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LP:MoM Earworm 6
🕑 Added 2025-02-24 21:07:21 +0000 UTCYeah Baby, it’s still going!
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“Yeah, baby!” A cocky Brit dressed like he hopped out of the 1960s started to dance to music no one could hear.
“Is…that Mike Myers?” Thalia asked. She squinted. “Could be Tom Cruise.”
“…Nope.” Whiskers grabbed her arm and pulled her along. “We’re finding a forest and keeping our heads down. I’ve seen this movie.”
“What movie?”
“Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery.”
“So a spy film?”
“He’s a sex offender of the worst degree…most of the shit he gets into is overtly sexual. Or stupid.”
“Why did you see that movi-?”
“Uncle Fred forced me to go to the premiere.”
“How old-?”
“Ten. Maybe.”
“The more I learn about Apollo, the less I like the thought of him around us.”
“He’s got good aspects to him. They’re just buried by how annoying and stupid he is.” Whiskers grumbled and Thalia felt for him.
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