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Elephant Town Chapter 8 (pages 1-4)

🕑 Added 2021-06-14 05:38:26 +0000 UTC

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Danielle Corsetto

She's living MY best life, that's for sure. :)

Theadora

:-D

Why is Miranda's world always so soothing, even when it's full of loud drunk ladies??

Danielle Corsetto

Lolll those wily Presbys

Danielle Corsetto

Those bottles were STICKY lemme tell ya.

Dean Reilly

The Presbyterians are already banned from every restaurant in town.

Minzoku Bokumetsu

DANG should be BYOB,PFWYB (pay for what you break)

Seems right to me as churchy types are always announcing whichever of a thousand denominations they belong to.

Andy Ihnatko

They pre-gamed with a whole bottle of rosé in the parking lot. Then they refilled the bottle with Clear Spring 95% grain alcohol plus enough cranberry juice to get the color right, before screwing the cap back on and making their entrance.

Danielle Corsetto

I didn't know that! Signed, a once-devout Methodist.

Danielle Corsetto

AND a prayer!

Danielle Corsetto

I was just tweaking that in my head! I might change it tonight, before it leaves my brain forever. Glad you all see these pages first and give me feedback, sometimes I get stuck in my own head and forget to take everyone along with me!

Amy Crook

I hope they paid for some of what they broke, damn! XD

Maura W

I don't know when you stop making edits to your pages, but if you added the word "still" to the question "do you have room for four?" then it would be implied that she made a reservation. Under the name "church ladies," haha.

Hugh Eckert

Especially funny given that the Methodists were some of the original temperance activists...

Ruth Merriam

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (please tell me they left a huge tip).

Laura J Testa-Reyes

Hah, that makes more sense, the back story. Otherwise, I thought this was a common thing in Elephant town. "Hi, I'm from the Baptist Church, and I would like a table please.

Danielle Corsetto

Hahaha you know what, I didn't think about that!! In my head, she'd already made a phonecall earlier to ask if the tea shop was open today, and they've just wrapped up a church meeting that involved cold calling people, so they're having a hard time getting out of "introduce yourself" mode. ;)