Alex Hefner
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Scary Movie 2 (UNEDITED)
🕑 Added 2025-06-13 18:29:55 +0000 UTCHey guys!
This movie is fucking INSANE… and I genuinely loved it way more than I should have!
This shit is so dumb, so immature, so offensively unhinged, and I was laughing my ass off the entire time. Like, full on stupid giggles. It feels like a movie made by thirteen-year-olds who just discovered sex jokes and had no adult supervision, and somehow that’s EXACTLY what makes it so perfect.
The strong hand. The possessed parrot. The exorcism cold open with James Woods shitting in every direction. I was crying. And the fucking basketball scene?? I don’t even know what to say. It was beautiful chaos.
It’s crude. It’s messy. And it’s amazing. This movie feels like sneaking a DVD into your room late at night, volume at 2, praying your parents didn’t hear the moaning. You know exactly what I’m talking about.
Thank you guys for watching this beautiful trash fire with me. I fucking love you all.
Love,
Alex
Comments
Caleb day
i can hardly hear the movie mannnnn its so quiet
leksa
what he said around 2:02 the same happend to me but with scaty movie 1
Suth Truong
Firestone tire wasn't product placement 🤭🤭🤭
maz
i don't think he knows who Beetlejuice is. lol
