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BONUS: The Cryptid Dating Game
🕑 Added 2025-02-26 22:37:00 +0000 UTCTask Force, we're here to celebrate the season of love by becoming freaks of nature in The Cryptid Dating Game!
Here's how it goes: Alfredo is a lonely bachelor looking to get with a supernatural beast. Through a series of questions, he's going to try to identify who Christian, Jillian, and Trevor are!
If you'd like to play along, here's the possible cryptids to choose from along with a brief description:
Bigfoot (Pacific Northwest) – Large, hairy, ape-like creature roaming forests.
Mothman (Point Pleasant, West Virginia) – Winged humanoid with glowing red eyes.
Chupacabra (Southwest, Puerto Rico origins) – Goat-sucking creature with spines down its back.
The Flatwoods Monster (Flatwoods, West Virginia) – Tall, spade-headed figure with glowing eyes.
The Dover Demon (Dover, Massachusetts) – Small, pale creature with large eyes and spindly limbs.
The Beast of Bray Road (Elkhorn, Wisconsin) – Werewolf-like creature seen on rural roads.
Jersey Devil (Pine Barrens, New Jersey) – Winged, hooved creature with a goat-like head.
Skunk Ape (Florida Everglades) – Foul-smelling, ape-like cryptid similar to Bigfoot.
The Lizard Man of Scape Ore Swamp (Bishopville, South Carolina) – Reptilian humanoid with glowing red eyes.
The Fresno Nightcrawlers (Fresno, California) – Tall, thin, leg-like creatures caught on security cameras.
Thunderbirds (Great Plains, Southwest) – Massive, bird-like creatures from Native American legends.
The Hopkinsville Goblins (Hopkinsville, Kentucky) – Small, metallic-skinned beings with glowing eyes.
Loveland Frogman (Loveland, Ohio) – Humanoid frog-like creature seen near rivers.
The Van Meter Visitor (Van Meter, Iowa) – Winged, bat-like creature with a glowing horn.
The Lake Worth Monster (Lake Worth, Texas) – Goat-man hybrid, often described as a half-man, half-goat beast.
The Ozark Howler (Ozark Mountains, Arkansas/Missouri) – Large, black, cat-like creature with glowing eyes and a terrifying howl.
Champ (Lake Champlain, Vermont/New York) – Serpentine lake monster similar to the Loch Ness Monster.
The Altamaha-ha (Altamaha River, Georgia) – Aquatic, serpent-like creature said to inhabit coastal waterways.
The Wendigo (Northern forests, Minnesota/Wisconsin) – Malevolent spirit or cryptid associated with cannibalism and starvation.
The Batsquatch (Mount St. Helens, Washington) – Flying cryptid resembling a giant bat or a winged Bigfoot.
The Goatman of Maryland (Prince George’s County, Maryland) – Axe-wielding, goat-headed creature that terrorizes rural areas.
The Fouke Monster (Fouke, Arkansas) – Bigfoot-like creature popularized by the film The Legend of Boggy Creek.
The Pukwudgie (New England) – Small, troll-like beings from Native American folklore known for trickery.
The Snallygaster (Maryland) – Dragon-like beast with a metallic beak and razor-sharp teeth.
The Enfield Horror (Enfield, Illinois) – Three-legged, short creature with glowing red eyes and clawed hands.
Comments
Riven Bloodmarsh
I thought Christian was talking about the sun not the moon because I was leaning Werewolf or Bigfoot.
esoules8
How did I miss this for so long?! I love it!
Tyler
I waited for this moment…. Heart 69….
Milkasaurous
I immediately got Bigfoot and Jersey Devil (I'm from New Jersey; I was rootin' for ya, Jillian!) but I didn't even come close with Frog Man. To be fair, I didn't even read the list of which ones they could be...but I also completely forgot about Frog Man's existence.
Daniel
Alfredo’s door being slightly open is so ominous.
Megan
I had a smile on my face this entire video. Amazing
Doverman
Jillian this was great! 2/3 of the dusk boys may be the voices, but youre the brain! (Christian youre perfect so im ignoring you)
Maria
This was fantastically funny and a great spin on a classic, next up Hollywood Squares!
Courtney Brothers
this was so funny! i wanna see trevor as the contestant cause i think he’d ask crazy questions
JuicySenpai
This was interesting. I don't like love games, because love is not game. But this was great guys. Thanks for the best content on the internet.
Amber Roper
This was fun lol 🤣
Bazooka Joe
This sounds fun lol
BulletJay
Is Christian going to slam Alfredo "Big Style"? Lol sorry I have been watching "A Crown of Candy" from dimension 20 and that's what popped into my head when I saw Christian's cryptid. Lol
