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WFYM 277 - Dog Sabra
🕑 Added 2024-12-24 02:37:24 +0000 UTCHey man can I use your bathroom all day? In perpetuity? Including but not limited to after you die and transferable with the deed to the house? No? Well I'm not allowed to at my other friend's house anymore because he hates Israel and my dung looks so much like Sabra hummus that it violates BDS. Lizzo dropped a Zyn in a Stradivarius she borrowed from a museum. Jimmy Carter is a shell for a hermit crab. His mouth is like a hollowed out former McDonald's because if you get too close and try to take pictures the employees come out and yell at you. I can't get hard looking at a picture of Jimmy Carter so I must be straight but I can't get hard looking at a picture of Kay Granger either so I must be bi
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MP666
Jimmy Carter. You called it
Erroneous Monk
The city in Hey Arnold is a fictional city called Hillwood, which is supposed to be in Washington and was mix of Portland, Seattle, and New York City. Gotta get the Hey Arnold facts straight.
Dark Magicks
Oh shit they got that from eating bats? My dad would always tell me this story from when he was stationed over there, how he saw this ancient old lady roasting a big ass bat on the beach and saw her take it off the spit, sink her teeth into its neck and suck like all of its roasted skin off in an instant. Wild to think she might have gotten that disease later on lol
Dark Magicks
Methy guy at the McDonald's I used to work at was fired a year after I graduated from highschool for stealing boxes of frozen quarter pounders. Hope you're doing better now Dave, wherever you are
Minnesota_Cold
Genghis Khan died during WW2 but nobody noticed bc he was in the internment camps
sean e
I get a day off of work when Jimmy Carter dies
Doug Cartel
A pro posting team tshirt is something the school Bonds dog posters should have done to he extra cringe
Doug Cartel
Apparently the communists did some horrible shit when they annexed Tibet which makes the anger about it a little more legit but it's not like they're the only country to do that kind of shit I havent dug into it beyond the stuff I learned in casual conversation with a researcher
Travis
I’m still dealing with a ska injury from someone kicking me while skanking 20 years ago
ChapoFYM
Lytico-bodig disease
joshkg
Why haven’t we seen Santa’s birth certificate? What is he hiding?
Dark Magicks
I once bought a pair of KURU shoes meant for nurses. The brand name seems like an odd choice given the prion
Rosalind Northey
Is Alex thinking of Kuru in PNG?
