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Comment Shop ‘38 Prompt
🕑 Added 2025-02-17 20:46:38 +0000 UTCGive us a prompt before Charlotte incinerates Jacob with her finger laser
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Ralph d. Apel
Dang! I forgot to post a comment this week. And I had a good one. Next week.
Shitnarnia
The next challenge of a gameshow entitled running at cats
Luke Vigil
Dart Vader
Junepocalypse
Deloys ape weeps at the second coming of Christ.
fairytaleforhire
Cocaine Gollum Goes to Washington
raychle
Brian Thomp-sehn
RJ
James Gandalfini in Lord of the Bings
zgillet
Landing on the taxiway.
tigerhawk66
Patrick without his mustache, put it on Jacob or Charlotte, or both.
Matt Shydlinski
Deep-dish pussy
David U
RFK Shadow Legends
Scrapple Roan
Built Harrison Ford-tough etc.
Scrapple Roan
Harrison Ford F-150
snakpak
Richard Drypuss
Chaz Surfboard
The secret character of Marvel Thunderbolts*, Ooze Boy
Grandpa Piss
Kingdom Cum 2: Bigger, Harder, Gayer
edaV
elon musk logging on to deiwatchdog to tell us about how path of exile is WOKE
Martyn O'Neill
Luke Skywalker, Texas Ranger
Lydsy
Astrogoblin regulars Council of Elrond
Miles Baxter
Odo as Mr. House
Tariq Moustapha
No one can explain the plot of that movie.
Alexander
Hollywood height wars
Failstate
Trump at a press conference asking if a video game character is gay. Not because he's into that, but just curious
Chinese Boy Ganoosh
IT is always spooky in Philadelphia, the gang take on Stephen king for the first and last time.
CeeBass
Peppermint Patty transitions and can finally be with Chuck.
Free Will
Cribs: Gen Z cat-lady edition
David Jones
The Q Cuntinuum
ChancellorWizard
Kratos from the Greek God of War games looking epically up at a leaky Rudy Giuliani like he is a Titan to be killed
Felix Forrester
You're a Good Man, Clancy Brown
Just Joe
All new soup in a can
saaaaaam
Chris and Brendan hijack a Space X rocket
DylanC
Medium Pussy gets deep into crypto
HeyJoshRob
Steve-O, Frankie Muniz, Gom Jabbar
Hayden Vanderlaan
Patrick gooning at full power at the local waffle house
Richard Jeter
"IF YOU WERE A HOT DOG, WOULD YOU EAT YOU? I WOULD!"
theedgeinshow
Harry Caray challenging the Hollywood ambassadors to a no-holes barred cage match at a Creed concert
Richard Jeter
The "FUCKING PRONOUNS" guy reacting to the Kendrick Lamar halftime show like the news anchor from Scanners
Driftless
Hog Thursday
Chris Holden
CP2077 Adam Smasher as a Gundam in the Madea Universe
Rory Vespasian
Baldwin brothers as the hobbits of the fellowship
CheapCulture
“Secretariat” starring James Spader and Maggie Gyllenhaal
Barfait ᕦ༼༎ຶ_༎ຶ༽ᕗ
This comment shop is dedicated to the brave Mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan
Gene Shaughts
Blink and you'll miss it! re-analysis or Zapruder film reveals a 2nd casualty that fateful day in Dallas: Beansy
Nick Martinez
Salo the animated series
Jamie Clarkson
Biker Mice with SARS
bobdole
The Borg discover urethral sounding.
Brent Pickerd
Worf is a DEI Hire and the USS Defiant is a Woke Hivemind
Lily Herman
Shohei Ohtani shuts down the Martha's Vineyard airport
Lily Herman
Shohei Ohtani tries to stop Cheryl Hines from going on that date
Lily Herman
Shohei Ohtani removes all the ice picks from Rosemary's hospital
Lily Herman
Shohei Ohtani fires back at the book depository from the grassy knoll
Lily Herman
Shohei Ohtani desperately tries to stop chappaquiddick
Daniel Brown
Thomas Jefferson Starship Troopers
b00n
Chief Warrant Officer James Willems aren't going to let those muscle killers get away with it this time!
Cody Nicholls
Bud Cortana
ItsBlunty
Young Dumb and Playing Kingdom Come
Daniel Felesina
Patrick on the cross getting poked by Jacob on one side by the spear of Longinus and on the other side, Charlotte stabbing him with the spear of Leonidas
Daniel Felesina
Buffalo Wild Ortolan Song Birds
lilcczar89
Big Butt Chasm
Glup Shiddo
Sean John Tauntaun
Chuck Euphoria
The New Norm lost episode creepypasta image
b00n
𝒹ₒ ᵢₜ
Hankenstein
Crankaholics Hognonymous
Brian Spath
SNL 50: The ritual sacrifice of Debbie Downer.
Tariq Moustapha
Do or do not. There is no spoon.
Erynsaurus
BREAKING NEWS: Local Wizard continues penis stealing spree. "I'm going to keep stealing penises forever and nobody can stop me!", claims Wizard.
lexilucy
dr pepper is a woman 👠
LeafoftheVine
Chappell Rohan
oldleech
Dave's (Not) Here
Adam Cruse
my dad killing a guy with his boat circa 2001
Ben Visconti
Mom's (Not) Home (in the style of God's Not Dead)
Jane
Hog Thursday
cptvictor
Cock and Ball-i Time Chamber
Connor Dilk
Ground control to Major Tumnus
Theburningbread
RFK hoarding America’s anti-depressants/mood stabilizers
Aaron Wallis
Perfect, but he is an egg
JRMX
You're my boy now, Charlie Brown
Aaron Wallis
Just what ever you make, can it just be that everyone is an egg? their face in on their body which is an egg, and they have arms and legs. But you know, on eggs
Mike R
Don't google that
Mike R
Star Trek: Deep Throat 9
Sean Banne
HOG THURSDAY I DIDN'T FORGET SAVE MY WIFE
oldleech
Angry scottish gaming guy saying 'fucking pronouns' into a mirror until woke Candyman shows up.
Leebos
The Ape Industrial Complex
Josh Mang
InterStellan 5555: The 5tory of the 5ecret 5karsgaard 5ystem
Dustin Willis
Food truck turf battle
Johnald90
Walnut pesto made of Paulie Walnuts
John
Oh no, The Monkey popcorn vessel is at The Bada Bing!
Joey Lew
Queen Latifah but swap the n and the f
Joey Lew
Jiminy Glick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum
Jonpo
The Anti-Patrick is coming
Adriano Bacuita
Goblins forgive me for the length of my prompt
Adriano Bacuita
The soldier kneeling to protect a child from bullets but it's Pete buttigieg protecting America from crashing planes
Ryan Light-Motley
Kid Rock performing with new frontman Droopy McCool
Zen Window
Charlotte's Web with the spider writing PISS PIG instead
Russell Richardson
That bald guy having stanky sex with the word “PRONOUNS” I.E. - F**king PRONOUNS
CrazyFireFerret and Lizzylar
Marvel's Stellar Blade.
Jonpo
꧁༺ 𝑻𝑬𝑺𝑻𝑰𝑪𝑼𝑳𝑨𝑹 𝑻𝑶𝑹𝑴𝑬𝑵𝑻 ༻꧂
Ethan
Mirror universe astrogoblin
Tomfoolery
The skasgard boys as the kids from glee - you choose which ones.
Dr Hugo Z. Hackenbush
Proud to be British
Quest Bruv
Charlotte incinerates Jacob with her laser finger
Annabelle W
john turturro's turtle terrarium
Colin Sharpe
Immorten Joe Biden leading his army of Soyboys to retake the Citadel
defaced5960
Patrick "Lookin' ain't a crime!" Brown and the Backdraft boys featuring Odo as Quark dressed as John voigt.
LLPaulJay
Paulie Gualtieri Waifu Pillow
Clickery21
Thats not what cameras are for!
Bailey ate all the beans
The Sexpendables 5
rahjahknows
DEI Hard
Paul Sheckarski
rocko's modern Half-Life
Will Stephens
Philip K Dick's The Bam in the High Castle
Whalebone Jack
A good day to die hog
Haste
Russell Crowe hunting the Crommyonian Sow
Shotgunbadger
Mr Pronouns Guy finally seeing himself in the mirror or whatever the literal version of what that thumb headed dude was screaming about
Lunaire of Astora
NERV HQ is under attack from the Angel Boys
Kyall Robinson
The Urethral Sound of Music
alex
Sinbad is at it again
Madeline Alright
A big guy who has a bit of a sensitive side 😌
MeatBear
Crab Nicholson's cocaine adventures
Dr. Deagle
Star Trek the Generation after Next starring Ice Cube
Travis Davey
Ocean’s 9/11
Quicksandbuddy
The Aristocats, but it's "the aristocrats"
Hidetaka Miyazaki turned my toilet into a poison swamp
Heinz Baked Beansie
Alexander Penney
Southern Baptist Priest Raab Himself
Gollum Juice
Val Demur
iNDi
Yes
Tank3875
Alex Jones but redder
Terence Wiggins
what if a pig did assassinations and he was Hogtman
Kent Sheely
Wee Man’s Big Adventure
Spurious Machinery
Oh crap what's Quark trying to sell this time?
TempusRimeblood
Hog Thursday
Emilio L
Onan wan kenobi spilling his seed upon dusty tatooine
B-Nab
Jeb Bush has a cummy ache
Jeremy Murray
Patrick with Cigarette, Cigarette is Jacob.
Michael Shaffer
salzige chiefin’ on a doobie with some real ones
liam
Bill Riker’s sad swinger shack
Softly_Iris
President's gay (we made the holiday woke)
Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into her side, Chief. We was comin’ back from the island of Tinian to Leyte. We’d just
Spinosaurus with a bald ponytail hairstyle
iNDi
Punished "Goji Berries" Patrick
chris l
Girls Night at the Boys Club
Nibblonians
Cal State Jacob Fullerton
Elaine “Local Girl” Wiley
Peter O’TOOL (the band)
slashx00
"Tucker Carlson, Holy Knight of Zyn" vs "Marlboro Mech Mk-III, High Filtration Type"
Claire Myers
Sylvie Ester Stallone
Tadhg Harnett
bob hope's cannibal jamboree
Brendon Abbl
Jean-Luc Picard Order 66
The last Bastion of Bastian
A wife that wont leave you for some young hot piece of tail
Chicofriend
Ki-Adi-Mundi regular forehead
Daphne
MTF Cribs
LeKa
crab
Alexander Penney
Astrogoblin Dream Blunt Rotation
Haste
Elan Sel'Sabagno Musk
Jay Deines
12 Angry Patricks
Sorcha
Cunty cat of your choice
GoodPostReilly
Counting Cro Magnons
Selesta Tsukino
Danny Don Vito at the Bing
Pablo
"How about fighting side to side with a bottom?" "Aye, I could do that"
Baron Sogz
You gaze into a mirror. A bald, earless man stares back at you. 'FUCKIN PRONOUNS' he screams at you. The mirror cracks
Harper
Hog Wednesday (like Ash Wednesday but with Hog)
Jacob _
The gang goes bankrupt over buying very expensive mink fur coats
KurtAngleScreamingYEAH
Chris Christie predicts six more weeks of winter
Ratking
Hank Hill doing Ketamine with lady bird.
nellyfrommovies
Jesse Ventura Bros
Bailey Yeager
Jacob "Full-of-Love" Fullerton conquering Greenland for the Ewoks
Tim Liggett
The Hollywood Ambassadors go to Mars to find the one Frontier not ruined by woke
J Jedi Jameson
Boss Nass Yoga Retreat.
Jonathan Nordman
Once you pop the AI slop don’t stop
Hog
How the Grinch Stole Presidents Day
NRay7882
Grandpa Joe's bed & breakfast
M B
Westminster Cooz Show
Loxi
Hogs together strong
Brian
Leeches made me gay
Siôn Williamson
Ferenguy
Megan G
Free Range Dads
Michel Lichand Mendonça
Ernest Goes Balls Deep
picklepete
Patrick gets a BBL
Scott Fado-Bristow
Jehovah Witness Bye Bye Man
Drew Wagner
Pokémon Cards but made in New Jersey
Maxwell
Ice T and Jar Jar Binks havin a good day
Rullagan
Hog Thursday
Blake Spears
Bohemian Grove Rhapsody
stushow
Pea Wet Land
