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Update: January/February 2025

🕑 Added 2025-01-30 04:41:45 +0000 UTC

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Ruby Muller

For context I’m blind so I have voice over on my phone for reading. I was not ready to hear Siri say I’m gonna kill Jim.

Artur Artborg

These updates give me life!

ImperatorTempus

Ah another wild story. A new project sounds neat, hopefully Macross.

Douglas

When Jim met Janice: A Love Story Jim was from "that side of town." You know the place, where "the wrong side of the tracks" meets "gerrymandering" meets "publicly funded, incomplete, urbanization efforts" meets... It was a bad place, alright. Janice was from the side of town that ignored Jim's side of town. You get the jist... You think Billy Joel's "Uptown Girl" was about Christie Brinkley? Think again, it was Janice! Only Janice's parents knew better than to get her involved with some sing-songy upstart like Billy, who has to pick Christie instead! Billy and Jim used to be childhood friends, you know... Anyway, with Janice's family pushing Billy aside, Jim finally took his shot, bagging a 14-pt buck right on Janice's Dad's back 40 acres. Eustace was all sorts of pissed and impressed, lemme tell ya. Oh, Eustace? That's Janice's Great Uncle who raised her like his own, the aforementioned "father." Tragic story, really... Janice will never look at gumball machines the same way again.... So Jim had started a promising career in manufacturing and showed an aptitude for innovation Eustace blessed his request for Janice's hand, assuming that his innovation also meant a college degree, which was absolutely wrong Janice was in love with Brenda, the town baker's daughter, but that love was unrequited... Brenda was too busy hooking up with Eddie... Janice learned to bake pastries as a quiet homage to her lost love... All of that to say, Jim loves Janice. He provides her with the best life he can, but he knows she doesn't love him the way he loves her. She wouldn't know how to run a bakery as a business if she opened one herself so she's afraid to leave Jim and tries to be a dutiful wife It's not a perfect life, but it's theirs. They're both trying, and they rarely fight. Just isn't what they wanted in life...

Iano_DM

Now I heard Jim goes to this place called "day care" to pick up his "kids", pretty sketch but he his alone when doing that so that's the best time to strike because he seems so happy about something like meeting family (probably hookers), that he is oblivious to all surroundings

Iano_DM

Yet we know in our heart of hearts we want it so badly like Janice and her sweet cupcakes

Nalk

I am not sure which one of you needs to hear this, but Janice isn't worth it. Just fuck Katie in sales like everyone else. If you are lonely maybe consider dating Angela from Starbucks, swing shift not morning shift, you know the one that paints her nails on each hand a different color and the ring finger the same as the other hand and dyes her hair a different color every month. She is good people, with a promising tiktok career developing. Edit: I just saw what Jim posted on twitter. Go ahead fascists don't deserve peanut brittles.

ShadOtrett

God I fuckin love crackin open a SWE update post. It's like goin on a new roller coaster, but with more screamin and likely more murder

david samuels

Wait... don't kill Jim. He is the only thing holding the eldritch being that is Janice in check. You have been affected by her glamour, for she knows if Jim dies she will be free to unleash her sugary horror on the world. RESIST THE GLAMOUR!