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Update: May 2023
🕑 Added 2023-05-02 01:14:53 +0000 UTCTL;DR
-MHAA 4 Recording: 50%
-MHAA 3 Bloopies: 50%
-SAOA 18 Scripting: 25%
-SAOA 17 Bloopies: 20%
-SAOA 17 (maybe) getting outta copyright jail this week!
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What it do, madres?
That's right. You're our mother now. All of you. Collectively. And your day is soon arriving. Don't worry. We've already booked brunch for next Sunday at that nice restaurant that had the good eggs benny and that salmon that you liked. Oh, how you loved that salmon. Said it reminded you of your father. Cuz he was a fisherman, of course. Lot of long, lonely nights you spent wondering if he'd make it home. Vicious things, those salmon. Strip a man to the bone if you ain't careful. But every night he persevered and came strolling in with a sack full of spoils. Salmon spoils. You and your siblings feasted on those spoils by the light of your single oil lamp. Salmon oil, of course. Whole town ran on salmon oil in those days. There was a stench about it, but you got used to it. Seeped into your bones. "You finally got your Salmon Bones" they'd say. That's when you'd know the town had finally excepted ya. But it was a bittersweet thing, cuz you'd have to grapple with the knowledge that you could never again live in the world of men. You were a salmon man, now. A Sal-Man, if you will. They also got some bomb-ass mimosas.
But, of course, you already know all that. You're here because you want to hear about our work. We know how proud you are of us and how you love when we keep you updated. Well, you'll be happy to hear that SAOA 17 should be getting out of copyright jail soon! If all goes well (fingers crossed), we might even be able to throw him a release premiere on YouTube this Friday! We'll text you if/when something goes wrong. Are you good to pick him up from the prison like last time, or do you need us to do it?
We've also been working on some other things. The bloopies for SAOA and MHAA are going quite well, and we're moving at a pretty good pace with the recordings and the scriptings. We're a little bit nervous about scripting the finale, but you've always been there to ease our worries. We love you for that, mother. That's why we slipped some extra dick jokes into the bloopies, just for you. We know how you love your bawdy humour.
Oh, we also picked you some nice wildflowers from that field you thought was so pretty. You know, the one we stopped at after you hit that hitchhiker with your car? We made a pact that night, never to breathe a word of it to anyone. Do you remember? I do. Some nights I can still hear the screams. Sure, I guess we couldn't taken him to a hospital instead of just immediately burying him alive, but you were adamant. You said "This is how a Sal-Man do, son. You wanna be a Sal-Man, don'tcha?" And I wanted that more than anything. So I piled on that dirt until the job was done, and you looked me in the eye and said "Ya finally got your Salmon Bones, son". And we wept.
Anyway, I think they're like daisies or something. Happy Mother's Day!
Love,
Something Witty
Comments
daniel mariano
I'm guessing it will be, considering how much they've speedrun that arc. SAO proper had 3 episodes after this point. What I'm curious about is how on Earth they're gonna fix that god-awful third act, since they don't have much to work with.
Kartik Saraf
Sorry I should have specified. I meant if SAOA 18 was the finale of fairy dance
Jamey S
You forgot to mention that you're continuing smartphone!
Jamey S
Nothing here says 18 will be the series finale. In their 10th anniversary stream they said they have every intention on continuing SAOA
Arador Myth
LOVE YOU ALLLL!!!!!
Arador Myth
Fantastic episode, just subscribed on here (sorry it took so long) and I do truly wish I could help more. Just know that you guys are amazing and can't wait to see what's next.
Leroy2012
Awesome episode! Thanks a lot :D
Arukino
The cliffhanger in SAOA 17 is cruel!!! Masterclass what you made there but dangit!!!! Now we have to sit still after such a brutal hit right in the feelings?!
Stormedcrown
It's out! And it convinced me to join the patreon. Absolutely phenomenal work by the whole team.
Matt.V
I wouldn't be surprised if they did end the series with SAOA 18. It took them this long to get here, it'll take another long time for everything else.
Douglas
Probably just for the Fairy Dance Arc, which I'm glad about, I can't wait to see how they handle Phantom Bullet!
Kartik Saraf
So SAOA 18 is the finale? I’m confused. Don’t you have more after this?
evilcoffeemug
Oh honey we're always proud of you. Also no we couldn't just take him to the hospital, I/we raised you better than to even bring up the possibility of such a notion. The burial of a live man is how we Sal-man keep the salmon from growing legs. Do you want land murder salmon, cause that's how you get murder salmon. Love you let me know if u need help with the copyright sacrifices!❤️👨🍳🔪🧑🦯
Addison Gilbert
You guys are awesome, thanks for always putting a smile on my face. Can’t wait for the dick jokes in the bloopies!
Artur Artborg
These updates give me life!!!
Embeth Arreyn
Me, a mom irl: I AM so proud of you and I DO love when you keep us updated, how did you know!! 😆 Happy Mother's Day to you, too, you moms of this beautiful abridged series, you. Episode 17 was excellent, you're doing great, your father and I are so proud! Who's your father in this metaphor, you say? I didn't have an answer for you before, so I don't have one for you now, Timmy! JUST STOP ASKING! If your father wanted you to know who he was, he would've come back from the milk store! But I just know he's proud of you, too.
Atlas
Listen here sonny boy, I (as part of the collective hivemind that is your mother) just want you to know that I's appreciate all the writing, acting, burying, editing and legal finangling you do.
