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Adam Casey
I have free will but I am addicted to the shindig
Philip Kelly
Male porn star Mandingo on a rocket while taking viagra... he'll have a deep space 9"
Richard Jeter
Hector Salamanca staring at Joe Black in confusion as he attempts to soothe him with a Mexican accent.
ChucklinNarwhal
Daredevil listening to you having sex from across town
George Ramsden
Kathleen Kennedy announcing her resignation is in pre-production then immediately cancelling it
Daniel Felesina
Elon telling one of his child human shields “Wrong kid died!” After an assassination attempt from Salzige
Whalebone Jack
The girl reading this Or hog thursday
Whalebone Jack
RIP
Zeigeis
Scrooge Mcducking into Honey coupons
Russell Richardson
Patrick brown being just a “lil guy”. Please don’t hit me Pat
Chris Holden
"Lucille Ball? Torch her"
JRMX
Fud Sang and Christopher Moltisanti sipping Lean at the Bing
David U
Now that is a niche pull
David U
Hauwk Tua Nuva
Tom Swervo
Odo's animorph book cover
bats
jar jar gets cornrows
nikotopias
Elrond Hubbard
Felix Forrester
Mao Zeong
Glup Shiddo
That’s So Revan!
dudecar34
Vacuum-Desiccated Watto remains, with OFFICIAL "Ferengi Seal of Dismemberment"!, Facebook Marketplace ad
Jacob Edding
Elden Ring style Mario boss
David Jones
Payakun ruins a whale watching tour
Jack Willis
Willy Wonka but the Oompa Loompas are fuckin JACKED
Elaine “Local Girl” Wiley
Glen Powelwheel
alex
Oh shit Jacob got those titanium Kanye grills
DoomFeather
Akeelah and the WASP
Ryan Pelton
The visual representation of the smell of Doctor Dooms helmet
COONTAR
Shrunkie, I honey-ed the kids
MooseyMeats
Girls Gone Gene Wilder
Chinese Boy Ganoosh
Master class Gondela built of Gundams girt by the GDR. Blood Orphans Cardiac arrest edition SSS+
Sean Murphy
SS United States Tugboat adventure to its eventual scuttle
cptvictor
Boof Fey'lya
Chinese Boy Ganoosh
Shieeeeeeeeeee- Kosher AF
snakpak
Itsy bitsy Mr. Feeny's yellow polka dot bikini
Daniel Felesina
Astrogoblin pays the vig to Borko
Hankenstein
DEMONNNBOYS
RJ
Beauty is in the eye of the cuckolder
lexilucy
Patrick (Ratrick) piloting Charlotte ratatouille-style to cause mischief and commit crimes
Garry
Jesse Ventura: Pet Cryptid Detective
Joseph Zecevic
Lieutenant Data and Bam partaking in the Eucharist at Dennys
Mooseshark
Jon Voight's Pro Skater
Junepocalypse
Scott STAP speeder
goodbye Tarfful
the wizard of oz, but all the munchkins are Armando
Matt Boje
So I'm sick, while sleeping I had the podcast on and during a fever dream, dreamt that you guys started a bread company called AstroBreadlin and also started a new podcast that can only be listened to on Sundays and by Jewish people, and the show was called AstroGobJew
Swisher
President Vanilla Ice nuking Pyongyang and Disneyland Paris
Brad sweeney
The two wolves fighting inside Patrick (not a metaphor)
rahjahknows
The 2nd prompt that was liked by the person in the chair, but with x1.5 Markiplier
Terence Wiggins
human skin truck baby
Fun!
Wallace Shawn and Jon Lovitz walk into a bar. Ouch.
buttsrofl
Oscar Wilde's The Importance of Being Ernest P. Worrell
ThirdDeadMan
Patrick Brown's Old Family Style Mustache and Pubic Wax
Haste
John Tarffulta
Johnald90
Bam becomes pope
HeyJoshRob
Hedwig and the angry Minch
Kenneth Laster
Keef Girgo passes you a blunt on Niamos
nicktelecast .
Satanic panic at the disco
Daniel Brown
Ernest goes to Dachau
Just Joe
My girlfriend shaving my back
Ratking
Angel Boys wake up in a Birkin themed Saw trap.
slashx00
astrogoblin as evangelion mechs
wagonfullapancakes
Dr. Salzige Cayde-Heringe’s soap
Daniel Brown
Patrick’s Pretentious Pretty Pyramid of Palmdale
Garry
Elon's Musk. A new scent for autistic nazis.
SteamedJams
Silent Phil (phil margera looking for april and bam in a foggy cvs)
TempusRimeblood
Elon's IVF babies vs Salzige's boys
Bailey ate all the beans
Charlotte gets annoyed Patrick clicks on porn and transforms into a snake like james earl jones in Conan
Quest Bruv
Taste and see that the lord is cooze
confusedgoat
Faygo is the blood of christ
Scrapple Roan
chumlee harvey oswald
Leebos
Speedball Racer (dir. The Wachowskis)
fairytaleforhire
Golfin' Gollum
Bryan Weiss
Kramer gets whacked
TCKingCeryn
Big Charlotte Little CHYNA
Dustin Willis
Wow, there is already a lot of comments. They will never read this.
Chaz Surfboard
Jennifer Coolidge and the Temple of "Ooo!"
Martyn O'Neill
Ville Valo desperately trying to talk him out of it
Beans
Sebulba sabotaged Dale
liam
Oh cool, man, an ortolan song bird
Dr. Deagle
Aliens come to earth but they're Toydarian
bobdole
Nosferatu eating the younglings
GoodPostReilly
Dexter Jettster’s babe magnet car
David U
Bionicle: Masc of Light
David U
Hold on, let's hear 'em out...
NukeWarm
Hermain Cain and Meatloaf proudly looking down on a second trump administration after dying from COVID
stushow
Charlotte causes an oil spill
Daphne
B’ill Maher Monk
Alan Ma
Patrick Brown is the 20th hijacker
Rullagan
Timothy Oy Vey!
Sean Banne
Hollywood Ambassador nativity scene
Grandpa Piss
Patrick Brown - King of Botaswana
Hidetaka Miyazaki turned my toilet into a poison swamp
Someone has set Wesley Crusher on fire! Thank god.
b00n
Golden Sun was a good game.
Clickery21
Hey Charlotte can you add lego batman please, thanks
Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into her side, Chief. We was comin’ back from the island of Tinian to Leyte. We’d just
Iguanodon swat team
J Jedi Jameson
Bam mistakenly hosts a Lostprophets comeback gig.
calamansipapi
the last supper but it's at hooters
Lord of Skunks
Patrick "Neil Peart" Brown, drumming for Rush circa 1976
ShinChaos
Patrick aged 100 years from having to read every prompt
Hauntlink
Richard Kind’s Kindfreak
Dom
Astrogoblin enjoying Hooters Texas style Ortolan songbird special
Dom
Charlotte and Patters introducing Jacob to deep state 9
Rangos
Uncut gems gandalfini
Martyn O'Neill
Gasgan-Oh!
Martyn O'Neill
That’s just white baby grinch…
Chuck Euphoria
I Saw The Pee-wee Glow
Cody Nicholls
it was? dammit. my alternate was Bud Court T.V.
Baron Sogz
The DEIs of March
Free Will
But pronounced like chemo
Free Will
Gen Z cat lady/ Temu Therapy
Siôn Williamson
Bifur, Bofur, and Bombur go visit the pope in hospital
Pighokey
Various federal offices laid off staff and replaced them with Gremlins
Alexander
Astrogoblin vs. New Norm (Godzilla vs. Kong style)
thehobknoblin
DEI Hard
Claire Myers
Spaghet! Pregnant?!
Shitnarnia
Astrogoblin fitness' new get ripped quick scheme.
Will Stephens
Oh God, a second runabout just hit Terok Nor!
Harper
memorial for Patrick in the style of Russian Mafia gravestones
Martyn O'Neill
President Ark ‘Bumpy’ Roosevelt.
William Ambervein
Astrogoblin's inevitable vtuber homunculus
Chicofriend
Cassian AnDORK
bozzwick
Logo of “Mus-que”, Elon’s new fragrance line. Obviously it will involve that picture of him with the chainsaw. “Mus-que: 0% of the time, it works every time 👍🏻.”
Jeremy Murray
Jacob eatin' a big ole' sammich.
oldleech
Hey, this was a joke on Arrested Development - COME ON!
Luke Vigil
Dart Vader, Dart Maul, Dart Plagus
Alfy Red
Hamburglar auto-erotic asphyxiation.
Honey-Boo-Boo
It’s weird you think there’s only three of them. I’m pretty sure there’s even more than one father brown
oldleech
Death to Videodrome. Long live The New Norm.
Drew Wagner
Bada Bing! Way of the Prophets
Ralph d. Apel
Charlie Brown Bunny
Mr penis
Phill margera laying a delicious egg for bam to eat
Cody Nicholls
Bud Cort Court
Bruce The Genetic Jackhammer Rando
Poop
bobloblaw_rms
If I had a penny for every BBC show about a Catholic priest solving murders I'd have like three pennies which isn't a lot but it's weird there's three of them
Erynsaurus
Confident Hulud asks you out for dinner and dancing.
Hog
A long time ago in a gabagoolaxy far, far away
Kyall Robinson
The first angelllboy sounds his trumpet
Tariq Moustapha
That's enough Internet for tonight, Oedipus.
bobloblaw_rms
Ernest Goes to Militia Camp
Sparpie
Benjamin Sicko
Kochebi
Create Jacob's ideal fursona
Tariq Moustapha
Super Mario Bros before hoes.
CrazyFireFerret and Lizzylar
Godlike RFK jr. drops dreamscourge bear in Living Lands park as a prank
bobloblaw_rms
Jerry Lundegaard as King Gustavus Adolphus
Russell Richardson
Tony Mandrell and Big Pussy Roose Stealing Spotchka from the Vespa Gang
Forrerrist
Elon Musk hulking out in a suit made out of his 13 doxxed children
jstowe18
Buca di B3PO
Gollum Juice
Miquella's golden state warriors
Brendon Abbl
USS Enterprise IPad kid bridge crew
Bailey Yeager
Astro-Gabagooblin
MeatBear
Leonardo DiCarprio
Annabelle W
woke new pope chimney smoke
M B
Jocasta Nudes
NickIsRadford
Where's Waldo: Grassy Knoll edition
Nibblonians
Comedy finally being legalized
Maxwell
Patrice
NRay7882
Oprah plays Among Us with the audience
Honey-Boo-Boo
Father Brown (Patrice (Patrick/Pat/Patters)) x Father Brown (BBC (The Show))
Tomfoolery
Woah muppets on the mind I guess 😂
Ryan Light-Motley
Bud Cortolan songbird
KurtAngleScreamingYEAH
Elon Musk and The Chamber of Secrets
Travis Davey
Judge Judy presiding over the Nuremberg trials
Emilio L
Elon Tusk but instead of a shameless rick and morty cameo he's in Tusk (2014)
Tomfoolery
Astrogoblin as the muppets - can be as horrifying as you like
Adriano Bacuita
Live action adaptation of Antz
Maxwell
Glenn Powell (big face) and Harrison Ford (small face) on a date
LeKa
This is difficult to accurately put into words so can you just google "russian mob gravestones"?
Nurse Gab
A bunch of Hell’s Angels on podracers
Michel Lichand Mendonça
Ernest Goes Across State Lines to Fight Protesters
Madeline Alright
Glen Utapau-ll
Blake Spears
9/12 if Mark Wahlberg had been on the plane.
Jay Deines
The muppets take rikers island
