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🕑 Added 2019-10-13 01:58:00 +0000 UTCCoraline making out with and groping the booty of Chloe from Gnome Alone, a movie I experienced a strange Mandela Effect with. When I sat down to watch it on Netflix, I swore I remembered the movie being called "Gnomebusters." That was the name of the movie I selected from the Netflix menu, I could and still can visualize the logo in my head clear as day. When the Trogg is introduced early in the movie, the race of monsters that act as the antagonists, I thought that it was gonna be this movie's Slimer, like the Gnomebusters were gonna have a cutesy toyettic sidekick that helps them bust the Gnomes. But like I just said, the Troggs were the villains and the Gnomes were the good guys, so when the movie was over I was just like
"Kay, that was decent, but why was it called 'Gnomebusters?' They don't bust any Gnomes."
And then the Netflix menu popped back up and said "Gnome Alone." So I was just confused. I wanted to know, and still want to know, if this movie wasn't Gnomebusters, then what the hell was? Where did that logo I swear I just saw an hour and a half ago come from? I know that the Mandela Effect is just a fancy way of saying "remembering something incorrectly," and that the common theory that it's proof of alternate universes is extremely silly, because the real explanation is usually much more mundane than that; for instance, if you incorrectly remember "The Berenstain Bears" as "The Berenstein Bears," it's probably because you're familiar with more names that end in "stein" than "stain," like Einstein and Frankenstein, so your brain just autocorrected your memory. So the only way I can really imagine Mandella Effecting a movie's title like that is if I was mistaking two different yet similar movies for each other, like when people swear to the existence of a movie called Shazam that stars a genie played by Sinbad, when what they're really remembering is Kazam starring a genie played by Shaquille O'Neal, but I can't find any movie called "Gnomebusters." And that's what I thought the movie's name was from the moment it started, so it's not even like I was remembering something wrong that happened a long time ago like most Mandela Effects; like how people probably remember Kazam wrong because they hadn't watched it since it was new, but what I'm talking about was literally a matter of seconds, I was remembering the wrong title literally within seconds of presumably reading the real one, that's what made it so friggin' weird.
Or maybe I'm just a big dum-dumb.
