Dev Ramblings (SexyTimes)
🕑 Added 2025-04-01 19:50:16 +0000 UTCHowdy there!
Since the new Fourplay update is cumming out soon, we’ve decided to give you a little preview of the upcoming sex system. For this example, we are using the PC’s next door neighbor Ben, though we are unsure who will be included in the first version. Take a look at the below picture for a preview of what’s to come!
As you can see, you are given a number of options and positions to select during sex. During this time, you’ll have to manage 3 bars. Your own lust, your partners lust, and Jesus’ Acceptance. The main goal of this mini-game is to get all 3 bars to the top at the same time in order to have a Perfect Climax Score. The higher your Climax Score, the higher you will appear in LaaB’s online leader boards. After 5 Climaxes, you’ll be given a rank from Bronze to Grandmaster and can then climb the ranks by running competitive sex.
However, you need to be careful. Finishing without every bar being maxed out will result in a game over. In the below example, the player didn’t max out their Jesus acceptance score and, thus, did not get the go ahead from all 3 parties.
Unfortunately, Sex can be a hard and stressful thing. You’ll have to move carefully and choose your options wisely in order to get the best outcomes. We’ll be posting our dev scores with the updates, so you can try to beat them, along with racing our Ghosts for the time trials.
We are very excited to expand upon the current system and give you even more ways to play Sonic Adventures 2! Stay tuned for another Dev Update in a few days where we will show off the new campaign. Also, we now have an expected release date for the update, April 20th, 2026! So I hope you are as excited as we are! :D
Comments
LifeAsABoy
This was in fact an April Fool's joke lol.
kitono
Ben content let's gooo
marioestro
My mom has an Obi-Wan Kenobi aka "Christ" pic on his nightstand,do I still get Jesus´s approval if I pray to this picture? Thanks in advance guys
Zaid Zamsara
Buena eso chicos, Caí, es por lo de april's Fools no ?
Todd_R_Fox
Goddammit Jesus XD
kartdon5
april fool
伊格尼斯Lee
wait, 2026 ?
Vortasis
I think it only makes sense that in a wholesome christian game like this you can fill up your “holy spirit” bar with successful sexual encounters between all 3 parties. Maybe that can be in a future update
JlnDlphk
Is it bad that I might actually go with this if it meant being able to "plough Ben like a field" in the next update? 🤣