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Akuyaku Reijou ni Nanka Narimasen - Chapter 517
🕑 Added 2024-08-23 09:33:14 +0000 UTCLove Collector, once again.
For the time being, Yue-chan seemed to be okay, so I decided to find Kurarin and help her out again. I hadn’t confirmed it earlier because I was busy, but there was a rumor that piqued my interest.
And soon, I saw the rumor with my own eyes. There was a line. And at the front of the line was Kurarin.
Recently, I had heard that there was an "old man in the academy's backyard who gives love advice," and I immediately thought of Kurarin. Kurarin was doing her best in her own way, and the result of her efforts was this line.
However, this was counterproductive. How can we gather love energy like this? She had become too popular.
“Kurarin.”
“Rosarin! Rosarin, please help with the advice too.”
“… Alright. What’s the issue?”
“I want to be popular with girls!”
It was a male student who, frankly, looked quite flashy.
“First of all, just saying you want to be popular is an instant turn-off. Go back and try again once you have a girl you like. Or, master something you can be proud of that's not related to your family background! Next!”
“I had a fight with my boyfriend…”
“Apologize sincerely! Next!”
“How can I get a girlfriend?”
“First, find a girl you actually like! Saying ‘anyone will do’ is rude to the girl! Next!”
“How can I win over someone I like?”
“First, gather information! Then, get close to them through shared hobbies or interests! Next!”
“How can I get such a magnificent bust?”
“With help from a partner, proper diet, and bust-up exercises! I’ll give you a list later! Next!”
“I like you!”
“I’m sorry! Next!”
The line disappeared in no time. Maybe it was because they were scared of me, but no one argued, and everyone left with a refreshed expression. But still, wasn’t there some that weren't even love advice?
“Rosarin, you were amazing…”
“Was I?”
I got a bit fed up and cut them off pretty sharply, didn’t I?
“Shall we gather more love?”
“Rosarin, Kurarin worked hard too.”
Kurarin handed me a bottle.
“… Sand?”
Inside the bottle, which contained the crystals of love that we had collected, there was what looked like the colorful sand you often see sold as souvenirs at tourist spots… No, that’s not it! When I looked with a magnifying glass, I saw they were actually tiny love crystals.
“Kurarin… worked really hard.”
“Kurarin… you did your best, didn’t you…!”
It was probably the result of her steady love advice efforts. The sand of love had reached about two centimeters. How many hundreds of particles were there? Kurarin must have been truly diligent.
However, the size difference between this and what I collected felt pretty unfair, but I decided not to mention it.
We held hands and went off once again to gather more love.
But, before anything else, there’s one thing I have to say.
“Why did you end up with a slender, sexy body in a cheongsam from the neck down?”
Yes, Kurarin had her usual head, but from the neck down, she had a slender, sexy body clad in a long cheongsam. The cheongsam had a slit up to the thigh, and she was wearing red high heels and fishnet stockings (complete with a garter belt), making for a maximum sexy appearance.
But with Kurarin's face, the sexiness was completely ruined, making for a bizarre sight!
Amazing! Just because it’s Kurarin’s face, the maximum sexy level drops straight to zero! It instantly shifts from the sexy genre to comedy! And Kurarin is so unfazed! She casually explained why she ended up in such an awkward appearance.
“I got Yunyun’s love.”
I had a feeling that was the case.
Fizz has a leg fetish, doesn’t he?
Kurarin had sneakily gathered Yue-chan and the others’ love. But seriously, are the students at Sylvester Academy really okay with not reacting to this bizarre Kurarin? How could they be seeking love advice from such a suspicious…no, beyond suspicious old man? Are their heads okay?
Anyway, since her body from the neck down was too out of place, I decided to crystallize it. It became an extra-large crystal. Was it because it was so fresh?
No, no, my senses are getting all mixed up.
I asked Kurarin if this was enough, but apparently, it wasn’t. How tangled is Aldin-sama’s red string? Sis is starting to feel a bit anxious…
“... It’s deeply rooted.”
What kind of darkness is Aldin-sama harboring…? What’s going on if even this much love isn’t enough? Right now, I’m most worried about whether he is okay.
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