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Update: January 2021
🕑 Added 2021-01-05 00:19:58 +0000 UTCTL;DR
-MHAA 2 Visual Edits: 100%
-MHAA 2 SFX/Music: 27%
-SAOA 16 Scripting: 100% (First draft is done!)
-Streams are back this Friday with SWE&D!
L;R
Like the mighty ox for which this year is named, we shall plough your virgin soil until it is moist and fertile something something sexy something something... crops?
Is that too graphic? Also, hi. Happy New Year.
We did it. We survived. Proud of you. Proud of us. As a collective. As a hivemind. You have been assimilated. We are the Borg. We doin' it, y'all.
So anywho! We got some good news to start off the new year. We finished the first draft of the script for SAOA 16! We worked through Christmas Eve and New Year's Eve to do it, but we got it done right under the wire! It is... 36 pages... Oh god, why?! Gonna maybe see if we can trim that a bit. Maybe get it down to a lean 35? Yeah, that seems reasonable.
We're honestly really excited to work on this one. It's got some STUFF. Let's just say there are some characters/character moments we're quite proud of that we REALLY shouldn't be proud of. XD
On the MHAA front, we finally got the last of the art assets that we needed to complete the visuals! Now Carrie just needs to finish the very simple task of adding music and sound effects and levelling the volume of hundreds of audio clips and making sure the timing isn't ruined by doing any of those things. Shouldn't take more than an afternoon really. Oh, what's that? Oh, she's stabbing me now. Because of all the things I just said. Well, I will not apologize for speaking my truth, Carrie. The people must know of your laziness. What's that? A second knife? Well, that changes things now doesn't it, you hardworking hero. You POWERHOUSE of industry. May I now remove these knives from my kidneys? No? That's fair.
Finally, we're very pleased to announce that SWE&D is coming back this Friday! Y'all ready for more boat shenanigans?! Well too bad! You're gettin' 'em anyway! Will Val and Drake ever smooch? Will Oromak smooch the captain? Will the captain smooch Oromak? Will everybody smooch everybody else in just a big ol' boat orgy? I, Kasim, say yes. Definitely. The spirits have seen it. In the stars. Guaranteed. The filth these spirits have seen is... unimaginable...
So tune in on Friday, and every other Friday, at https://www.twitch.tv/somethingwittygaming, to see these wannabe pirate adventures slowly devolve into the plot of a low-grade porno. I wouldn't mind them shivering MY timbers, if ya know what I mean~ Hwahwahwahwahwa *jowelly old man laugher*.
See you on the high seas, me hearties! And me kidneys. I could use a few new ones. What with the stabbings.
A salty surprise,
Something Witty
Comments
Daryl Sawyer
Now try reading it in Sir Jack Dapper's voice.
Kris R
So here I am, brand new to this Patreon, and reading this in Kirito's voice in my head. Yeah... to quote Annie... "I think I'm gonna like it here...."
Something Witty Entertainment
Listen here, you little shit... XD
Michael Cheng
Technically, it is not the year of the Ox until the Chinese New Year, which is Feb 12 this year
