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🕑 Added 2025-03-11 13:01:46 +0000 UTCHow might we be tickled today? Is there a code to be cracked? A solution to be sought? Can our hunger for prompts truly be slaked by a specific flavor???
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LegitBarnacleBoy
CATHOLIC FISH EXORCISM catholic fish exorcism
Extra Salt
Ryan Hailey as Jar Jar Binks giving birth to Emperor Palpatine.
Joseph Zecevic
Data and Worf on an away team to the Jan 6 Insurrection
Alexander
pickle tickle fight
Shitnarnia
Astrogoblin fitness' new get ripped quick scheme.
S.E.
The real monster at the end of the book is Salzige Cayde-Heringe
Wadachip
Look how they massacred my boy (A very Italian sandwich)
Adam Cruse
John Voit watching Wolf's Rain smoking hella zaza
Mooseshark
Astrogoblin Elden Lords featuring Patrick as Ranni
Russell Richardson
Jedi power bottoms is goooooood🤣
Russell Richardson
Patrick Brown-ish, Charlotte Ivory, and Jacob Fuchsia-ton. I dunno, it’s a color palette 🎨😊
jraluark
Elon's Musk
COONTAR
Kellogg’s NEW Nuts and Bolts Cereal - fortified with iron.
Zexyshamen
A really big sandwich
Felix Forrester
Mao Zeong
Junepocalypse
If this has been said before, execute me youngling style
Junepocalypse
Jedi power bottoms
Travis Davey
Willem Defoe’s pornhub history
Connor Dilk
Dexter Holland's Opus
Maxwell
Dear Evanescence Hansen
Martyn O'Neill
Dobby the House MILF
Matthew
Where’s Waldo featuring DJ Qualls
oldleech
Furious Sgt. Brown and His Ballpopping Commandos
David Jones
The Great Heep with big naturals
Garry
You'reTheMandalorianNowDog.com
Jacob Edding
Han shoots Greedo and explodes his left nut
NukeWarm
Vegan Hannibal
Free Will
Featuring German punk band Salzige and Destroy
Free Will
Yo Gabba Gabagool
jstowe18
KanjiKlub Penguin
jstowe18
R2-DUI
Hankenstein
I never made an order for a Kanjiklub Sandwich!
Nibblonians
Patrick’s totally normal WWII memorabilia collection
Zero Cham
Aurra Sing in sniper elite shooting christopher and paulie
Andrew Sterling
Darth Talon's bat mitzvah
Nick Barnes
Paulie vs the GABA-ghouls of his past
Bruce The Genetic Jackhammer Rando
An egg flavoured icy pole
M B
Blind Def and Dumb Leppard
M B
is that Ella Purnell
Adriano Bacuita
Thor, god of Wonder
Luca Villanti
Tony Shai-Halhoub
Mar
youre such a (w)hormel pepperoni roll (derogatory)
Swiggy_
Jablinski Games reviews World's Biggest Crack Rock
Softly_Iris
Clay roasted aiken
Haste
Philadelphia after Ben Quadinaros wins the Boonta Eve Classic
Haste
Patrick could easily portray him.
Haste
I'm watching this show right now so I'm hyped to see this suggestion
Tariq Moustapha
The Monster Hunters pursue the dreaded Angel Boys.
Kyall Robinson
Gundam TUMNuuuuS: Narnial Type
Daniel Brown
Ol-ivia Mundi
bentallyill
Ruth Vader Ginsberg
Daniel Felesina
Clay roasted hormel pepperoni rolls with marrow bone
bozzwick
emilio breastevez.
nikotopias
Bram Stroker‘s Dracula (he’s about to pop)
Martyn O'Neill
Elon Sleazebaggano
Ralph d. Apel
Monster Hunter’s Laptop
Lydsy
Dos Gigolos: Kathryn Bigelow
lexilucy
c'est la Vito (french don)
cptvictor
Olivia Muun
Richard Jeter
Lord of the Bada Bing
theedgeinshow
Gundam Harry Caray being piloted by the real Harry Caray
Richard Jeter
Beansie Babies
Just Joe
Bringing a woman to climax underneath the stars
tigerhawk66
Patricks overplaying his secret love of the Doors
Richard Jeter
Monster Hunters Gone Wilds
TempusRimeblood
feyd-rautha from new dune wearing feyd-rautha from old dune's codpiece
Tadhg Harnett
Italian American Smurf
Bailey Yeager
Hobbit: The Deportation of Smaug
Drew Wagner
A succulent Icelandic Meal being enjoyed by Stellan Mikkelsen and Mads Skarsgård
SteamedJams
Oppo Rancisis presenting his thesis
bats
french algerian stewart
bats
lasagna al gaib
David U
Andúril "Andy" Richter, Flame of the West
dudecar34
Andor saves the economy by proposing a 2 state solution for the SWCU
Stankape
Flat Nebraska and Double D Williams
David U
Psy-Op Snootles even
Barfait 🧋
Don Vito the Carpathian
John
Add Gene Hackman playing the saxophone from The Conversation in a delightful way to the image. Or him pumping gas.
Mr penis
James woods giving birth to many beautiful slug children
biscuit tornado
Patrick as a series of famous cinematic stepdads
Erynsaurus
"Big Droopy" Bonpensiero
gregorama97
Gastrogoblins (food or farts, 'shopper's choice)
nicktelecast .
Gobs hobnob Rob's mob job
Dr. Deagle
Or king or w/e
Dr. Deagle
Prince Charles Royal legion of Skarsgaards
liam
Patrick doing medium Pussy like he did Edmund, Jet, Michael Shadowman, and Tom Handjob
Bryan Weiss
Instead of astrogoblins it’s astrofreaks and you suck toes
Nat Schwarz
Peanuts Enlargement Surgery
Bread Sweeney
Many men mingle in marvelous mukbang
Dannie S
Patrick getting attacked by one of the alligators at the Bass Pro pyramid in Memphis, OR all the taxidermy in the Bass Pro Shops coming to life at night (a la Night at the Museum)
Daniel Felesina
Shere Kahn sings Beyond the Sea with the boys (Jungle Book good ending)
KurtAngleScreamingYEAH
Charlotte (Avery)’s Web
Brian
Lou Ferrigno loses to an insanely muscular cat
donaldtello
Pokemon S.V.Chuuu - directed by Dick Wolf
Beans
Chris Pontius Pilate condemns Jesus “Wee Man” Acuña to death.
scott Lamont
psy snootles
Sammy Sosa's Steroid Acne
Tommy Lee Jonestown
Cash_Bone
he specializes in taking on bigger guys
Sammy Sosa's Steroid Acne
Merry and Pippin desperately trying to set up their new PlayStation 2
HeyJoshRob
What if instead of disco stick Lady Gaga said Razor Ripstick, and she did cool tricks n' shit.
aGooseNamedZeus
The Hogfather: Part Deux
Leebos
Raylan Givens joins Hallow this Lent
Cash_Bone
Jack Reach-around
Doty
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde Pierce
Gollum Juice
Mon Mothman
Chicofriend
Doc Brown (Patrick’s Version)
Clickery21
6ft Yoda vs. Tiny Dooku
Mar
muppet babygirl
CeeBass
James Woods hosts a telethon for woke.
Claire Myers
Meticulously crafted Gundam codpiece
Glup Shiddo
The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talons
Mike R
Something with Puffy Bears — man sized stuffed animals … google it or go here (I promise this is not porn) https://www.puffybear.com/
fairytaleforhire
Teebo-nator 2: Judgement Day
NickIsRadford
Bimbo Baggins, cheapest little hobbit of them all
Terence Wiggins
Jihad Butler
Samned in DC
Pussy 17
ChucklinNarwhal
Mr gorbachev, take down your pronouns
Drew Yetzke
Han solo narrowly missing a 737 as he lands the millennium falcon at John Wayne Airport
Michel Lichand Mendonça
Ernest Goes Balls Deep - UNCUT
bats
gary sinise hulud
Ethan
The Bryan Cranstown Massacre
Denny Dalliance
The family gathered around the kitchen table to play Astrogoblin® the Home Game
David Parkinson
Odo’s cum bucket
Scrapple Roan
jordan petersons of anarchy
LLPaulJay
Patrick's West Hollywood Conservative Celebrity Bible Club
Rullagan
Jennifer Cool Ranch
Ryan Pelton
An invincible Mario running through a crowd of red hats
RaccoonBro
Paul Giamatti selling Rhino 9000k pills at the Circle K
Mar
chris of an angel by hinder
Dustin Willis
Sugar Ray Donovan
Hewmu
biblically accurate Char Aznable
Alfy Red
The Doors if they made good music… but I agree the Apocalypse Now song isn’t terrible.
Quicksandbuddy
Elon Musk as that head crab from The Thing
Daniel Brown
The cover of my next book: AngelllBoys and Demons
NRay7882
Piss parade
J Jedi Jameson
Goonta Eve
stushow
Conservative Yogurt
Madeline Alright
Gundam G-Cups (Natural)
slashx00
astrogoblin as "no mouth, must scream" characters
CrazyFireFerret and Lizzylar
Ad for AI trained only on Astrogoblin content and comments.
Ryan Light-Motley
Jon Voight-Kampff test
Harper
aliens are cool they want to explore your butt consensually a haiku
SundayBest
Getting a destiny loot drop but it’s the weird fucked up bone gun from eXistenZ
dangxious
Wallace and the Red Comet
Haste
Ba'mar Jera, Jedi Knight
Selesta Tsukino
Elon Musk disciplined by McCready
Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into her side, Chief. We was comin’ back from the island of Tinian to Leyte. We’d just
Dinosaurs getting a last suck on a vape before the asteroid hits
Kochebi
Domo arigato demi lovato
NPM
The Radio City Gob-lettes featuring special guest Rob Schneider
stuntryder182
Patrick’s all-tendon body taking a ride on a Catherine wheel.
Baron Sogz
What does Rove think about this comment shop?
baronharkonnen@gmail.com
A Jar of Pickled Wallace Shawns
Chaz Surfboard
Nathan Lane's House of Pain
Sean Banne
Guangdong Patrick reporting live from Kowloon walled city with Guadalajara Jacob
direjimmy
Kevin Spacey Force
Hidetaka Miyazaki turned my toilet into a poison swamp
Spumhaus
That's A Lot of Nuts!
Scott stapp but as an actual Marlin.
Kurt Smiff
The Goblins but inside out
The last Bastion of Bastian
Psychic driving a bottom to top
heartajack
G-Cucks
GoodPostReilly
European Runway Model Clint Howard
goooooooooob
Nosfera-ToonTown
goooooooooob
Emilia Perez Hilton
Siôn Williamson
Ringo opens the Ark of the Covenant during the Rooftop concert
