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Felix Forrester

Hugh Jackmandingo

Grilled Sheez

Lisa Frank joins ICE

Poised_Owls

Crab Rangooner

Felix Forrester

Hugh Jackmandingo

Daniel Felesina

The Flight Risk poster but add in Mel Gibson and make sure Mark Walhberg’s bald spot is visible please ❤️

Kickflipoff

Platonic male bondage

Kickflipoff

Woah! Dobbby the house elf wants to have a Percocet and cigarette smoking competition.

Brian Spath

The Call of the Wildboyz

saaaaaam

underwear ambassadors

Russell Richardson

Just a group of friends having a good time, and nothing goes wrong ever. But one is trying to hide their dirty shart butt. So stinky.

Whalebone Jack

Sylvester Stallone in the State Book Depository and Mel Gibson on the grassy knoll

Zero Cham

The boba speeder bike gang but its Stallone, Gibson, and that baby genius guy

Phil Golubovich

Cosmic Gnoll

Junepocalypse

Salzige Cayde-Herring (fish)

Junepocalypse

Cream harvest

Zeigeis

RFK doing one of those tiktoks that's obviously just someone slightly disguising a thirst trap

Rybar

Sly Stallone in Tulpa King

theedgeinshow

The ghost of Harry Caray ripping cigs while arm wrestling the undead corpse of Jon Voight

Heaps Biggly

Brian Posehn drives a car made of bugs

flyinpotatoes

who would president trump pick to be the youtube ambassadors

Brandon

With Melania as Judge Doom, and she “talks just LIKE THIS!”

SundayBest

Collectible Astrogoblin ™ Patrick Action Figure. With new “Slack-jawed Stare” action.

Adam Stallman

Yassian Andor

Lord of Skunks

The Hollywood Ambassador Barbershop Quartet (its all John Voight)

Tariq Moustapha

Randy Ortolan.

Matthew

RFK’s patronus. Probably a headless whale or bear or a brain worm. What a fucking lunatic

Aaron Weber

Big Puss-Wee

Aaron Weber

The Great Khan enjoying a delightful twinkie-weiner sandwhich, he is truly happy

HenryM

Today me and wee man are gonna start the second american revolution

Megan G

Samoa Joe runs for office

Leebos

Tony mezzo-soprano

WalkingMirror

Jason "Big Pussy" Acuña

liam

Charlotte, play the Hannibal otrtolan song bird clip

Fox Burden

Roger Rabbit & Eddie Valiant walk into GoonTown

NukeWarm

What it feels like to explain why bloodborne is the superior souls experience

Zac Rose

Sunta Su & The Ghosts of Tasushima with Paulie Wallnuts and Asian Hugo Weaving.

Madeline Alright

Tony Alto, Tony Bass and Tony Tenor

grungaloo

Twink Hall of Fame

Gollum Juice

The Oscars hosted by this years Monsters

Brad sweeney

Charlotte raking in a fresh harvest from her body farm

lexilucy

cardassions in bajor? no. kardashians in barad-dur.

Leebos

Philadelphia Eagles take Charlotte as their Goomar

slashx00 like from Guns N' Roses

four horseman of the ad-pocalypse

Nick Martinez

John carpenters the muppets take manhattan

Daniel Brown

Something anti-authoritarian. maybe the Antifa Frozen Yogurt shop

Pighokey

Paulie Gualtieri smuggling a truckload of Jar Jar lollipops.

Softly_Iris

"We made Phil strangle Déagol for the ring"

Andrew Sterling

A Gameboy Advance for a chain smoker

Brian

Hi, I’m Pee-wee Herman, and this is jackass

Gene Shaughts

Cig Talk Presents: Paul Mall Simon and Dart Garfunkel

COONTAR

Civil War: Orca

Haste

Kermit drunk in the eastern bloc

Dr. Deagle

Male bonding

Rullagan

John Wilkes Booth assassinating A. Lincoln Continental

stushow

Brother ticklers

Ben Turner

Sailor Dune

bozzwick

Elon Musk and Adolf “high fiving” each other as they Eiffel Tower Trump. A “Trump tower” if you will

Sean Banne

Watto memorial

Hidetaka Miyazaki turned my toilet into a poison swamp

Guys you’ll never believe what video I just watched

Zexyshamen

Our hollywood ambassadors forming one kiaju

Hidetaka Miyazaki turned my toilet into a poison swamp

2 Donald Trumps, one of which is climbing a nude Italian stallion, who has Mel Gibson’s face on his crotch. Jon Voight’s 2 disembodied heads leering from the right and a Jafar Funko pop holding a T-Posing Jafar genie dominating the left. Maybe spice it up with a colorful background.

David Jones

Don Vito senate confirmation hearing

Annabelle W

biblically accurate teebo

oldleech

I am the Salzige, and I sound like this: salt salt salt salt salt.

Hog

Muppet January 6th

oldleech

Italian Stallion Stallone as a centaur, and also he's ridiculously naked.

Siôn Williamson

Qui Gon and Obi Wan are sent to see how the Greenland negotiations are going

BigBoiBabaganoosh

Harland Williams takes on the Faze clan fuckboys with nothing more than a bottle of "water"

Kevin Lewis

What was actually in diddys mansion (Allegedly) , you know now since fires stopped all that.

Donald Mahanahan

Ultra-rare atypical astrogoblin fan

scott Lamont

Big bird Bonpensiero "not in the face ok"

Failstate

Baby Geniuses 3, directed by Francis Ford Coppola

alex

Mark Wahlberg if he was actually on the plane

goooooooooob

OK KALE. SHOW THEM THE BONER

Basilspice

Joe byebyeman-den

Joseph Blownapart

Anime Tony Soprano staring down Anime Hank Hill or failing that Kiryu Kazuma from the Yakuza games

NickIsRadford

Peewee's Big Lots

PumaHands

Magneto but he controls insulation

Callie

i was gonna try and come up with something but instead i am going to use my one submission to +1 this. do it for james.

NRay7882

Lactose intolerant cheese eating world champion 🏆

Ethan

Oh, Vinny the Pooh

rahjahknows

The typical AstroGoblin fan

Fredducky

The sheer physical and romantic attraction between Dale Earnhardt and the turn 4 wall of Daytona International Speedway.

Shotgunbadger

The Stuff I Need, but kept just out of reach

Erynsaurus

Battle for Manhattan: Jason vs The Muppets

goodbye Tarfful

Society if Artax didn't die in never ending story

Adriano Bacuita

Astro goblins, the band, performing on a sinking ship

Quicksandbuddy

That licorice you like is going to come back in style

Bailey ate all the beans

just like a really good cigarette

Forrerrist

Gundam ZZ Bottem

Forrerrist

sly stallone as flower covered gundam qan[t] from the end of gundam 00

CrazyFireFerret and Lizzylar

Wasted genie fucking up a wish after centuries trapped in a whiskey bottle.

Donald Mahanahan

"Watto? My goodness you've grown -- more beautiful, I mean."

Flammabell

big medium and small pussy enjoy some gabagool

Ralph d. Apel

Phantom Menace Pepsi Vending machine Gundam fighting “The Oracle” from The Rise of Skywalker deleted scene.

goooooooooob

"I drink steel reserve for a sunrise i'll NEVER get to see"

Hankenstein

Fantastic Four: Rise of Slylvlerslrerter

Fender-Belly Bodine

David Lynch's Megalopolis

goooooooooob

Leuthen the ketamine ghoul giving oreos from the hole in a ford pinto drinking steel reserve

LeKa

Hannibal CGI deer having a pint and a cig at the Backshots Bar and Grill

Ryogathelost

Can you do something with the Robbie Williams monkey movie? Do it for James - he won't shut the fuck up about it. He would want you to somehow incorporate the Rizzler, AJ and Big Justice, and Momma Justice - whoever the fuck those people are.

BoromirDies

The new Expendables movie starring Mel Gibson, Jon Voight, Dr Phil, the snake from Anaconda (Italian stallions hog of course). Starring the main villain 100 year old Jimmy Carter

Claire Myers

Salvador Dali Parton

Barfait ᕦ༼༎ຶ_༎ຶ༽ᕗ

Supreme Leader Snokes on a Plane

bobloblaw_rms

Patrick as Count Orlok

Zen Window

opossum poundstone performing a one act live stage performance of raccoon ellisons i have a giant mouth and im constantly screaming to a tragically empty theater