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Update: September 17th, 2018
🕑 Added 2018-09-18 03:43:42 +0000 UTC What it do, mah peeps. Y'all ready to date that up?I mean, I wouldn't.
Crab fisherman have delved deep into her nethers to find a rich vein... of crabs... they're miners now... miners of crabs... she has crabs.
And would ya look at that, ya just take one of those bad boys, crack the shell open and whatdaya got? The weekly update.
We did it, we brought it around, enjoy our crab meat.
Mind the hairs.
So anyway, in SAOA 13 news, the deadline for our counterclaim should be coming up late next week, meaning we should have the episode back on YouTube SUPER soon!!! HOORAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!
In the meantime, you can always watch it on our Patreon or Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/304318218
On the MHAA front, Carrie is working on some of the more complex visual things with Izzy guiding her. It's a shitshow, man. Just a fuckin car wreck. And not even a minor one. Like a 12 car pile up on the freeway that no one saw coming. I'm talkin' like a tanker truck ramped off the guard rail and 360 no-scoped a family van. They were just on their way to Billy's soccor game. They were playing in the finals. They thought their biggest problem was gonna be the Uptown Wildcats' killer defence, not 15 tons of hulking metal tragedy tearing his parents and dog named Jim (who names a dog "Jim") asunder before his very eyes. Eyes which once held the spark of childlike wonder and innocence. But not so much anymore. Not when you're wearing your dad's pancreas like a goddamn lobster bib.
Kinda going off on a thing here. Long story short, he scored the winning goal and won the big game for the Downtown Nazis. That's right, you were rootin' for a nazi the entire time! You're on the wrong of history, fam! Uptown needed to win that big game to buy fuckin cancer medicine for Billy's dad. Their team also had a Billy. Turns out it's a very common name in a very uncreative town. Blah blah blah, turns out the real cancer medicine was the friends they made along the way. Billy's dad still died, though.
Along with helping Carrie, Izzy has been working on the SAOA 13 Bloopies, which are coming along hilariously. Hahahaha! Nah, don't put that in; that's douchey.
He's also working on a bunch of shiz for Soupcan, which, if everything goes according to plan, should be back next Friday, ya'll!!!!!!
WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Speaking of Friday Streams, they're our chance to hang out and connect with you guys. To that end, are there any games you guys would like to see us play this Friday?
Be sure to jump into our Discord after the Friday Stream as well, cuz we'll be attempting to start the beloved quadrilogy that is TWILIGHT!
And yes, we do feel gross just typing that. Thank you for asking.
Dat's all for dis week. We're gonna go script some more SAOA 14 now.
As always, suck mah dick.
Love,
Something Witty
Comments
Justin Hope-Wyllie
I'm weezing at that car accident thing
scyrus a pyro
I would personally like to see you guys play Warframe, it’s free and you play as a magical space ninja (also there is a huge content update coming)
