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BONUS: The Gobblesquatch | The Crytpid of Thanksgiving?
🕑 Added 2024-11-27 20:24:01 +0000 UTCPause the Thanksgiving football game! It's time for your family's new favorite halftime show: The insane story and encounters of the Gobblesquatch!
The Gobblesquatch is said to have terrorized early settlers and has been seen all across the North American continent. Though it now rests in the Pacific Northwest, be wary. If you happen to see one, run before it's able to crush you with its.... enormous feathers?
All images referenced are attached in their full quality, though they're old internet so they're gonna look like they were made with a potato.
Comments
Amber Roper
Poor Fredo and Christian sounded so heartbroken, RIP Gobblesquatch
The Void
The " A child!" Had me dying lmfao I love these formats maybe you can do goofiest style cryptids in this format 2 or 3 in a 30 to 40 minute long video format would kicks all the ass. Or even a way to finally tackle the SCP stuff just a suggestion for fun from the Void Staring Back day one listener.
MjolnirMK86
Brilliant job Jillian and Gents! This was hilarious. Wish it was an actual Cryptid/Urban Legend.
Dan Audrain
Watch Thankskilling 2!
JuicySenpai
All hail the Task Force! Gblblblblblbl!!!
Ace Kenway
I once saw the Gobblesquatch, it was terrifying. Tried to get my car with one of its feathers. I still hear the blblblblblbl in my nightmares
kyboose
Blblblblblblblbl
CosmicZeb
Didn't know there was so much lore/history behind the word "gooblyguck" π
Dhuvy
Love it! Guess we have a new way to call out to other Task Force members, in the wild! blblblblblblblbl!
Dhuvy
Now, how do we get the video clipped & into a ringtone?
Jacob Davidson
This was fun! My wife asked "are you happy listening to this?" Right around the mention of folk being killed by it's droppings. And I all I said was "yah"
Jacob Davidson
Gblblblblblbl
Lindsey Knee
Is this why we pardon a turkey each year? To keep peace with this kaiju?
Zarathustra
I was hoping it was actually an SCP... it was still very good.
Megan
Yes, please give me all the weird crytpids. Thank you for gifting us with this π¦π¦π¦
Tyler
You said throw it in the chat. I gotta do it blblblbl
Red Web
That would definitely answer decades worth of WHAT IS THAT for me personally π
Red Web
That's actually cool if they do! I forgot about New World - is it still good?
Red Web
hahahah I've never seen it typed out this is amazing
Jacob Hoover
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Moogle_Gone_Kupo
Wait I always thought the pile of Dino dung was a shoveled pile by the keepers lol like when you clean up after a dog but instead of in the trash it went in a pileβ¦I never thought it might have been intended to be differently π§
The Void
Doesn't new world use this every holiday as an event? Don't remember the turkeys name in that though.
Tyler
blblbllblblblblb I am so happy right now.
