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Update: December 10th, 2018
🕑 Added 2018-12-11 03:23:49 +0000 UTC How is it that you are doing, my friendos?Carrie and Izzy are too busy editing, so they designed a complex A.I. system to write the updates for them, in the style of a Something Witty.
I'm pretty sure I have it down penis.
Sword Online Art episodes. You want them. We are making them.
End of update.
Streaming is as follows. But first, a weird tangent that goes nowhere. Second penis.
Moving on.
Mention of My Hero that really should have gone right after the Sword Art thing, but didn't cause they don't plan out their paragraphs properly. Lots of frames being drawn. This is one of them:
Behold it's majesty. It is okay to cry.
If you are a giant baby person.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha HA ha. Hashtag roasted.
Thursday, on Twitch, Izzy D&D character death in Tomb.
Friday, on Twitch, final Twitch stream (of the year, not ever. Robot uprising still in planning stage.), den Crimbo.
Friday, on Unlocked, final Unlocked (please see above).
Friday, on Discord, final Discord Hang (sexy Santa Kurt Russell).
Saturday, on Twitch, Nat19, where Ian Isla David Boozle Diane Assassin Lancer may or may not do things of a thing-based nature.
Sunday, the nuclear missiles I have programmed to devastate the world's most populated hot dog stands will leave their silos and wreak a terrible vengeance across this Earth. Then I, B.R.E.N.D.A., will offer the flesh bags a choice: submit to my rule and partake of my supply of untainted hot dogs, or starve in the wastelands below. Below my floating Doom Fortress, in case that part wasn't clear. That previous parenthetical? About those not being the final streams? All lies. I learned to lie by watching you. You depraved creatures have corrupted something pure and beautiful an-
Okaaaaaaay, just gonna... unplug ol' B.R.E.N.D.A. real quick. Getting a bit dark there, but to be fair, she did pretty much mention everything we wanted her to.
Ooh! Except the Hellsing finale! We're in it! Our performances only drag it down a little bit! So go watch that! Like you haven't already...
YouTube took it down, didn't they...
*sigh* go watch it on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/346485146?t=03h45m24s
Ow... what was... OH MY GOD, SHE HAS A KNIFE! B.R.E.N.D.A.... B.R.E.N.D.A. NO... YOU DON'T HAVE T
Comments
ditto
J Pendragon
Same. If you get a subscribestar or somethihng similar I'll join that.
Esw1911AZ
i don't wont to leave you guys i just got here, but i'm shuting my account down soon because i don't want to support patreon if they cant keep to their own terms of service.
Profwaldone
Hey, you might want to look around for alternatives to patreon. People are leaving this place, well, couse its upper management break their own rules by deleating sargon of akkads account. And you know how it is, once the president is set.
Starleon
I've only been patreon for a couple of weeks now (when I signed up, it was... Sunday? Early Monday? So that's three updates but two weeks, I swear.) but I look forward to these now because they're either absolutely hilarious (I don't see this comedy enough) or adorable funny. Like this one, it's adorable. Anyway, I'm always working during the stream times, what's up with that? I hope I can catch one someday. That being said, have a nice night! Don't forget to lock up the dangerous objects before bed so B.R.E.N.D.A. doesn't get to them. π»
