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Update: February 2024
🕑 Added 2024-02-06 01:01:16 +0000 UTCTL;DR
-MHAA 4 Editing: 25%
-MHAA 5 Scripting: Starting
-SAOA 18+19+20 Recording: Basically everyone except Kirito
-Check out the SWE&D podcast! Now on everything!
-Carrie's finished studying! Praise her!
-Carrie's in a NINTENDO game! Praise her!
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Beware, sinners!
The capitalism-ordained day of commercialized romance shall soon be upon us! Hope you've all mailed your lists of kinks to Cupid, and don't forget to leave a nice tray of condoms and lube out for him by the fireplace. Because thrust us, he KNOWS that you've been naughty this year, and you want to make sure he plants a "gift" in your "stocking"~
Personally, the only thing on our list is to be absolutely raw-dogged by Lucifer. Have y'all seen Hazbin Hotel yet? It's fucking incredible! Just like we imagine Lucifer's glistening angelic peen to be. Aaaah, take us, Lucy, you short king!
Speaking of short kings! Izzy's making excellent progress on SAOA! We've got so much to get through line-wise, but we've been able to record with almost all of our actors already! The only hold-up is the aforementioned short king Izzy, as we're just waiting on a piece of audio equipment to come in so that our main boi Kirito can sound as good as possible. Take us to the 69th circle of Fucktown, Daddy!
Sorry. We were thinking about Lucifer again. GOD, we do NOT want him to show us mercy!! We want to be in his fuckin' house, bitch! We need him BIBLICALLY!!!
Sorry... sorry again. That was so unprofessional. We really need to learn to control ourselves.
BUT LIKE SIR PENTIOUS THO?! LOOK AT HIM! HE'S SO IN LOVE WITH [REDACTED]! THEY'RE SO CUTE TOGETHER! AAAARRGGH!!!
Ahem... so, like, but... MHAA. Locally renowned tall queen Carrie has finished up her studying for Canadian citizenship. She's not allowed to talk about it, but she took the test and... things are looking good. Take that however you will. Like how we want Lucifer to take us up to his mountain chalet for a romantic candlelight dinner. After which he'll rail the absolute FUCK out of our eager asshole. Our collective team asshole. Our SWasshole, if you will.
Point being, MHAA is back on the docket.
Speaking of Carrie's eager asshole, she's in a Nintendo game that just came out! Hooray! We're all super proud of her! So much so that we've been playing it on our Friday streams. In between SWE&D sessions, of course. It's been really fun so far, so if you too want Carrie to be your aunt-mom, pick up a copy of Another Code: Recollection today! Just like how Lucifer should pick us up and-
SORRY! Sorry sorry sorry. We'll try to stay on track.
So, like... our SWE&D podcast is now available! Like... EVERYWHERE! It's crazy! We'd really love it if you'd check it out and give us a review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify or what have you. We're trying something new, and we really hope it goes well. Spencer's working so hard to edit them and make them sound all nice, and we've been having so much fun so far! Here's a link! https://sweandd.podbean.com/
There! Did it! We stayed on track! Like a train... like how we want Lucifer to run a train on us... all night long...
Listen. It's not our fault.
Lucifer just makes our SWasshole so moist and we needed you all to know. And picture it. You can't stop picturing it now, can you? Our sopping... CAVERNOUS SWasshole? Yeah, that burned in there. Good luck kissing your wife now. Happy Valentine's Day, bitch~
Bye!
Something Witty
Comments
daniel mariano
PRAISE CARRIE! And Izzy, for having to sit through what we all know he's having to sit through. And praise the other guy too.
Electro_Static
The writing on these updated reminds me of the funnier articles on Cracked.com during the peak of it’s popularity. Increasingly unhinged
Embeth Arreyn
These monthly updates on SW's continuous descent into madness are true highlights of my life.
electrosymphonic
Get that swebussy, lucy
Just a Jinx
SAOA is like fine wine. The longer it takes, the better it gets. Goes to show the care and time that goes into it
Aiden Breen
Fucking “SWasshole🤣🤣
