian
The devil tempting Jesus with HGH
Meatshelly
Stephen King, Grinch-ified
Rullagan
Bowl of salad rolling down a hill in a wheelchair unassisted
Horsey Chobunso
Wawa x By The Bucket
Jay Deines
Eye for an eye and Bluth for a Bluth
Bradley Sweeney
Patrick winning the blue ribbon for “best sex pig”
capecodnative
Global Worfing
slashx00 like from Guns N' Roses
monke man
