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April Grab Bag of Mystery: Director's Cut from the Archives - TWILIGHT
🕑 Added 2025-04-02 15:00:07 +0000 UTCEach month you get a random piece of exclusive bonus content as a thank you for supporting us on Patreon. April's Grab Bag of Mystery is a director’s cut from the archives!
Some episodes are too old to have director's cuts... until now. Enjoy this director's cut from the archives of “Relationship Therapist Cringes at DATING in TWILIGHT” and “Relationship Expert Reacts to RED FLAGS in TWILIGHT” combined and with never-before-seen footage! Who wouldn't want more sparkly vampirism in their life??
Originally released on YouTube on August 11, 2020.
Comments
ysolde
Oh, yuck. Shiny, happy vampires holding hands. Not interesting from the horror genre perspective or the film theory perspective. This movie just has so many issues. Watching this, I do want to know why Bella is so sickly, grayish pale long before she becomes a vampire? She was walking around in high school talking to her would-be vampire boyfriend and looking the same whiter shade of pale gray as he was. Was she sick? It's odd. And the fact that her parents seem more or less absent for whatever reason and she ends up with this much (much) older parental figure of a boyfriend who is at once threatening and (over) protecive, moving from barely knowing him to marriage? Not a healthy way to move from adolescence into adulthood.
Melissa
My husband grudgingly went to the movies with me for this. He calls Edward "Sparkly Discoball". I looooove junk food. Nummy, num-num 😋 But Ms. Costello had it right with Dr. Sayer. I know I'm the only one that wants you to do this movie, but it's the GOAT in every possible way.
Andrew Salgado
the pauses in twilight feel like an early 2000's learning English for Spanish speakers VHS tapes
Olga Makarova
The CT Twilight episodes has already been my comfort episodes, and this is the perfect opportunity to revisit it, thank you team! 😄
