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Aaron Weber
Jessie Ventura smoking the finest Minesotan tequila
Loxi (not shrek)
Bill Skarsgard as the Ketamine Ghoul
Pighokey
'It's only fascism if it comes from southern Italy; otherwise, it's just sparkling capitalism'
goooooooooob
Luthen the ketamine ghoul drinking steel reserve for a sunrise he'll never get to see
Siôn Williamson
First Order General Huxtable
ShinChaos
Patrick turned 1000 years old from having to read thru all the prompts and not picking the first good one
BigBoiBabaganoosh
Astrogobblers cut ties and start a maidcore band in Latvia
Fitzwick
Tom Jane giving Ryan Dunn's euology
Cody Nicholls
Neil Breen's Megalopolis
theedgeinshow
Harry Caray ripping cigs and guitar solos
Kickflipoff
What IS in’s the Astrogoblin discount pharmacy?
oldleech
David Lynch and Jimmy Carter bonding in the afterlife - possibly while riding penny farthings.
Brad sweeney
Big brown barrel of Biden’s best boys
Fredducky
Hardee’s logo emotionally devastated
Bruce The Genetic Jackhammer Rando
Hulk Hogan going woke and still getting booed
Lucas Wilson
Blue Chew Butterbean vs Ozempic Preston Lacy
Wadachip
Patrick riding his Babirusa to work
David Jones
The Beaver tells a content creator to jack off at work and then get catfished.
Mr penis
Sludge and or goo
Quicksandbuddy
AstroGoblin's very own Eraserhead baby
Tyler Wilkins
Air Bud but he’s just like a regular guy
PumaHands
Galactic senate approved TikTok ban blocked by Sheev
Heaps Biggly
Snuff marketed for Gen Z
Jesse Gax
George Lucas watching from the closet
Dr. Deagle
People staring blankly at [insert other prompt] in the sky
Fox Burden
Eddie Valiant & Roger Rabbit walk into GoonTown
lexilucy
JonBIDET Ramsey
Dustin Willis
Vincent Fisher Price
goooooooooob
Police Yoshi Story
Maxwell
CoD montage thumbnail: dick Cheneys greatest hits
alex
Scott Pilgrim vs the Iraqi weapons of mass destruction circa 2002
Nikolaus W. Hagena
Goon Messiah! Wait I thought Arrakis was supposed to be a dry wasteland?!
nikotopias
Scary Bilbo ahegao
Erynsaurus
Biblically Accurate Fuck Machine
Lord of Skunks
Elon Musk fondling Paul Bunyan's blue ox's balls.
Nick Martinez
The many salutes of Elon with Paddington
goodbye Tarfful
Baby geniuses and the nuremberg trials
Tariq Moustapha
We goon at dawn.
NickIsRadford
Art Bellossom Pokedex entry
Chelsea D'Amore
Snoopy & Woodstock make soup together, but something goes horribly wrong
ben l
"We sent Phil to Mordor with the Fellowship"
Donald Mahanahan
Dr. Dolittle's first press conference as Trump's chief medical advisor
bobloblaw_rms
The Siege of Jamestown, ND feat. the world's largest bison
Angelo Encapera
Pot of Creed
Rusty Pond
Snowboarding swine
Brian Spath
John Fetterman meme coin
Kyall Robinson
Nosfera2 Fast 2 Furious
Hankenstein
Kirisuto no junan 2: Ma Kirisuto (Christ Passion 2: Shin Christ (Anime (sub)))
Will Stephens
"Me and Don Vito are going to assassinate the Archduke of Austria"
Drew Wagner
Jackass but for the Lord!
cptvictor
Boba Fetterman
Zen Window
Steve-Opossum and Chris "Trash" Pandius filming an episode of Wildcritterz at the US Capitol on 1/6/2021.
M B
Huge hairy cans (that some would consider to be unnatural)
Fun!
Recreate Paul Walker/Vin Diesel "See you Again" moment with Ryan Dunn and that little car he put up his butt.
LeafoftheVine
Pick-me-girl Picard
Gollum Juice
Presidential Cuck Chair
Dean U
Ben sisko sparking up a cig rounding the bases after sending a baseball into orbit.
Baron Sogz
Weekend at Ryan Dunn's (Weekend at Burnie's if it wasn't clear)
Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into her side, Chief. We was comin’ back from the island of Tinian to Leyte. We’d just
T-Rex struggling for a last suck on a vape before the asteroid
NukeWarm
Mr. Burnie Burns (co-founder of rooster teeth and Simpsons character)
Leebos
The pantheon of Astrogoblin guys come looking for the stuff
heartajack
Ghost feet
saaaaaam
Live from Washington, DC: The 2025 Presidential Inazgûluration
Bryan Weiss
Wesley Crusher gets splinched in a transporter accident and the crew feels net neutral about it
liam
big hole
TCKingCeryn
Big Bald Naturals (open to interpretation)
Softly_Iris
Patrick the white returns to us at the turn of the tide (he smote the remains of a balrog and got the stuff he needs)
Alfy Red
Trumps golden showers save California.
WalkingMirror
Bali Time Chamber for Juggalos
David U
Jacksaw (Saw / Jackass crossover)
Mr. Habato
An AirB&E listing photo catching Bam and Ryan in the act
Nat Schwarz
“We’re gonna make Phill a man in the eyes of The Lord”
Clickery21
Smoking salted licorice
Wesley Kirlough
Alex Jones after autoerotic asphyxiation
John
Flight Risk's Mark Wahlberg (as "Jim Flightrisk") just heading up to the second floor of an unsuspecting Salzige (but he is aware)
Daniel Johansen
Scott Stapp makes an Oscar bait movie
GoodPostReilly
Faramir, Captain of Gondor, shows quality air at the Winter X Games
Matt Burns
No one is more powerful than Mr. Peanut
JFactor
Davos Convention (Weird Rural Pennsylvania version)
CeeBass
Mike Lindell “getting the things he needs” at the inauguration
Adriano Bacuita
Patrick breaking into Jacob's office to get "some stuff he needs"
Tadhg Harnett
Ray Romano hunting the cast of Fraiser
Haste
A horse with a human job
Phil Golubovich
A really nice ham sandwich
Michael Shaffer
inaugoblination
NRay7882
Live action woke smurfs movie poster
Haunted Picnic
"Love should be multiplied, not divided" the sister wives of Astrogoblin
LeKa
Mark Wahlberg prevents the Dave Matthews Band tour bus incident
tigerhawk66
Gritty speed dates other mascots.
Bailey ate all the beans
Astrogoblin blind sniff test: Poppers, Galaxy Gas, Gasoline
Chicofriend
Hoopa “Chewbacca” Stank, M.D.
Sean Banne
Scientist Charlotte growing a new Jacob and Patrick on a rat's back
J Jedi Jameson
Patrick's latest get rich quick scheme.
Brendon Abbl
Creepy Captain Kirk
Rullagan
Virgin Airlines post coitus
SteamedJams
Wet Hot North Korean Summer
Free Will
The Statue of Liberty, as a juggalo, sobbing uncontrollably
JeffreysAboy
Sailor Scouts but they're super ripped like the power team
Blake Spears
Good news! They already do this one every Monday and Friday for us.
Ryan Pelton
Stephen King's spooky colostomy bag.
Michael Eisen
World's last hope, Mr. Hippopotamus, picked to pilot Gundam Epyon
Hauntlink
Prime alcohol smoking circle w/ don vito and Phil
NRay7882
Gooners never say done
Brian
JD Vance taping a drawing of his couch over his wife’s portrait
jstowe18
Care Bear Rapture
grungaloo
Yassified Worf
LLPaulJay
Big Hoss and Chum Lee buy Smee from Watto
dangxious
Klingon Incubus tribute band
Madeline Alright
The average Astrogoblin fan (A Patrick photoshop)
CrazyFireFerret and Lizzylar
Castlevania's Dracula getting really into Limp Bizkit before his final canonical death in 1999.
B-Nab
John Leguizamo is really cold :(
Mike R
(Baskin) Tony Robbins lost in the mall from Better Call Saul
Jay Deines
Under the Tuscan raider sun
slashx00 like from Guns N' Roses
godforeskin apostle
stushow
The 3 Ninjas movie goes woke
Claire Myers
The Gooners
Nibblonians
Elon Musk getting punched by Captain America
