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I had barely gone a dozen paces
🕑 Added 2018-08-01 20:20:21 +0000 UTC ... when I heard Avogadro's voice behind me again."You call that a punch?" he snapped. "I have been pummeled by lowfolk with more impact than that! I am appalled that any so-called scion of Irenaeus should pack such a weak whallop. Turn and face me, you noodle-armed vixen defiler! You shall pay for your misdeeds this day!"
I pivoted and slugged the irritating mole a resounding blow that had the momentum of my whole body behind it. He hit the ground, and I paused a moment to make sure he was out cold before I proceeded on my way.
As I rounded a corner, I saw that the pie fight was still going on in the plaza where ValKon was being held. This Vulpitanian foolishness stood between me and my exit!
I strode forward, grimly determined that no airborne pastry would deter me from my goal.
I raised my arms and radiated pure Irenaeid Irritability as I stalked across the plaza. Pies flew away from me, as if in terror at my presence.
The other side of the plaza was in view. I was not far from making my escape from the city.
Under the contest table:
In the Hall of Ancestors:
"Yes Sir, Marshal, Sir," Angus babbled nervously into a small scrying sphere. "Sorry to disturb you, Sir, but I'm in the Coronation Chamber .. yes, I know that .. well, you see, I'm not sure how I got here .. but I woke up on the steps and saw Prince Adler leaving the Hall .. yes, it was definitely him. He spoke to me. I thought it was suspicious. No, I didn't pursue because how's he gonna get across town by himself? No, I didn't think of that .. but Sir! Sir!! The point is, I'm in the Coronation Chamber, and something TERRIBLE seems to have happened, Sir."
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Comments
Simone Spinozzi
i check in here seldom because i still have to read the whole story and i hate starting in media res... but the pie fighting is still going on ?! 🤣👍
Walter Reimer
"Something terrible seems to have happened." They're out of meringue?!
