Justin Rubin
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"First Contact: They do NOT Come in Peace"
🕑 Added 2021-07-05 22:09:10 +0000 UTCBREAKING NEWS: "First Contact: They do NOT Come in Peace"
This is Hdsfouasjhd, reporting for Qrrbrbirlbel News. We've managed to recover after the events of the feast from the two Stellar Dragons, but we'll bring you to our branch office over in Adsgueneuwopil. We have Aenytebwpqnmwo on the scene, live in the ongoing invasion from these aliens. How's it going out there?
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Well, Hdsfouasjhd. this is serious business. This lavender alien came unexpectedly during the day, with his big ship. It landed right in the middle of the city, and then those other ships came into view, and then when that big alien's foot came crashing down on the ground, all hell broke loose. Apparently, some sources identified it as the Tharx: large bird-like aliens that are quite playful in nature. They're way larger than most other planets' inhabitants, cosmos-like hair and a long chameleon-like tongue. It's even reported that their sweat alone makes other beings shrink when they come into contact either by the alien sweat's natural activation or when consumed. Their eyes could spot even the tiniest of micros...
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Well, Hdsfouasjhd. this is serious business. This lavender alien came unexpectedly during the day, with his big ship. It landed right in the middle of the city, and then those other ships came into view, and then when that big alien's foot came crashing down on the ground, all hell broke loose. Apparently, some sources identified it as the Tharx: large bird-like aliens that are quite playful in nature. They're way larger than most other planets' inhabitants, cosmos-like hair and a long chameleon-like tongue. It's even reported that their sweat alone makes other beings shrink when they come into contact either by the alien sweat's natural activation or when consumed. Their eyes could spot even the tiniest of micros...
We're still not sure how the aliens managed to dismantle the military, but one we know for sure: millions of lives are gonna be lost and just game for these aliens. This is Aenytebwpqnmwo, back to-
...wait, that lavender one. It's found us! His tri-colour eyes spotted our hiding place, and it's coming for us! HIS MOUTH IS OPENING! THE TONGUE GOT US AND HE'S PULLING US IN! AH FU-
CRUNCH.
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Great, we just lost Aenytebwpqnmwo and the outdoor crew. AGAIN! Well, the city's fucked...
Anyway, this is Hdsfouasjhd, reporting for Qrrbrbirlbel News, and god help us all...
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Meanwhile, outside, Justin is enjoying leading the alien invasion, now that nobody could stop him. Looking at another human in his sight (in this case, the viewer), the purple sticky tongue that snatched up some shrunken micros comes out, with his hand reaching out to the human.
"Look out, bugs! You're all in my way! And so the Tharx has come to play!"
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Great, we just lost Aenytebwpqnmwo and the outdoor crew. AGAIN! Well, the city's fucked...
Anyway, this is Hdsfouasjhd, reporting for Qrrbrbirlbel News, and god help us all...
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Meanwhile, outside, Justin is enjoying leading the alien invasion, now that nobody could stop him. Looking at another human in his sight (in this case, the viewer), the purple sticky tongue that snatched up some shrunken micros comes out, with his hand reaching out to the human.
"Look out, bugs! You're all in my way! And so the Tharx has come to play!"
Damn, nobody got the Qrrbrbirlbel reference from last time? Oh well. Anyway, I got something that will most likely have a coloured version, but this time, will most likely go onto my Patreon a week early once it's done. So, keep an eye out for that and pledge to my Patreon for early access on the coloured pic!
Art by jerberjer
The Tharx is mine~
The Tharx is mine~
