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Xenomorph Graboid
🕑 Added 2017-12-06 02:23:58 +0000 UTC Presented without context.Okay, actually, here's the context: Hollywood likes remaking movies, and loves the hell out of silly exploitative action "vs" films, right?
Aliens vs. Predators vs. Tremors.
Basic pitch, is that the Yautja go to Paradise Valley, destroying one of the nearby canyon walls to reveal an alien training temple thingy and taking captives to be bred with the xenomorphs- like the first AvP film. Burt Gummer, figuring it's a secret government plot/trying to rescue the humans/also heads inside for exciting alien vs Gummer action.
However, a face hugger manages to get outside, and soon runs into a graboid.
The Predators finish off the rest of the aliens inside the temple, but arrive outside to find out that they have now have larger trophies to hunt. Burt follows, determined to avenge the townsfolk of Paradise Valley with the help of El Blanco.
Or, y'know. Pixels 2. Whatever you want, Hollywood.
Comments
Simone Spinozzi
π€£ππ YEAH! PIXELS 2 BABY! FEEL THE BOLLYWOOD STYLE! And you forgot the upper jaws to make it "vs predators". After all the graboids were know for their resourcefulness in adapting. π€π€ Also: YEah. Thanks for the laughs.
Savage Shark
OOOH and one of the Xenomorph Graboids evolves not 3 but ONE giant Graboid/Shrieker hybrid queen. Complete with the inferred sensors atop it's head
Savage Shark
Maybe he instead captures some of the tourists or eco terrorists out to destroy the town? The Eco Terrorists are out ot destroy Paradise Valley in order to "Save El Blanco". But in doing some damage they unearth the Xenomorph temple and soon become the captives.
