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Comment ‘Shop 40 Prompt
🕑 Added 2025-03-04 13:00:12 +0000 UTCThe Comment ‘Shop is its 40s! Let us celebrate with an outpouring of sloppy prompts.
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digitalnothing
YT thumbnail for StarOrc ft Pete, Jack, and Carol
Baxterattack
Stellan’s Boys staring Salzige
Ajay
Lamborghini Shai-Hulud
oldleech
Mickey Blue Eyes 17
Swiggy_
Tender Miquella can't hold in the Hot Brown while riding on the back of Promised Consort Radahn
Felix Forrester
Mao Zeong
Jonpo
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thehobknoblin
The Pestmaster raiding Charlotte's place
Jonpo
Jacob gets a Brazilian (Dealers choice)
MeatBear
Some crabs
Jacob Edding
Over the Hedged to completion
Chinese Boy Ganoosh
Reading the Necronomicon and making mud at a party on top of tower #2 Pre Kambalaaaaa
Hankenstein
Meet Jar Bink
Martyn O'Neill
Sly Snootles
alex
Tyler Perry's Madea's Department of Government Efficiency
Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into her side, Chief. We was comin’ back from the island of Tinian to Leyte. We’d just
Someone who wanks off the dead is a ghost buster
Chicofriend
Pepe lePatrick
Erynsaurus
Phlesh-colored Phillie Phanatic
David U
Magic the Gathering of the Jugalos
David U
I'll flash my boobs for astrogoblin beads
Fun!
Al Pachinko falls down the stairs.
Bstrong
stone cold steve harvey
Annabelle W
leslie pope from parks and rec
Christian
Goblins in the trap selling E and adrenochrome
Lord of Skunks
Michael Fassbender, on Fender bass in a cool reggae quintuplet.
DoomFeather
"Sir, this is a Windu's."
jstowe18
Mr. Penguin’s Poppers
S.E.
Thousands of beavers: The Ballad of Stellan's Daughters
LeafoftheVine
Beaker as Bunsen's test subject for MK Ultra
Michael Barnett
I'm Tyred Boss - Twisted Metal UK
Lydsy
Mel, it's me, the power bottom
MrDrProfTeddy
Lamborghini Urus-Hai
Blake Spears
Bill Burr-lington Coat Factory
Quest Bruv
A Star Is Born (Cesarean Section)
Quicksandbuddy
Who could say no to that face: https://tinyurl.com/Harry-Mudd-Smiling
cptvictor
Gandalf the Bae
Quicksandbuddy
Harry Mudd (70s animated Star Trek series version) trying to con characters in an isekai anime
Brandon
A duck with a HUGE bush.
Adam Cruse
Adolescent Jacob watching the second tower get hit, upset his cartoons got taken off the air
Barfait 😏
finding the White Grinch Baby in the Astrogoblin kingcake
WalkingMirror
Astrogoblin Hog Flume grand opening (no survivors) (astrogoblin's attorney denies that the flume had "veins")
Richard Jeter
Sorry, I'll shut up now, but before I go, did you know Phil Leotardo did 20 years in the can?
Richard Jeter
Hector Salamanca staring at Joe Black in confusion as he attempts to soothe him with a Mexican accent.
Richard Jeter
John Cena suplexing a kid in a wheelchair in front of a Break-A-Wish Foundation banner
Richard Jeter
Adrian Brody spitting a Super Mario Bros. 2 Birdo egg into the Oscars audience
Nurse Gab
Ewoks and oompa loompas about to throwdown in The warriors 70s NY
Colin Sharpe
A pretty cool Eel in a Lamborghini Urus
Stankape
Mike Lindell and Keef Girgo steal proof of election fraud from ORSON KAMALA
Did somebody say boom?
Yugi Moto takes on the Russian invaders.
Cowboy Baby
The Hurt Knocker(s)
tigerhawk66
The Hamburgler dropin a 40 Burger on Ronald.
Hidetaka Miyazaki turned my toilet into a poison swamp
Oh hey I’m really busy right now. uhhh… Creed Girgo. Is that something?
tertiary
The Avengers but not woke
Daniel Felesina
Elon telling one of his child human shields “wrong kid died” after an assassination attempt from Salzige
lilcczar89
Shadowboxing Christ
rahjahknows
"Daniel Day Lewd-is"
Michel Lichand Mendonça
Ernest Goes On a Birthright Trip
Daniel Felesina
Kevin Spacey telling Elmo to grow up after new allegations arise
Adriano Bacuita
Sweeny Rod Serling
Johnald90
Bam Margera wins an oscar and the statue is a gundam. The award is for best Ortolan Songbird eating.
ChucklinNarwhal
Been thinking of this since last comment shop: Patrick's boy dreaming of dinos
Gollum Juice
Hannibal asking Will to draw that super cool “S” from grade school
Brad sweeney
“Oops! All Whoopi’s” version of startrek tng or the view
Joseph Zecevic
Lieutenant Data and Don Vito gambling with the Pedos on Planet Edo from s1 Next Generation for Wesley Crushers bussy
lexilucy
earnest goes away
Chaz Surfboard
BlueChew MewTwo
Tariq Moustapha
The Angel Boys wearing Charlotte's newsboy cap and Patrick's tactical shorts.
Ralph d. Apel
Shallow Hal vs Deep Roy
Clickery21
Air Bud Jackass
Softly_Iris
Elim Garaks new gay lover Ed Basheeran
scott Lamont
Myself, the boy, two Dan Aykroyds, and no questions asked
Bailey Yeager
Pawg-le the lesser
Madeline Alright
You've been hit by, you've been struck by a smooth Hannibal
Haste
The Power De-Glove from Nintendo
CheapCulture
Chuck E Cheese fight club
Ryan Pelton
Chugging some Mt. dew and doing some sick jumps
Just Joe
I’m something of a songbird myself
NRay7882
KFC but they sell crabs
confusedgoat
Ryan is Jesus and the blood of christ is cotton candy faygo which gives Judas (jacob) hives
heartajack
Kino Loy at Shawshank
Bryan Weiss
Agent Dale Cooper is moved by the plight of the people of Philadelphia
Drew Wagner
“Hey Ton, Dis movie ‘Wicked’. IT’S A MUSICAL”
Nikolaus W. Hagena
dRumpf and Jerked-Off Dumbledore Vance explain gratitude to a freshly liberated Auschwitz survivor in the Oval Office.
Beans
Our Jacob imprinted on Renesmee
Nikolaus W. Hagena
sorry in ad-Vance:
slashx00
ortolan "star wars" prepared as ortolan somgbird
HeyJoshRob
Trailer Park Boyz II Men
SurgeSmall
Osama Bin Madden
nicktelecast .
Ellen pompeo is a murderer
Brian
Mr. Bean tries to score some pills
Martyn O'Neill
Han frozen in carbonite but he’s got a chub on.
Martyn O'Neill
Gonk droid barely hides his foot torture fetish.
Potatcious
Kai char, gul Jacob, and Patrick the pah wraith
CrazyFireFerret and Lizzylar
Anakin's life if he never won that podrace.
Jordan Moses
Samwise and Frodo stumble into Mishelob Ultra's lair
Garry
Evar Orbus and His Galactic Jizz-Wailers accepting the Oscar for Best Original Song
Jay Deines
The pissmaster general
bats
the kurt locker
Ryan Light-Motley
"The Gate" starring Stephen Worf
Scrapple Roan
x-men of the cloth: days of future pastor
Sammy Sosa's Steroid Acne
Notable ally The Hatman, who absolutely respects gender pronouns past 450mg
Tadhg Harnett
Matthew Broderick Speed Racer
NickIsRadford
Jennifer Kool-Aid Man
Fredducky
Babu Frik’s kinksona; Babu Fuck.
Mike R
3rd Party Gundam Reject Models on the Streets of LA just trying to make a living.
stushow
Twilight but everyone's tops
Free Will
The Last Astrogoblin (L'astrogoblin, if you will) post-appocalypse, fucking the dead
Mr penis
Sonic the hedgehog and knuckles the echidna rub their penises together
Daphne
the girl with the dadgum tattoo
NukeWarm
Caricatures of Trump's Cabinet at Mt Rushmore
Ryogathelost
Vance Vance Revolution
Meatshelly
Jam MarBeara (He's Paddington.)
SteamedJams
The Wizard of Aus (aur naur)
Matt
Josh Broling for Soup
Leebos
Comment 'Shop in Memorium
liam
Robert Cardassian (played by David Schwimmer)
Daniel Brown
Baron Gamesharkkonen
B-Nab
Blade Runner Twenty-Flirty-Nine 😉
Nick Barnes
Tony soprano’s new food poisoning fueled Italian American nightmare
Glup Shiddo
Spud Cort
Kyall Robinson
Air Bud Dwyer
Emilio L
Charlotte killing a monitor lizard with her bare hands
Oilspill404
Like a Dragon: A Yakuza Patrick in Hawaii
Alfy Red
A Conservative Arts College.
trivialpaperweight
Gary “Crawdaddy” Busey
Ethan
Hollywood Special Ambassadors go Narnial style
Bailey ate all the beans
did u see Jennifer Coolidge did a Matthew Broderick to a Minecraft Villager?
ItsBlunty
Over The Edge: The Over The Hedge Gooning Edition
Harper
i wanna see what Patrick thinks a Hork-Bajir looks like
LLPaulJay
A second Ratts Tyerell has hit the Laguna Caves
Rullagan
Meet Jack Black
GoodPostReilly
The tailgating scene outside of Alpine Valley for the Max Rebo Band concert
The last Bastion of Bastian
Angrys Mikkelson
Kurt Smiff
Gary Shandling in the Blunt Rotation
fairytaleforhire
Teebo-nator
J Jedi Jameson
Jacob buys more Temu tights in preparation for his new holiday: Poonta Eve.
Baron Sogz
The DEIs of March
Dustin Willis
Retirement Home X-Games
goooooooooob
Emilia Perez Hilton
Alexander
Jon Voight Gundam kit (Perfect Grade)
Sean Banne
Jacob's DP (Dark Passenger)
