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On a date with SALV Chetsweeks
🕑 Added 2019-08-15 23:59:59 +0000 UTCMondegreen asked for a demonstration of Alice's Wiles, so here it is. No turning back now.
Her hair is freshly shellacked, her cheeks are perfectly fluffed, and she is dressed for an elegant night on the town. She listens to every word you say with rapt attention - nay, fascination - as she stares into your eyes and toys idly with her wine glass .. making sure you have an unobstructed view of her luscious cleavage, which was expertly sculpted by Elfhamian master craftsmen.
You're DOOMED, buddy. Before the main course arrives, you will have already divulged all of the State Secrets you know.
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Walter Reimer
(divulges the secret of Justin Bieber's charisma)
Eric Costello
In all seriousness, no joking, I think this is one of the sharpest Doodles you've done to date. It's very good.
Hubba hubba! She can have all my state secrets! Say what? She's an automation piloted by a horrible little monster? ... oh, who cares. Wile me! <3
Simone Spinozzi
it's been a pleasure though.
