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oldleech
A bit late this time, but please continue punning on Police albums with future entries.
Felix Forrester
Zendaya Mondatta
Nikolaus W. Hagena
"This is fine"-meme LA fires edition
Nikolaus W. Hagena
The hidden treasures of Jacob's Gundam Wall (like an easter egg Where's Waldo)
Jordan Moses
Jacob's Great Gundam Wall of China
schiraldi18
January 6th American Girl Doll Book
Boonan
Please include Lau, the mob accountant from the Dark Knight in whatever you do.
digitalnothing
This is probably too heavy for a comment shop comment, and I doubt any of you will read it at all, but I want to thank Astrogoblin for helping me through a very difficult time right now. My mom passed away unexpectedly this week, she was only 61. I've lost the joy I once found in the TV shows I would watch with her, or the punk songs I'd force her to listen to in the car that she'd end up singing along with lol. She was my best friend and even though right now I'm crying while typing this out, I'll soon be laughing until my stomach hurts thanks to one of your videos. Thank you.
Aididas
Timothée Chalamet Animorph into a Beyblade
donaldtello
kitten courtroom drama
Lucas Wilson
ozempic pinhead
Frank Olson
Count Orlok on love it or list it
jraluark
Patrick pacifying the "woke mob" with his version of logic and reason
Christian
Annie Get Your Cum
Zeigeis
Somehow, Comment shop returned
Wadachip
Patrick with his pet Babirusas at the GameStop’s Switch 2 midnight release
BigBoiBabaganoosh
Sleeping pills and a night cap had me speaking forgotten languages, not getting those brain cells back
Brad sweeney
Cock and ball therapy and healing
Heaps Biggly
Master Grade Robert Z'Dar
Brovius
Cayde-Herringe family reunion (both sides)
Johnald90
Salzige becoming an Icelandic volcano
cptvictor
La-goon-a Beach
lexilucy
Phantom of the Orphanage
Andrew J Burleson
salzige at the Delta help desk in Newark
Bryan Weiss
Paddington Twink
Phil Golubovich
Salzige's Saddam Hussein hiding spot
Spongeguy
Coffee table enema
Dr. Deagle
Yugioh duel discs
The Log
Bam organa
Matt Boje
Jar jar crashes Jacobs wedding while a bunch of gundams and cade 6 look on
Baron Sogz
I don't have a good suggestion this week but I watch these with my wife and she always looks for my comments and judges me. Hi Monica!
Annabelle W
what Patrick is actually seeing when he uses a computer
Gollum Juice
Salziga New Years Resolutions
Hidetaka Miyazaki turned my toilet into a poison swamp
The Beaver’s brief, but impactful, tenure at Rooster Teeth
JFactor
Saruman emerges from his tower to address his army (the Woke Mob)
Hankenstein
Mel Gibson's Bible Gang
Donald Mahanahan
Carrie Underwood performing at the ribbon cutting ceremony of the underwater metropolis, Rapture
Loxi (not shrek)
Hog Road Truckers
Sam Collins
Nimrod, son of cuck
Nat Schwarz
Many Saints of Nu-Quark
Siôn Williamson
Jacob being sent to Iceland on a mission to convert the place to the 51st state 🇱🇷
Mr penis
all thirteen yule lads bursting forth from a mans birthing hole
oldleech
Perhaps said candle set up at a roadside memorial shrine?
Cash_Bone
"Mr. Gorbachev, tear up this hole!"
raychle
salzige cayde-6 heringe's last stand
NickIsRadford
Salzige Pilgrim vs. the World
Haunted Picnic
Ready Player One if it was filmed now (and in 2 parts)
Fun!
Ad for new version of masculinity: Dandy, Victorian boy. Top hat. Big bow tie. All the bells and whistles. Stupid short. Tagline: Mommy, I spilled me lemon drink!
Bruce The Genetic Jackhammer Rando
Hulk Hogan going woke and still getting booed
scott Lamont
H.R Pufnstuf puffing stuff (weed)
Claire Myers
Internet Café for Victorian orphans
theedgeinshow
Creed performing at Harry Caray's presidential inauguration
LeKa
US Forest Service guide to partially or totally obliterating a hog with explosives (artist's impression)
Karaoke Skeleton
Salziege on a rampage through Pahrump New Mexico
Hauntlink
Richard Kind: Chimp Crazy
BallpointKen
Jacob as a catholic candle
My Humaniity
Finally, a good fucking prompt
Colin Sharpe
Immortan Joe’s War Rig with a full force of half-life soyboys
Rullagan
Clifford the Dog ripping cigs and working construction
Megan G
Law and Order: Clams
Mike R
The Beatles but they're just British beetles
Callie
jacob fleeing the great los angeles fire with his precious gundam collection
PumaHands
Captain Tarpals shock collar
Quicksandbuddy
Beer is the vibes-chiller
BigBoiBabaganoosh
Mr Bean army takes on the capitalist beast with nothing but his socks and a shit eating grin
Blake Spears
The Final Squirtening (my unfinished Mission Impossible manuscript)
Erynsaurus
Confident Hulud asks you out for dinner and dancing.
bozzwick
The Astro Goblin (do they have a name?) shooting first.
Paul Sheckarski
Pure and radiant, he wields love to shrive clean the feet of men
Drew Wagner
Han Solo saying “that” to a concierge of a Kanjiklub Med
bobloblaw_rms
Hairless Lumpy Bacca
ben l
Astrogoblin Best of 2024 (ᵇᵃˡˡ ᵗᵒʳᵗᵘʳᵉ)
Flammabell
biblically accurate aslan
Kaiser Ryu
Babe! I told you to hold the phone not the moan!
WalkingMirror
Saddam's Unholy Union
Leebos
Cognitive Behavioral Therapy dungeon
Luke Vigil
Or adult white Grinch instead of patrick. Dealers choice
Luke Vigil
Nightmare Mustache- less Patrick doing the Predator handshake with Salzige
pfausto
Mark doing the zucc on tiktok's userbase
CrazyFireFerret and Lizzylar
Leo and the Pussy Posse takeover an Astrogoblin video.
Danny Thrasher
Count Orlok’s BDSM dungeon
Barfait ᕦ༼༎ຶ_༎ຶ༽ᕗ
biblically accurate jennifer coolidge
Tank3875
A world without TikTok
alex
1700 W 78th St, Richfield, MN 55423, United States
Sean Banne
The secret CBT dungeon Jacob hides behind the gundam wall
John
Another biopic that should be "Better Man"-ed aka replace them with Robbie Williams as a monkey. And it must be the Robbie Williams CG ape.
Softly_Iris
The Icelandic licorice spawn jacob accidentally brought home
Carl Weezer
Walker Pelosi mecha vs Wheelchair Mitch McConnel Kaiju
melifiknow
Char Halud
capecodnative
Battle of the Seltzers
Josh
1000% aura Ralph Cifaretto in the NBA
Leebos
An even hornier Nosforatu Moustache
Oilspill404
Astrogoblin returns to find the comment shop infested with rats
NukeWarm
If Adam Driver replaced Ryan Gosling in every role he has played
Tariq Moustapha
Jacob's honeymoon in Skyrim.
stushow
Fueled by Soil
SteamedJams
Mr Beast Lice Challenge
Driftless
an Elephant army sacks the Vatican
NRay7882
Subway's Jared starts a prison podcast
oldleech
The Goonies' goon cave.
Stanky
Show me what that thang can do
Kickflipoff
Stephen King of the Hill huffing propane. Oh no
heartajack
What does Salzige sacrifice?
Jay Deines
The skarsgards crowdkilling the culkins
Chaz Surfboard
The first Fool who found his Gold
an0rpm
chinese spy x american tiktoker communism poster
Chicofriend
Chewbacca biker gang (colorized)
Alfy Red
Hillary Rodman Clinton.
Madeline Alright
Deep Fake Roy
slashx00 like from Guns N' Roses
gmork dating app profile
Meatshelly
St Francis of the Cici's
Kyall Robinson
GG Allin Rickman
liam
Jacob wept, for there were no more Sopranos clips left to watch
GoodPostReilly
Crabominable SnowCrab
Zen Window
opossum bottom
Maxwell
Mr Rogers confronts the Kool Aid Man on his problematic behavior
M B
Newlywed Jacob stuck in the dryer gets caught by his frisky step Salzige
Honey-Boo-Boo
BorgGenius
