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Update: October 29th, 2018
🕑 Added 2018-10-30 02:02:47 +0000 UTC The night of whor-rors is almost upon us!!!Hide your firstborns and your candy, Walpurgisnacht is at hand!!!
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What do you mean it's in April?
HOW IS THE NIGHT OF WITCHES NOT HALLOWEEN?!!
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Drunk-ass witches, forgettin' when October is.
Fuck em', we'll have our own Walpurgisnacht!!!
With candy!
And October!
Ya know what? Forget October!
We're just gonna eat candy.
Come watch us eat candy on Unlocked tonight at 7pm: https://unlock.app.link/SomethingWitty
We'll also try to squeeze in recordings for SAOA 14 amongst all the candy ravaging!
If you can't make it tonight, fuck you! Ya think you're too good to watch me eat candy?!
Well, I guess it'll be available on our Patreon in 2 days time. At our $25 tier.
If you have 15 fewer dollars and whole bunch of time, it'll be available at the $10 tier after the episode comes out.
Also, the script for Sword Art Online Episode 14 is done!
*Airhorn*
Also also, recording has already begun!!!
*Airhorn intensifies*
WOOOOOOOO!!!!! Gettin' dem noise violations!!!!!!
In super cool shit that we total don't deserve news: Our plan to have our fans harrass Bryce Papenbrook for 5 years has come to fruit.
This Friday, after our stream, we'll be joined by Bryce on Unlocked, where he's gonna watch the first episode of SAOA for some reason.
Oh god.
He's gonna know, you guys.
He's gonna know what we did.
All those things we said about his mother (it was coded, but it was there).
How deep does the hole go?
You'll find out on Friday.
https://unlock.app.link/SomethingWitty
To all our Discord peeps, we're so sorry about Friday. We had no idea Jem would be what it was.
We thought it would be bad... but we had no idea.
Izzy's still having the nightmares.
We promise to make it up to you this week, with a movie version of an 80's cartoon about a girl band: Josie and The Pussycats. I'm sure it'll work out this time.
For you #Nat19 peeps, we gots a brand new campaign starting Thursday at 6pm PST.
Join Izzy, Chase, Logan, Aaron and their awful DM BuddyVA.
You may be asking what happened to Buddy's last campaign. Shut up! That's what happened.
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Fate game on Saturday.
Lastly, the greatest thinghas been bestowed upon us, as if by some magical wish granting genie, (but even better cause it wasn't some monkey's paw bullshit. It's just a puppy) Takahata101 has asked us to puppysit his puppy, whom requires sitting.
You can bet your ass there's gonna be a crap ton of pictures and videos on the Something Witty Instagram.
Get on it: something_witty_entertainment
Unless you're a puppy hater, in which case I'll have nothing to do with you!
Be gone!!!
I BANISH THEE!!!!
Mwah!
Something Witty
Comments
Mark O'Leary
So is it like just the one episode or a "wait to you see how I feel before watching the rest" kind of deal...?
Dragunov404
Will the stuff involving Bryce be available for the Patrons in the 25 dollar club? I know the rest will be, but I just want to know whether I need to track an iphone user down or not.
Blackfyre269
Hey! My birthday is in April, so the witches must have done SOMETHING right if they thought April was a fun month to have a Walpurful party
