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Akuyaku Reijou ni Nanka Narimasen - Chapter 521
🕑 Added 2024-09-06 05:45:20 +0000 UTCRosarin’s struggles.
Just as I was thinking it was getting late, and I should head home, I was stopped by a group of beautiful women.
"Rosarin-chan, come chat with us older sisters."
"You can't leave yet~"
"Exactly!"
Oh no, I don’t stand a chance against these three predatory sisters. Wait, Diesel-san! Don’t just make that “rest in peace” gesture—help me! I saved you from that drunk grandpa earlier!
"... No. Rosarin is coming home with me. It's our day off tomorrow, and I'm going to spend it being affectionate with Rosarin, so I won't lend her to you."
Dirk reclaimed me from Dija-san. Hehe, time for a big hug!
"Oh my, it's good to strengthen the bond between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law for a harmonious relationship."
"...True."
"Now’s the perfect time to tell you stories about little Dirk."
"Mother-in-law! I’ll stay over!"
I grabbed my mother-in-law's hand as she flashed a victorious smile.
"Hey! Don't tell her about my childhood without permission! Rosarin... I really want to be alone with you..."
"Dirk..."
My beloved husband whispered longingly, and I started walking toward him in a daze.
"Rosarin-chan, I’ll tell you about Dirk’s past love life!"
"Mother-in-law, you're the best!"
Once again, I wobbled back to my mother-in-law.
"Isn’t it the present that matters more than the past? I'll pamper you a lot at home!"
"I love you, Dirk..."
What am I supposed to do here? Neither side seems willing to give in. I looked at Dirk and my mother-in-law in confusion.
"Dirk, can’t you lend your wife for just one night?"
"No. It reduces my time with her. Tomorrow is rare—it's a full day off. I plan to be with Rosarin as much as time allows, so no."
Dirk firmly stated. Oh, so he had plans to dote on me. If he had a tail, it’d definitely be wagging. I’m just weak when it comes to Dirk!
"Come on, this is a rare opportunity with Fii and Myu here. That doesn’t happen often, right?"
"True..."
Thinking about it that way, I began to feel like I should stay with my mother-in-law and the others.
"And there’s a lot of fluffy fur around~ Rosarin-chan, you’re free to pet them~"
W-What!?
The beautiful golden and black leopards were tempting me. Oh, that sleek fur... and I’m allowed to pet them? What should I do...!
“Gah...! They’re using Rosarin’s weakness against her... but you're naive, Mother!”
“Huh?”
The sealed God-Hand was released, poised to conquer the ultimate fluff.
“Behold! This is the ultimate move! Thousand-Hand Fluff Attack!!”
(Kyaaahhh!!)
Let me explain! The Thousand-Hand Fluff Attack uses the Valkyrie system to increase the number of hands like the Thousand-Armed Avalokitesvara, allowing me to conquer multiple fluffies simultaneously! And this time, I’ve reduced the arms from 30 to 8 for precise control, enabling delicate movements in each hand. The fluffy sensation is transmitted directly to me. Fluffiness is the best!
“W-Whoa... what on earth... our fierce sisters have...”
Diesel-san, calling them "fierce sisters"... you’re definitely getting punished later.
“Noooo!! Th-This is the first time...!!”
“Meowww!!”
“Meow-purr...”
There’s something oddly sensual about this. Yep, it’s all about the fluff. Hahaha, I’ll have them purring in no time!
“Meowww!”
“Purr, purr...”
“Meow-purr...”
I overdid it. I completely floored them—all three of them.
“Hmph... you underestimated Rosarin’s fluffing techniques. Even the dungeon master of the Wolfanean Castle couldn’t resist her fluffing and surrendered! There’s no way ordinary beastfolk could endure it! Its power is heaven, but recalling how you lost yourself in that heaven brings you to hell! Never say you’re fine with being fluffed by Rosarin lightly!”
Dirk stood victorious. His words, as someone who regularly suffers from my fluffing, carried weight. Sorry, Dirk, and really, I’m sorry.
"Um, when will they return to normal?"
"Based on past experience, they'll be back by morning."
"......"
My father-in-law and Diesel-san looked startled. Oh, and grandpa had fallen asleep, drunk.
“W-Wait... I’m not done... yet... meow...”
“Mother-in-law... you really should take it easy...”
Does she want to chat that badly...? As I stood confused, a heavenly figure descended.
“... Meow.”
Mini-sized Dirk-sama, fully transformed into his beast form, appeared before me.
“Nyawn? Nyaoo.”
Whoa! Dirk’s saying, "Come home with the cute me? You can pet me too," in his adorable fluffy self!!
Rosarin and Dirk are mentally connected, so this is pretty accurate.
“Nyaoo, myawn.”
“To the ends of the earth! Let’s go home now! Right now!!”
By the way, what he said was, "You can wash and brush me tonight, but only if we go home right now."
Pretty accurate.
"I understand your desire to bond with your cute daughter-in-law, but since it's such a rare occasion... I’d like to spend time with you too, Dija."
"Honey..."
Thanks to a timely intervention from my father-in-law, my mother-in-law decided to spend time with him instead.
“If you’d said that from the start, there’d have been no pointless fighting... stupid old man...”
It seemed like the angel had spat out some venom, but it was probably just my imagination. When I stroked his throat, he purred contentedly.
And so, I bathed and brushed Dirk, and we cuddled and cuddled as we fell asleep.
Both my fluffing and cuddling needs were fulfilled, and I was happy!
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