My Wedding Trauma - A Simblreen 2022 Collab with Surely-Sims!
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Earlier this year, my good friend Surely-Sims came to me traumatised and shaking. A Jimmy Buffet Trashy Wedding Set had been haunting her dreams and she didn't know what to make of such tidings. I explained that the best thing to do was to take ownership of the horror, so together, we bravely recreated this set from the deepest, darkests depths of her nightmares.
I hope you all find this set as terrifying, entertaining and....rancid as we do β οΈ
Love, Alex

Items:
πΊMalborough Dress: An incredibly flammable, ruched, knee-length mermaid dress with majestic shoulder bow details. Perfect for weddings, funerals and court dates.
πΊElvis Jumpsuit: A jumpsuit fit for the King himself! A fitted terror boasting several thousand sequins in an aggressive peacock pattern, finished with a bedazzled and bejeweled belt.
πΊBrandi Dress: A mermaid dress just as flammable as the Malborough Dress, but shinier, floor length and asymmetric. Perfect for bridesmaids you hate.
πΊGoopy Suit Jacket: Nothing screams class like a suit jacket with the sleeves cut off...except a suit jacket with the sleeves left on. Comes with a variety of t-shirt options.
πΊKelly-Marie Hair: Is it a mullet? Is it a blowout? Is it a nest? Is it a hat? It could be a hat....You'll never know with this hair that's so high, god can sniff the hairspray. Converted from Fortnite. Thanks to Surely-Sims for repainting the base to make it much less Fortnitey!
πΊNewport Headpiece: A beautiful and angelic, lit up headpiece, perfect for any 100 Pack Princess.
πΊSmoldering Bouquet: A delightful, blazing cigarette bouquet to light your way down the aisle. Just keep it away from that synthetic dress and that hairspray-hardened hair!


Did you attend the wedding? Want to bring a health and safety lawsuit against the happy couple? Want to relive the horrors? Check out this site Anne made!
Comments
molly nintendogs β‘
TRASHLEEN PLSS
ice-creamforbreakfast
Haha thank you! I'm so excited to see what you do!
Natalie Smith
This is so freaking amazing!!!!!!! I am so stoked about this! I need to go make a white trash fam now. LOL!!!!
ice-creamforbreakfast
Thank you πI'm so happy you like it!
Tweedlebug123
the scariest thing of all, a trashy wedding! I'm absolutely in love. Thank both you and Surely-Sims for this DELIGHTFUL set.
ice-creamforbreakfast
Thank you π! It adds just enough chaos I think π€£
NW
that cigarette hair is just everything