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Comment ‘Shop 42 Prompt
🕑 Added 2025-03-18 12:00:15 +0000 UTCGive us a nice prompt or Beansie’s a shopping cart.
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Shitnarnia
Promotional artwork for Cigarette Gundams own series.
Koz
Cissy Boys chopper gang
Hewmu
Tony is given 20cc's of gabagool at the hospital after finding Meadow drawing Boba Fett x Han Solo yaoi
Eric Diaz
Pretty Soldier Sailor Goon
bobdole
A Neimoidian, a Ferengi, and an HP Goblin at the Lakers game.
Adam Cruse
the sopranos poop scene but with a bunch of fuckin monkeys throwin poop in solidarity
Rangos
Dude Beansie look out! You're in a Cold Steel video!!
Dr. Deagle
Willy Wonka but with cigarettes
DJph
Acidic Jews: A kosher guide to Phish
Miles Baxter
Iron Chef Hannibal Lecter
Anonymous One
Agent Orange County choppers
Hog
Sopranos at Medieval Times (there are no cold cuts)
LegitBarnacleBoy
Patrick with jacob's facial hair and vice versa
Thomas Roberts
a nice steaming plate of quark and beansies
Michael Zwez
Pauline walnuts carrying Tony up mt doom to destroy big pussys wire
Hankenstein
Pee-Wee's Shithouse
Russell Richardson
The assassination of Jesse Solo by the coward Kylo Ford.
Chicofriend
Uh oh! Patrick is late to commenting on Comment ‘Shop!
Dobozer420
American chopper gang learns to throw the discus
Lord of Skunks
Nicolas Uncaged
Zeigeis
An-Aura
Tariq Moustapha
Hangry Orc Patrick asks about the Hobbits' legs... They don't need their legs.
Felix Forrester
Mao Zeong
b00n
She lets lasers sleep with her husband, wOO-ooo-OOh!!
Wadachip
Look how they massacred my boy (inside a Fazoli)
oldleech
American Chopper dad devouring his progeny like Saturn in the Goya painting.
Mark Cardiff
Ark "Bumpy" Ruth's Chris
Michel Lichand Mendonça
Ernest Goes Bananas When a Child Gets Into His Enclosure
Daniel Johnson
How The Minch Stole Independence Day
EllieBerry
George R.R. Costanza
MeatBear
Me and that raccoon sharing whippets in the dumpster behind Walgreens the second time
KurtAngleScreamingYEAH
Paul Giamatti starring in the live action Antz movie
Nurse Gab
Chris Moltisanti and Paulie walnuts talking to the Ents
Martyn O'Neill
Death sticks for Hootie (none for the blowfish)
KassaNova
The totally radical left
lubox
hercules sucking his own discus
CrazyFireFerret and Lizzylar
Ordering #66 at Dex's Dinner
Swiggy_
"Dales Earnhardt, Earnhardt Jr., Gribble and Penis, do solemly swear that they are up to no good"
Carrie West
Liam Neeson al-Gaib pissing his stillsuit
Ralph d. Apel
Do a quick Google search for Bill Paxton’s Dad.
Ralph d. Apel
Carrot Bottom
Just Joe
Catholics give up Astrogoblin for Lent
Erynsaurus
"Big Droopy" Bonpensiero
Chaz Surfboard
A collection of fictional Midwest slop cuisines
Swisher
Hercules in New York on 9/11
Clay Jackson
Ed Harris
inkdrasil
Nissan al Gaib
David Jones
Exar Kunt (he’s serving)
Adam Snow
The Skarsgård Hole
Junepocalypse
This is a heater, as Patrick would say
lilcczar89
Bratwurst Herzog
Blake Spears
Gun(dam) Devil
Stankape
Flat Nebraska and Double D Williams
Stankape
“Hey Ton’ Zoh Shia is fuckin up the ecosystem in the pine barrens, you want I should take care of it?”
thehobknoblin
John Wicker chair ball torture
Joseph Zecevic
Picard and Dr. Crusher late term aborting Wesley in favor of Paddington bear being the best boy (drenching the bridge in marmalade)
Daniel Felesina
Weird Owl Yankovic and the Owls of Gahoolzealand
tigerhawk66
Indiana Jones chosing between his Nazi girlfriend or the girl he groomed
Mike R
Ray "Pecorino" Romano opens a new pizza joint
Alexander
[Funny and evocative prompt]
Asa Gray
Girth Brooks
Carrie West
Astrogoblin Anonymous meeting (free coffee and diskoos)
NickIsRadford
Catherine Beta-Jones
scott Lamont
Black dragon Twinkothée kalameet
Bryan Weiss
Alternatively the armor and weapon you can craft after hunting Rathalos Patrick
cptvictor
Olivia Muun
Madeline Alright
Whatever you make, can you make it look ai generated?
Adriano Bacuita
Tremors but it's Paul Atreides trying to learn the ways of "the people"
theedgeinshow
Just Harry Caray and Tony Soprano in a tag team cage match with RFK and his brain worm.
Kochebi
What if the Acolyte wasn't woke?
Mr penis
Lisan al-Jared (from subway)
LeafoftheVine
Mark 14:51-52 but on a Harley
Zexyshamen
The new Astrogoblin meal at Arby's
Joe Pastier
Raab (himself) 64 and team Starfox which is Johnny Foxville, Falc-o (steve-o), Slipee-Man, and Ryan Dunn as Peppy Hare with the crossed-out "pilot down" symbol over him.
nb
Pepsi Boy's Bar Mitzvah
Ratking
Andy Serkis assembles the Serkis Circus
Matt Shydlinski
Don't go down aisle 5. I spilled Shaquille O'Neal
Someguy587
Keeping Up With the Cardassians
Amit
The Sopranos' genderbent counterparts - The Baritones
jstowe18
Yo Gabba Ga’Hoole
M W
James (Corden) and the Giant Peach
alex
Astrogoblin recreates when Ryan Dunn (RIP) went down the waterfall in a barrel
Ryan Light-Motley
Osh Kosh Torrontow B'Gosh
Kincaid Ketcham
Henry Kissinger hosts a talk show in hell (Guest: Gandhi)
Bing Bong
Ga'hoole Kohli looms over a terrified Rat James Corden, preparing to devour him whole
Mothman eats booty
Perc-ules in New York
Gollum Juice
Eric Bana(na) and Chive Owen
More Betterness
The astronauts stuck in space deciding to smoke enough cigs to create a habitable atmosphere layer
Quicksandbuddy
The Orange Catholic Bible (Sunny D translation)
Joseph Blownapart
Mel Gibson and Jim Cavezil buy guns from Deacon the pirate antagonist from Waterworld, outside of Universal Studios Hollywood
Brian Spath
St Patrizzz drives a cybertruck
baronharkonnen@gmail.com
Andrew Lloyd Webber's Scrotum the Musical
Leebos
Jacob does a Talented Mr. Ripley on Rahul
ChillyVanilly
Two Tarantino peas in a pseudopod
Tadhg Harnett
Chet hanks, "cultural ambassador "
jstowe18
Droopy McCool’s Wario, Stiffy McLame
bozzwick
Charlie sheen realizing the drag queen he’s been eying all nights stage name is “Emilia Breast-evez.”
Junepocalypse
Jedi power bottoms
Sammy Sosa's Steroid Acne
Ortolan Songbirdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Not Hiding from God)
Blade J
Guest star Ryan Hailey sat in an old lawn chair eat a box of menthol cigarettes
direjimmy
Erupting Burning Herringe!
HeyJoshRob
Bamboon Margera vs Big Pussy Bonobosiero
William Ambervein
Those angel boys going to American Chopper
dangxious
Tumnus’s horny goat weed
Typo
Uh oh, there's freaky little guys in the clouds. And they don't believe in germ theory!
Bailey Yeager
The Hobbit: The Deportation of Smaug
Bruce The Genetic Jackhammer Rando
British wife swap innit
Hidetaka Miyazaki turned my toilet into a poison swamp
What Patrick thinks an Englishman looks like
nicktelecast .
Paul Lynde as the coppertone girl
Bread Sweeney
Jacob makes Patrick into man-leather boots and chaps
Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into her side, Chief. We was comin’ back from the island of Tinian to Leyte. We’d just
7th annual glue eating contest
Garry
The Real Housewives of Hercules in New York
NukeWarm
Deathstar Fleshlight "That's no goon"
Softly_Iris
Patrick O'Goblin drives the woke mob out of ireland
Clickery21
6ft Yoda tries to buy lottery tickets at a pharmacy
Aksel Lessum
And why should your dick not be fit for my balls?
Bryan Weiss
Everyone’s cats as palicos and Patrick as a Rathalos
Chris
Emo boys kissing
Drew Wagner
The Muppets Take Manhattan Project
Harper
the act itself is gentile, i will leave it up to our catholic goblins what that looks like
Daniel Brown
Wedge Axidentillies and the Goon Squadron planning their assault
Alan Ma
big bear harkonnen
John
Enough Hannibal. More “Mandy is a fool. Ride with me! For my pleasure!” from Red Dragon.
David U
Bad Lieutenant: Welcome to Mooseport of Call New Orleans
Ben Visconti
"Tell 'em Large Margera sent ya!"
Baron Sogz
Nu Metal Udra
slashx00
is the gentile the dom or the sub, both are good
David U
OJs ghost finally finding Nicole Brown and Ron Goldmans killer
fairytaleforhire
Lemon Glen Powell
Claire Myers
The Old Man and Cumlee
slashx00
Joker: Folie à Deune
David U
I'm now realizing that as a young Mennonite I would play Metaknight in smash...
Jay Deines
Harambe as King Kong
Lunaire of Astora
Johnny Carson finally succumbs to carcinization
Brad
The release of escapism.
jraluark
Astrogoblin track and field team learning the discus from the unsupervised guest instructor, Herc.
Aaron Wallis
The green goblins butler, explains to John wick his dog actually lived. But they're all goofy goobers.
stushow
Turns out Chuck Schumer is responsible for the downfall of all civilizations throughout history
Annabelle W
hello kititties she's a baddie now
Ethan
Bidentennial Man
Terence Wiggins
John Mayer's Mayernnaise
NRay7882
Mario and Luigi go for Colonoscopies
Sam Collins
Luigi Al-Gaib (mangione) rallies the J6 Choir
goooooooooob
Looney Tunes: (Bobby) Bac(ala) In Action
Lofty Nights
Kachow, Carmela. I am Shpeed
Harper
[gentile femdom]
The last Bastion of Bastian
Put Patrick in an Iron lung
Dustin Willis
Sugar Bae Donovan
Free Will
Yo Gabba Gabagool
Scrapple Roan
The Wrath of Khan-Clave: A Deep-Space Papal Thriller
bats
dash rendar in his ford pinto moments before disaster
Rullagan
Shelob's himbo brother Helob
saaaaaam
Ooh cool man, horrors beyond comprehension
capecodnative
Millenial kids candy: Blow Pops, Airheads, Root Beer Barrels, Pop Rocks. (But combined with some other, pun-funny prompt.)
Alfy Red
Midwest Midsommar
liam
Herc teaches Emmett the strong vampire to throw the discus
Kyall Robinson
oh cool man, a discus
LLPaulJay
That's just astrogoblin
Sean Banne
Hannibal in New York
David Parkinson
Watto emerges from his tomb on Easter Sunday
lexilucy
metaknight as a Mennonite
Beans
Chris Pontius Pilate condemns Jesus “Wee Man” Acuña to death.
Meatshelly
Gungan Mobile Suit
krobb1290
Rick “The Brick” Astley
LLPaulJay
Who John Fetters the John Fetterman
Hauntlink
Jesus Christ: Alpha Male Superstar
Brian
Andy Circus
Siôn Williamson
Big Bird donates his Gizzard to save Patrick’s life
ChucklinNarwhal
Your favorite game reimagined as a Narnial type
J Jedi Jameson
Patrick's nightmare improv group.
Juuso E Salin
Will.i.am Shatner
LeKa
Shotgun Elite: Shinzo Abe DLC
Glup Shiddo
OJ’s force ghost appearing in Bright Tree village
nikotopias
Tony Hawk’s Pro Lifer 3+4
GoodPostReilly
Hercules in Newark
Martyn O'Neill
Bossk Baby
