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Update: October 22nd, 2018
🕑 Added 2018-10-22 21:25:11 +0000 UTC Why?!!Why did they leave us?!!
Why does everything we love leave?
Did we do something wrong, or is it simply an inevitability?
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The bois are no longer back in town and we are the sad.
Now we're gonna fill the void left by our loved ones with work.
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Wait, no. Not work.
DRUGS.
We're gonna fill the void with drugs.
Like true artists.
While we wait for our UberDrugs guy (His name is Micheal, he's a good boi. He brings us dat dank cush... is "cush" with a "K" or a "C"?), I suppose we could finish off that last scene of the SAOA 14 script. That way, we'll have the first draft done, hate it, throw the entire thing out, rewrite it from scratch, hate that version WAAAAAY more, then try to recreate the first one, which we will retroactively decide was perfect in the first place.
Do not judge our process. Jimothy never said a goddamn thing when we sacrificed his heart to Quadrigore. Course that might have been more the chloroform than politness.
MHAA editing continues, with decidedly fewer human sacrifices. Don't get us wrong though. We said "fewer", not "none". Carrie and Izzy have a "To Do" list that they're chipping away at, slowly but surely. Carrie is learning a lot and we're very proud of her and making her write this which is making her cry like a BITCH!
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It's true.
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We have lots of tears planned for Friday as well, when we play spoopy games. Suggest unto us games that will make us curse your name forever more. Make them SO spoopy and SO unpleasant that the scent of fear-urine (we call it furine) will linger in this house for a thousand generations!
Then, soon after, the true horrors will begin...
Join us on the Discord hang while we watch..
I don't wanna type it, Izzy.
TYPE IT!!!!
Jem...
LOUDER!
JEM!!! GODDAMN JEM!!!!
THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!!!! TRULY, TRULY, TRULY, OUTRAGEOUS!!!!
ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?!!!!!
I've never been happy.
We know you guys are jonesing for some Der&Der since we left you wanting last week. Never fear!!! We have Strahd on Thursday and Fate on Saturday!
In other random streams, also hopefully, maybe, perhaps expect a Humble Stream on Thursday.
I know. Exciting stuff.
On that humble note, get our dicks outta your mouths and clean yourselves up.
How'd ya even fit em all in there, anyway?
You're like that Guinness World Records guy who had like 100 cigarettes in his mouth at once.
There's no award for this.
You slut.
MWAH!
Something Witty
Comments
Libri Lector
I started playing SOMA on Steam last year. I never finished because... REASONS. I think I saw it going for free on Twitch Prime. I don't play horror games at all so I can't say if it is better than others. It just has a setting that I thought was really cool. Reminded me of a book I read. And a Movie. All 3 were totally unrelated.
Ben Verschell
Three more suggestions: Darkwood is a nice horror survival game. You play from a bird's eye view, but you can actually only see details and creatures in your character's cone of vision. The Final Station is also pretty good. The setting and worldbuilding is really cool. Finally, Verde Station is a short but really scary and unnerving game.
The7thDraconian
The Witch's House. It's a cool and scary little indie game that is going to be available on steam in a bit, but it's also offered for free when you look up the website for it.
Fred
Its Kush
Ben Verschell
If you haven't played it before, Layers of Fear is quite good. There is also White Day: A Labyrinth Named School.
Blackfyre269
Might I say, Thy posts are like music to my ears, and apparently dicks to my slutty mouth. I appreciate the imagery. Keep up the semi-hard work and the incessant weeping, and bring us the joy we deserve. Ya procrastinating mooks.
Super seducer was a very scary game
