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Swisher
President Vanilla Ice nuking Pyongyang and Disneyland Paris
David U
Friend, you are in for the mashup of your life. Go to YouTube and type in Limp Wicket by Neil Cicierega
David U
It's one of my favorite weekly forms of entertainment
dudecar34
Big Beaver Pussy Bonpensiero
SoaringSmith
Steven Suddenberg aka the Titanic
KurtAngleScreamingYEAH
Ryan Hailey’s Comet
Kent Sheely
'Macho Man' Randy Newman
Ezrah
Weeping child holding onto an urinating president.
Brian Spath
Kendrick Levar Burton
Adam Cruse
Laura Dern-mher (Laura Dern but Jefferey Dahmer, very hungee)
NRay7882
His noodles
Bruce The Genetic Jackhammer Rando
A nice smelling poo
NRay7882
I've seen a movie about this once.
Will Stephens
Boss Nass and the E Street Band
Zac Rose
Black Knight Part II: Blackdraft
Driftless
Cenobites in the Vatican
Nick Martinez
Will Sassumi
Travis Davey
Movie Poster for Charlotte’s Leo D/serial killer film
The last Bastion of Bastian
White boy with a little bit of swag experiencing Sapphic yearning for the first time
snakpak
Hot Ones but it's just the milk
Gene Shaughts
Gritty picks up his Clap medication incognito, Ron Mexico-style
Miles Baxter
Odo as Mr. House
Lee
Count Orlok's fat fucking dumper
Ajay
Astrogoblin LIVE from Jonestown
TempusRimeblood
Almost came at this with a Gungan Seed joke, but I'm gonna go with Gungan: Meesa From Mercureesa
Ramathorn
I don’t know what this is but commenting to join in
TempusRimeblood
yeah i got that one lol
Beans
Bobby Slay
Maxwell
Stellan and his boys vs Charlie and his Angels
Cody Nicholls
"Neil Breens Dracula"
Dom
MegaTopolis
Kyall Robinson
The Ape of Nanking
Harper
me??? :O edit: i forgot my patreon name isn't souplife lmao
Zeigeis
Drake in Hammer pants
Dr. Deagle
Blue seed shoes
Zexyshamen
The poster for ' Star Wars Origins: Dex's Diner ' starting Will Sasso as Dexter Jettster and Johnny Knoxville as Obi-Wan Kenobi
lilcczar89
Charlie Bucket Dab Tutorial
Harper
did we do jar jar twinks already
cptvictor
Gungan Wing Zero
lexilucy
shit that's what I meant god damnit
Skuggles
Nosferatatouille
Scrapple Roan
freddy vs. jason "wee man" acuña
Mr penis
Donald swallowing Eric
Lord of Skunks
Steve Buscemi's dark secret.
Astrogoblin these nuts yum yum yum
Guardians of the Ga'Hoolaxy
Felix Forrester
Astel, Big-naturals-born of the Void
Meatshelly
And that's that on phoning it in
Meatshelly
Ji-had dog stand
oldleech
Poppin' Fresh Doughboy gettin' ready to pop.
Daniel Felesina
Serbian Kingsley on an episode of Law & Order the SUV
SundayBest
I don’t have anything clever this week but it does make me really happy that yall genuinely read most of these.
Nikolaus W. Hagena
The Halftime Goon Show feat. Saure Cayde Heringe and brought to you by "Nobody Got AIDS"
bobdole
Watto, a ferengi, and a Harry Potter goblin enjoying a nice picnic.
Chinese Boy Ganoosh
CEO's of AstroGob inc. and New RT play a game, specifically a choose your own adventure deep in the salt mines of Pakistan, all whilst under the influence of strong muscle relaxers. What could go wrong? Will Burnie Boy ever escape the mines? Who will be eaten first and why is it not sexual?
Forrerrist
Gcuuuuuuuuuucks Amuro with Char
Softly_Iris
I unironically have no idea who that is
Andrew J Burleson
The Boys (patrick and his homunculus) Are Back in Town!
Heaps Biggly
Rick Steve's Lost Izalith
Edgar Kracis
A 21 spum salute
Kade Hensley
Ryan Hailey-Welch
Richard Jeter
The destruction of Alderaan hurtling a tiny Will Sasso into space
Adriano Bacuita
Soup President of the United states
ChancellorWizard
Bib Fortuna but his head schlong thingy wraps around the children from Star Wars Skeleton Crew
Ethan
Fighter of the Matt NightMan
Terence Wiggins
John Voit (John Voight except he's a collection sports balls)
Ethan
Gungan Gundam
Kochebi
The goblins are starting in a remake of any movie of their choice, the only catch is they are lending their voices to puppet versions of themselves
Johnald90
Jean Reno in Reno wearing jeans that say Reno
Annabelle W
woke hello kitty
David U
Backdraft Kings: betting on house fires
TempusRimeblood
Grindr on Naboo: Searching for Jar Jar Twinks
zaddy.milkers
Thrawn mulling over the cultural and thus strategic implications of Backdraft
Scott Fado-Bristow
Tony Soprano lines up in front of Walmart for Spore Hero's launch
Daniel Felesina
Valerian and the City of 1000 Kevin Spaceys and they’re all singing Beyond the Sea
thehobknoblin
The Sopranus
Spurious Machinery
White Grinch vs Bleached Minch: The Beach Beef Battle
Powersfrombeyond
Cucks on parade - rage against the machine
Hankenstein
John Will.I.Ams
Daniel Felesina
Santemu’s mortal nemesis: the Eastemu Bunny
Tariq Moustapha
An aviary is for birds. An apiary is for bees. Appropriate, since Charlotte is the queen of bees!
Haste
Skeeter Valentine getting arrested for a DUI
David Jones
Odo confiscating Nog’s nitrous cracker
David U
"i gotsta carry that cross all the way up that fuckin hill? Fuck you."
RJ
Keeping up with the Cardassians
Siôn Williamson
Lt Barclay mounts me Riker style in Holodeck 3
David U
Love me some Neil Cicierega
Erynsaurus
Battle for Manhattan: The Muppets vs Jason
PumaHands
Backdraft X Backshots collab
Blake Spears
To the tune of All Star: Somebody's got aids!
Josh Mang
Patrick and Jacob as Fodesinbeede Annodue announcing Charlotte's bumblefuck victory in the fight pits, brought to you by Totino's Pizza Rolls
S.E.
Marlboro Mech vs GodJUULlla
HeyJoshRob
Gul Dukat and Paulie Walnuts vs Badlandschugs in a lemonade drinking competition.
Garry
AlaBAMa Margera Rush season
NickIsRadford
Sylvester "The Bone" Stallone
cptvictor
Partick Tarvolta's buen penis
Fun!
Scooby finds out that dog years don't count when it comes to the online distribution of pornography.
Softly_Iris
Limp wicket
Chicofriend
Crash Bam-dacoot
lexilucy
Charlotte Apiary (charlotte full of birds)
Angelo Encapera
Matt DayMan
LLPaulJay
Tony Hawk Tuah
Ratking
The AngelllBoys showing off their Birkin bags at a Boonta Eve Classic
tigerhawk66
Jehovahs witnesses and Mormon missionaries fight to convert Patrick
Daniel Brown
Dexter: Dark Embryo
Drew Wagner
Charlotte pulling an Air Bud and saving the 76ers season
M B
The Monument men awkward post gangbang hang
fairytaleforhire
Jabba the Hutt at Pizza Hutt
Tariq Moustapha
C-Slee-P Joe
Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into her side, Chief. We was comin’ back from the island of Tinian to Leyte. We’d just
Velociraptor making a soft cheese
Dustin Willis
Two cats fighting in an alley over territory dominance but one of them lack object permanency.
Max Hart
sorry, had to double dip the comment shop
Max Hart
Gorbachev Gets Gangrene
Horsey Chobunso
Rimsky-Korsakov's Prolapse of the Nobles
Max Hart
the way this just rolls of the tongue 🥵💅
Cowboy Baby
Two hogs on a hog
Lou
Pineapple upside down cake farts
goooooooooob
Neon genesis evanGoopion
Gollum Juice
Presented by Goop: Evangelion Lego Sets
an0rpm
big ratuals
Michel Lichand Mendonça
Ernest Goes to Epstein Island
NRay7882
God dammit, Sydney Sweeny shit in the bed again.
Tadhg Harnett
will and Grace final episode inspired by heavens Gate
Mike R
Dennis the Menace in Venice Beach (a five year old befriending beach bums)
CrazyFireFerret and Lizzylar
Kevin Sorbo disappointed he can't be Hollywood ambassador
Paul Sheckarski
Die Hard: Two Deep, Two Greedily
Clickery21
Hey Charlotte can you add lego batman please
Kai Pierce
DMV ran by Jawas and Tuskan raiders
Bryan Weiss
Tom Brady’s husk upon the golden throne
picklepete
Dipping dots, equistrian crimes, and dollar store pickle brines
dudecar34
The 2025 Defenestration of Hollywood
Lydsy
OmeletteSavoury political takeover of Astrogoblin
nicktelecast .
Just a cute lil character actress
dangxious
Sailor Jerry (Seinfeld)
Just Joe
Valentine's Day with RFK
CeeBass
Flesh bucket hat vs flesh cowboy hat jihad
Elaine “Local Girl” Wiley
Hayden Chris-Hansen busting Watto
Bailey ate all the beans
"ayo Ton' I got a crown of thorns eh"
Glup Shiddo
Tony Shaloub starring as B’omarr Monk
Asa Gray
Dale Earnhardt's Pod Racer
John
Backdraft 3: The Search for Curly’s Gold. Which is seed not gold please stop confusing it.
Eibhlìn NicColla
Suburba yelling at the youth podracing coach
Brendon Abbl
They did it! The Globetrotters won the Super Bowl!
Jamie Clarkson
Tim Curry has escaped and is wreaking havoc at the pool
Madeline Alright
Beansie and Beans (Even Stevens) beat each with rocks
mitchshow
Buen Penis, the Don of the Portuguese mafia
liam
David’s Muzzle Puzzle
Selesta Tsukino
Charlotte's best day as told by Patrick
Nat Schwarz
It’s Midsommar, Charlie Brown!
Bailey ate all the beans
Grover being in the We the People party
stushow
Mustache Massacre
Bailey Yeager
Patrick "Bitch Boy" Brown sailing as a Pirate of the Gulf of America (He has Scurvy)
alex
Hugh Jackman and the robot from Real Steel (2011) are in a public and poly relationship with Chappie from Chappie (2015)
J Jedi Jameson
Will Sasso clone army.
Ralph d. Apel
Mighty Morphin Power Bottom
Bailey ate all the beans
Peter Paul "Paulie Walnuts" Gualtieri experiences The Passion
Aksel Lessum
Watto at the nurnburg trials
saaaaaam
Sloth joins the Mafia: HEY GOOMAAA
MrCmh
The Astrogoblin gang working at a Baja Fresh. Jon Voight is the Manager and the customers are various people from astrogoblin history. (Cue the Bam Margera impressions)
Hog
Centrist coward Elmo
Max Hart
Jar Jar escaping the the Gulag
Buttchug
Patrick x Vincent D'onofrio water birth (but the water is piss)
nellyfrommovies
Mike Patton of Faith No More at the Universal Epic Universe park
Claire Myers
James Woods you rather.
Free Will
Cross Angel, Fashion Consultant
Sean Murphy
Tom Hanks using a Life Straw to snort cocaine
Darren Casserly
Why can’t you do something nice
Quicksandbuddy
Harry Mudd the seed peddler
Nathaniel Dixon
Cannibalism and survival on the MINIONette.
Lunaire of Astora
CKYn, a collaboration between CKY and Skyn
GoodPostReilly
East Coast Prime, the ultimate East Coast being.
SteamedJams
Leprecoin - The only meme coin officially endorsed by Leprechauns
Rullagan
LGBT Let's Go Birds Truckasaurus
Baron Sogz
Shitting Elvis carried to Valhalla
Denis McGuire
yeet man in the ring with gooner
Ben Visconti
Shmi Hulud (the Fremen sold her)
slashx00
(pls let him do the photoshop)
Curd Nerd
Design your own flesh hat with the Hollywood ambassadors
NukeWarm
General Robert E. Bruce Lee
Alexander
Nu metal RFK
slashx00
"a look into the dark and twisted mind of patrick brown" - by patrick brown, 2025
Brian
Holy shit! Ryan Dunn and Paul Walker are drag racing for charity
Sean Banne
That's my mfin boi
Andrew Sterling
Ron Perlman
Sean Banne
Charlotte draw a Dale-Penis fanart
Hidetaka Miyazaki turned my toilet into a poison swamp
Musk and Trump replacing DEI with CEI
heartajack
Constable Jacob investigates Jan 6th
Leebos
Patrick creates an "Infinite Jest" cartridge to entertain Charlotte and Jacob to death
Ryan Pelton
Goats with hats
