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Update: March 2024
🕑 Added 2024-03-05 02:40:34 +0000 UTCTL;DR
-MHAA 4 Editing: 35%
-MHAA 5 Scripting: Starting
-SAOA 18+19+20 Recording: Kirito 35% recorded
-SAOA 18 Editing: 5%
-We got a shiny new store!
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Happy British Mother's Month from Big Daddy SWE!
You gotta be super grateful to your British mom this month. After all, she worked hard disgorging all those eggs from her brood sac. That's why British Mother's Day and Easter are in the same month. To commemorate the day that Jesus woke up from his whole "being dead" thing to discover a clutch of painted chocolate eggs. At which point he fertilized them with his immaculate seed. And wouldn't you know it? When those eggs hatched, one of them grew up to be the Easter Bunny! But what happened to the other hatchlings, you ask? Well, sad to say, nature is a cruel mistress, and Jesus, gripped by an overpowering chocolate lust, devoured most of his newborn bunny children. Thankfully, a stork happened by and spirited away the last remaining bunny, delivered it to a human family, who named him Stuart Little. And that, kids, is how babies are born!
It's actually very similar to how episodes of SAOA come to be! We're still waiting for the J-Man to swing by and make his contribution, but so far, that bitch has been leaving us on read. Come on, Jesus! Come on my computer! Glaze this editing bay with glorious, sticky, vaguely salty divinity!
In the meantime, we've mostly been doing a LOT of recording, working with a sound engineer to make sure it sounds all sexy. We've got three episodes to get through, so it's taking some time, but we've got enough Kirito to begin laying out the first few scenes for episode 18.
The first scene of MHAA 4 is complete, and Carrie's speeding along to the next, with some help from Izzy on some very ridiculous visual effects. This one's gonna be silly, y'all. You seen Donny Darko? We feel like you should maybe give that a watch for no particular reason. Man, Frank was so creepy in that movie. See, that's what happens to Easter Bunnies (yes, there is more than one now. Stuart Little fucks.) when they don't Easter regularly. They get all fucked up looking and start foretelling a coming apocalypse. It's a bad time. So eat your Peeps, kids, and let that jet engine crush you.
Speaking of crushing it, we have a shiny new store! A lot of our designs couldn't stay up on Sharkrobot forever, so we've started moving them over to Spring! You may have noticed the new "Store" tab on the YouTube channel, but if you haven't, check it out! We've got a bunch of old favourites, like "KARF" and "Fresh Out of Mercy", as well as new stuff, like "Hardlight Construct" from the new SWE&D campaign, The Crypt Star Saga! Check out the full store here! https://something-witty-entertainment.creator-spring.com/
Anyway, that's all for now. Be sure to get your Cadbury Eggs creamed, and don't fill up on... Shamrock Shakes? Oh right! Saint Patrick's Day is this month too!
Well... get drunk! That's an order from your British Easter Saint rat mom! We're gonna go fuck a Cadbury Cream Egg!
Love,
Something Witty
Comments
daniel mariano
Not every day somebody throws a blatant contextless Donnie Darko reference so casually. Kayaba would be proud.
WishMakers
This might be the most sacrilegious thing I've ever read. Thanks SWE!!! Looking forward to when you are blessed with that sweet, sweet immaculate batter.
Embeth Arreyn
"Fertilized them with his immaculate seed" is now part of my daily lexicon.
Graysiv
WHERE'S THE REST OF THE SWE&D MERCH?! I NEED MORE LARAMIE TO FILL THE VOID OF LARAMIE!
Sgt Potshot
"Honey, wake up! New, disturbing Easter lore just dropped!"
Atlas
We await the next episode just as how you wait for the j-man's glazing.
