March Grab Bag of Mystery: Alice the Set Dog
🕑 Added 2025-03-05 16:00:17 +0000 UTCEach month, you get a random piece of exclusive bonus content as a thank you for supporting us on Patreon. March's Grab Bag of Mystery perk is a day in the life of 16-year-old Alice, the world-weary, geriatric, barrel-shaped set dog.
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Shellybean
Thank you for sharing Alice with us. Her little perky bat ears can cure a sour mood, WOW!
Hollyโ๏ธ
David voicing this had me CRYING! Not to be dramatic, but I'd commit crimes for Alice
E Smith
I'm sorry, Jonathan, did you actually just yell at a senior dog?! I want to believe you are a kind soul who knows that apologies with pungent treats are very much in order. My Brimstone is a 14 year old gentleman whose entire face has gone from black to gray. I relate so hard to Alice. Get as many stinky kisses as possible.
Elle Luner
Best boy. We love dog. More dog. Gimme please.
Lily Sun
I really want that motivational poster!
Cinema Therapy
She's actually surprisingly healthy and not on any meds! But she did have to have a couple teeth pulled about a year ago.
Cinema Therapy
Yes! We adopted her from the animal shelter when she was about 4-5 months old. -- Megan
SaucyJTD
Alan and Megan ๐. I feel like I remember Alan saying in a Q&A that they've had her since she was a puppy.
Nancyjane Bailey
Alice is an inspiration. I will think of her when I climb stairs. Which humans belong to Alice?
Ally Shelden
Love to see Alice! My boy Gatsby is about to turn 13 and his congestive heart failure means he honks like a goose and while I hate that he has to do that so frequently, he bounces around like normal the rest of the time (when he isnโt sleeping 19 hours of the day). Hang in there, Alice! Gatsby has death breath, too. Iโm glad heโs not a kisser, heโs a booper. But he does yawn in my face a lot ๐คข๐ฅฐ
Wayward Ace
Yup, did it for NNevada. Laser pads too. ๐๐พ๐๐พ๐๐พ
Wayward Ace
My NNevada made it to 16 years and 7 months! It warms my heart to see the frosty faced doggos!! ๐๐พ๐๐พ๐๐พ
Manic Thiccsy Dream Girl
ROFL sweet old ghostface baby. I had a rickety old girl who ate 50% food, 50% medication/supplements every day. They move like glaciers but shower everyone with their stinky, stinky love.
Shani Gribben
Iโve heard acupuncture can be good for older dogs too
SaucyJTD
A dog Alice's age is likely on quite a bit of meds ๐ .
Shani Gribben
Someone give the poor baby some anti inflammatories
Smidge
Me, rotten with a cold and dealing with girl time, clambering to get to work: "If Alice can do it..."
SaucyJTD
She's doing her best! ๐ญ๐
Cinema Therapy
She literally can't hear me otherwise.
SaucyJTD
Oh, and the Hot Ones grab bag, too! So freaking funny ๐.
SaucyJTD
David Sant! Same person who edited the HSM episodes and the best slam poet EVER. Strongly recommend checking out that grab bag ๐.
Luke
Who did the voice?๐
Ann Brookens
What a sweet pupper! Give her lots of pets from me!
Woodwind
Awwwwww โค๏ธ Give her lots of love, pets, and treats from all of us.
Cherry Bomb
I love her so much!
Marie-Soleil Cha
The amount of love I have for these puppies (yes they are all puppies in my heart) is immeasurable. <3
Aeras Vantriss
"Be brave, be brave, be brave, ah ah ah!" Poor baby. ๐คฃ
SaucyJTD
Also, JUSTICE FOR ALICE! DON'T YELL AT HER, JONO ๐ค๐ค๐ค๐๐๐.
SaucyJTD
"Every movement is pain." I feel you, Alice!
Evan Linden
This one makes me kinda sad, but Alice is a very sweet old lady