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Update: April 16th, 2018
🕑 Added 2018-04-17 05:30:07 +0000 UTC Stardate: 95892.29It feels like I've been in this basement for weeks. With no food or water...
Except the water I get from the tap and the food that I order and is delivered to me.
WHAT A TERRIBLE, POINTLESS EXISTENCE!!!!!
I'm forced to work under that slave driver, Izzy. With his constant threats of buying me hot chocolate and turning the heat up. I must work tirelessly on MHAA out of fear that he will some day make good on those threats.
He's constantly working on SAOA, lording it over me with his superiority. He even finished a preview clip that is available to the $25+ patrons.
He offers to help me when I find certain editing things difficult, but I dare not take him up on the offer; I can't let him get close and risk him cutting my throat with his freshly sharpened Kraft Dinner knife.
The nights are the longest, as I lay awake waiting for the death that never comes, dreaming of warmer places and setting my captors on fire.
Fire is warm, you see.
It's all I can do to send this warning to the outside world.
START SAVING FOR YOUR RETIREMENT NOW!!!! YOU THINK IT'LL NEVER COME, THEN BAM!!!!!
Love and using my handcuffs from the radiator for far more pleasant things,
Carrie
Comments
Something Witty Entertainment
YES. ~Mackenzie Murdock (Hayabusa449)
Travis Romberger
If it ever gets down to either you or the rats, it’s time to call Orkin.
Bryan Lee
Lol I know, I watched it. Just givin' Carrie some shit <3
Lennart (ambientCG)
I think you get it if you pledge more than $25 per month
Artur Artborg
These updates give me life
Sgt Potshot
Wait, is the knife made for Kraft Dinner, or made of It?
Bria
I fuckin love you Carrie
Bryan Lee
Carrie, you do what you gotta do. Your work is just as important as-- WAIT THERE'S A PREVIEW CLIP?! WHERE???
