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LoJR Discussion Salon #2
🕑 Added 2017-08-02 21:07:08 +0000 UTC I can see the future!This is coming on the heels of what Worst Ash, Shush and I were kicking around last week: ending LoJR earlier than planned.
Now, the current path I have them taking will take them through a number of areas on Sauria before finally making their way off planet- but that's going to take about a decade, assuming a rate of one issue a year, and one location an issue. Also, I might not live THAT long. So let's sort some of that out now:
The future path of the girls was gonna run thusly:
MAJOR SPOILERS OBVIOUSLY:
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1. They wander around the jungle; lesbian sex, some flashbacks to Corneria* which'll involve Renamon/Fox and Jenny/Slippy porking. Jenny gets withdrawal, right before they're found by hunters from Sanctuary.
*it's during the flashback that Renamon realizes that she left her wallet at the bar. Krystal didn't take it.
2. The doc at Sanctuary sends Renamon on a fetch quest into the swamp with a number of hunters; Jenny needs more McHornyberries to ease the withdrawal, but her psionic psychosis would make her a danger. There are ingredients he can use to dampen her telekinesis and telepathy, but they need more- his were recently stolen. By Krystal.
The hunters gather the ingredients with Renamon, but point out a nearby temple, and tell her it's "evil" and everyone knows to avoid it at all costs. They bring the macguffin roots to Jenny. Everyone has a massive orgy. Then they find themselves attacked by the hardbacks; who are really Bowser's Koopa army. Jenny and Renamon race to the temple. Samus, Galdon and Drudgegut discover the camp mid-fray- Samus hijacks a Lakitu and demands he takes her to their leader, leaving Bob, Drudge and Galdon in the camp.
B, D and G discover Snapclaw, General Scales, and a few other Samus victims recouperating in the still-functioning medibay of Sanctuary. Scales is awake, and demands that they find the human and her friends, and kill them. B, D and G walk away from the convalescing dictator, convinced they can find a better life elsewhere.
3. Inside the temple, Renamon and Jenny find out why the temple's evil; it's inhabited by a vampiric alien intelligence, imprisoned in the temple. The Krazoa feeds off of lust, and is directly responsible for the McHornyberries being all horny-berrying. It's been feeding off the Saurians since it crashed onto the planet centuries ago (the temple is it's prison) but it finds mammal lust to be delicious. Fara Phoenix is also in the temple, completely given in to lust. More lesbian and tentacle sex aplenty in this ish.
4. Upon making their escape (somehow), R&J find themselves on the other side of the swamps, near a village populated by earthwalkers and fleetfoot- and ruled over by a completely freaked Drudgegut. Bob is kept prisoner in the kitchen by the fleetfoot (who love his cooking.) Galdon is hiding outside the village, because he's a freaking tyrannosaur and doesn't necessarily want to charge in guns a-blazing to rescue his friends. R&J manage to distract the village (via orgy, probably) long enough for Bob and Galdon to make their escape. They find out Samus was last seen in the company of the hardbacks, so the 5 head off towards Bowser's fortress.
5. They manage to sneak/fuck their way in past the goomba and koopa guards and sneak around the castle prisons looking for Samus. Finding no sign of her -nor any stacks of dead bodies littering the castle, as that's her MO- they figure they were led on a wild goose chase... until the start to head out of the castle. They hear screams coming from up one of the turrets. Running upstairs to the rescue, they see a blonde woman in a most of a pink dress, riding on top of Bowser's turtly dick: it's Samus: or, Princess Peach if you want to use her real name. After some hasty apologies, R&J fill Samus and Bowser on what's been going on since they hit Sauria. Bowser offers them a ship back to Corneria, telling them that Krystal recently passed through, bought a huge shipment of McHornyberry wine from him, and left not 2 days ago. The girls all take off back to Corneria, bringing Drudgegut, Bob and Galdon with them- seeing as they've been helpful, and really didn't want to go back to the village.
6. Epilogue
Krystal sent the text as a gag, not actually expecting Renamon and Jenny to come looking for her. She's touched at their concern, saying that she didn't really expect anyone to come to her rescue again. The girls have a ladies' night out at the bar again, and R&J tell Krystal their story.
Bob, Drudge and Galdon are living on the Great Fox, for now. Renamon convinced Fox to hire Bob on as a chef (the Great Fox desperately needs someone who can cook) until he can learn Cornerian and familiarize himself with the culture. Drudge and Galdon take jobs on the planet working security. Though Drudge is fairly lazy, no one tries to steal anything from a T-Rex.
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So, yeah. That's the basic plan: or at least it was. This'll take years to get anywhere and frankly, I'm not sure I can come up with enough material in between major events to make it interesting (apparently topless women wandering around a jungle isn't doing it for some people).
So, what do you guys think can be cut, what can be left, and what should we try to blend together or rewrite? And don't worry about writing spoilers in the comments: looks like comments stay hidden if you're not in the $25 tier.
