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Update: March 2020
🕑 Added 2020-03-03 02:32:25 +0000 UTCTL;DR
-SAOA 15 Recording: Complete!
-SAOA 15 Editing: 20%
-SAOA 15 Preview: 60%
-MHAA 2 Recording: 50%
-MHAA 2 Editing: 20%
-MHAA 2 Preview: 60%
-Get yo' tickets to Sakura-Con!
-Gonna start posting some "In the Booth" videos
-More SWE&D this Friday
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Buongiorno, pasta sluts!
Hope you're having a saucy, overly-garlicky day. We know we are... wink wonk.
I'm not really sure what theme we're going for here. Italy? Olive Garden? Who's to say. Certainly not Olive Garden if they know what good for them.
They know what they did.
TEN PLATES IS NOT "UNLIMITED", RANDY! I'MMA GO PURGE IN YOUR DISHWASHER AND TAKE MY BUSINESS ELSEWHERE! HAVE FUN WITH THAT, DICKWEED! I ATE A LOT OF CLAMS! YEAH, I MAY HAVE ANTICIPATED THIS AND PRE-GAMED AT THE RED LOBSTER NEXT DOOR! WHAT OF IT?! FUCK YOU, RANDY! YOU HAVE NO ONE TO BLAME BUT YOURSELF! RAAAAAANDY!!!
So anyway, that's why I'm banned from Cheesecake Factory.
Speaking of which, did y'all know there's a Cheesecake Factory across the street from the Washington State Convention Center? Cuz we do! We are... painfully aware. So close... but forever out of reach. Fuck you, Randy.
It's also where Sakura-Con is being held, so you best be getting your tickets now! We haven't been confirmed for our panel yet, but we should hopefully find out soon. If all goes well, we should have some preview clips for SAOA 15 and MHAA 2 ready to show you lovely peeps! So do it! Get your tickets to Sakura-Con! Do it now!
We're also preparing to post some new "In the Booth" stuff pretty soon, including Kirito, Recon, Deku, and All Might! We'll be dropping one of those a week for our $25+ Patrons, so look forward to that!
Finally, any of you guys wanna go to Hell? Cuz we know a couple of patooties who are down there waiting for ya. Plus one asshole shield, but he's like a secret patoot, even if he is a Pit Fiend. Also, in case it's not clear, these aren't more crazy ramblings. Those were earlier. This is about D&D. SWE&D that is wink wonk. We're playing the recent Baldur's Gate: Decent into Avernus module, venturing into the first layer of Hell to save a missing town. We've got another game set for this Friday during our usual stream at 2 PM PST on Twitch (https://www.twitch.tv/somethingwittygaming), and if this is all new information for you, now's a great time to jump into our shenanigans. You can check out all the back episodes over on our gaming YouTube channel (https://bit.ly/2x4U8Ql). We've been having a ton of fun with it, and we hope you enjoy it too!
With that, we must take our leave of you fine SWEeties, for it is late and we hunger. Not a lot of places we can go though. Kinda burned a lot of bridges in this town. Oh, what about Olive Garden?! I hear they got unlimited soup, salad, and breadsticks! Unlike that goddamn Cheesecake Factory.
Suck my dick, Randy.
SWE
Comments
Yang Xiao Dork
So I just looked at this... As someone being named Randy... I feel called out...
Sgt Potshot
The worst "Italian" restaurant I've ever heard of was the Pastamania restaurant in the Mall of America. It was owned by Hulk Hogan.
Ben Johnston
Man... Gotta remember to never ruin a meal for the SWE crew. They will destroy you, and your place of business. XD
Blackfyre269
I mean, I know Carrie consumes the souls of the damned (mostly the hot ones), and Izzy survives on the scraps you toss to him in the basement. But what does Mack eat?
