SWE
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Update: September 10th, 2018.
🕑 Added 2018-09-11 03:38:10 +0000 UTC Evenin' skillets, which were forged in the home.Then used to lovingly make pancakes.
That's right, we're blacksmiths now.
That's why the episodes take so long.
We're forging iron.
LIKE MEN...AND ONE WOMAN...the woman is Izzy.
He's putting that pageant winning beauty to good use, editing Patreon exclusive Bloopies for SAOA Episode 13.
And IIIIIIIIIIIIIII'm helping!!!!!!! XDDDDDDD
That's why they're ridiculous and full of memes.
I'm also adding memery to MHAA Episode 1, which has like 99% of the audio layed out, so there's that.
Still got a crazy long way to go on the visuals, but we're starting to glimpse the finish line.
It mocks us from the horizon. Standing there, with all the hot girls who rejected me. Also water.
Fuck you finish line, you killed my family.
On the subject of dysfunctional famies, we're currently scripting SAOA 14!!!
We've even added more scripting days to try get it finished as quickly as possible so we can move on to MHAA 2!!!
It's an endless cycle.
It never ends.
Kill me.
No, like, really, it never ends. Cause of you generous bastards, we hit our 8K goal and now we have to start working on a new one-shot.
I know Cellphone Anime was thrown out there, but who knows, could be something else. Who's to say??
Go fuck yourselves!
Fuckin'...thanks!
Soundin' way more spiteful than I meant it too.
Have some hearts:
<3 <3 <3
There!!!
Oh, we also hit the 10K milestone.
What is wrong with you guys??
Holy shit!!!
STAHP!!!
We said we'd hire another editor, but we don't gots no mo shos!!!
We haven't even launched the second show!!!
We didn't think this would happen for like...years!!!
ACTUAL YEARS!!!
We do, however, have another idea to run by you. A proposal, if you will.
We believe the time has come to start looking into what it would take to create our own original content.
A Something Witty Original.
A SWO.
...
God! We're bad at acronyms!
Lookin' at you, KARF!!!
Nothing set in stone yet. We're hoping that something along the lines of a motion comic would be within our budget, but who knows, our newborn dreams have not yet been crushed by the cinder block of life. Watch out for the soft spot, life, that's where the child-like wonder and whimsy resides.
In all seriousness, we're unbelievably grateful for all the support you guys are constantly giving us. Only a couple of years ago, we never would have thought that making our own original series would have been possible.
The fact that's it's even a "maybe" is mind-blowing.
We have no idea what you see in us. We know how difficult we can be. We see all the younger, hotter YouTubers giving you the eye. We don't blame them, look at you. I've never SEEN a better ass!!! But you stick with us. Even when it takes us 6 months to get it up. You wait for us on that bed, spread eagled and ready for that hot comedy infection.
No, we didn't mean injection.
This is our way of letting you know you probably have gonorrhea.
Get yourself checked.
Love,
Something Witty
Comments
Isaac Fratti
Why not have two people editing SAO to get it done faster?
Austin Robinson
Kinda new here, what is KARF?
Something Witty Entertainment
Izzy is too much of a perfectionist. I'm pretty sure the inevitable "backseat editing" from him for the second editor would actually slow down the process! It is both a gift and a curse. ~Mackenzie Murdock (Hayabusa449)
Bryan Bigelow
You shut your mouth. KARF is an awesome acronym.
MysteryMii
A Something Witty Original? Can't be worse than 95% of the Netflix Originals these days.
Caleb Johnson
Why not just put 2 eddiors on saoa?
Jimmy Jones
To be honest, these updates alone are worth the $5/month. And I think what I love most about shows like SWOA and DBZA is that they "fix" a show that was already okay in it's own right, and just make it better. I almost prefer abridged series that tackle shows with broken plots like these and runtime padding episodes reduced to just laughable moments that contribute to the show as a whole instead. So what about tackling another show with broken plot lines that is semi-well known. A community poll would probably be the best bet on Patreon first, then take the top 5 submitted results and put those in an official twitter/youtube/twitch poll. I'm sure I'll get some hate for this, but maybe something like Darling in the Franxx, or Overlord are some options.
Travis
I have to take a cold shower after reading your updates.
You guys are assholes. I love you guys!
This is why I love something witty and a SWO would be fantastic
I honestly think besides looking at original content you should work toward having your own platform where YouTube can’t do unconsensual buttstuff to you and your content
Do you guys use Live2D? It feels like something that would go naturally with what you're doing.
