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Tiny - Patron Character
🕑 Added 2017-05-03 18:46:01 +0000 UTC This beautiful, er, femme fatal comes to us by way of longtime Patron K.C., who described her as:"The character'set physique is similar to that of Zarya's from Overwatch if you're familiar. A big, tall, muscular woman. Her skin is tanned and her blonde hair is up in fancy beehive. She's got on the most ridiculous, pink, sleeveless ballgown and corset. Hoop earrings and a pearl necklace. She was wearing high heels but they've since been tossed aside. She has a battle ax on her back and a great sword being wielded in one hand. Her dress, face, and sword are speckled with the blood of her enemies. The strangest and most difficult part of this is probably this last part. Her face looks like James Spader's face around the time of the Stargate film."
We coudln't draw this and NOT get more information, though, so K.C. told us a story:
"Our barbarian is a giant of a woman who has a tendency to follow her own whims instead of sticking with the party.
We were investigating a crime and had two potential leads. The party went one way and "Tiny," our barbarian, went the other without notifying us.
The person of interest she was tracking down happened to be the owner of a brothel. I belive Madame V was her name.
Tiny walked in, proclaimed she was here to see Madame V, and ordered herself drinks. Madame V assumed Tiny was a customer and approached using every trick in the book. Being a Yuan-ti that means she used Charm Person on Tiny and had her spend all of her money on whatever a "full servicing" is. Fade to black.
The party resolved whatever loose end we were following up on and happened upon a fight in the street. Mercenaries were attacking a fur clad barbarian in the streets. We decided to wait a moment to try to figure out who the baddies were before we charged in fighting.
Enter Tiny, stage left, in full ball attire. She charges in, kills the mercenaries, merchant, and hits the other barbarian whilst having no recollection of how she ended up in a ball gown and no longer has any money.
This was the first time Tiny was "serviced" at a brothel. There have been two other times since. We're beginning to sense a pattern."
There you have it, folks. Tiny.
I like to think she never washes the blood off. I'm not going to ask her, though.
