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LP/MHA (BNHA) Earworm …(What Number Is This?)
🕑 Added 2025-02-28 20:50:51 +0000 UTC“You know, Bounty Hunting could also be considered Human Trafficking But Legalized.” Naruto mused as he sipped his third cup of coffee for the steakout. His partner in many aspects of life turned to stare at him.
“…What the Hell, Whiskers?”
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“Hey, so, what are your hero costumes like?!” Acid Pink asked excitedly. Thalia gave her a slow blink. Pink kept staring. Her smile dimmed and it clicked.
“Oh. You’re serious?” Thalia arched a brow.
“Y-Yeah?”
“Anything I’m wearing at the time works.”
“But…” Invisogirl—who was still totally naked (and Thalia was starting to suspect she wanted Whiskers to look at her with how often she asked him for help)—lifted a gloved hand. “What about your action figures?”
“…I’m sorry, what?”
“Merch, Tree Girl.” Whiskers sighed as he focused on watching the sparring between Bomberainian and Stammer Bush. “I told you that Heroes here focus on Brand.”
“…I’ve never been more offended by anything than that sentence you just said.” Thalia admitted.
“Yeah?” Whiskers smirked and met her eyes. “Most heroines purposely advertise sex appeal.”
“I stand corrected.” Thalia growled before she rubbed her face. “I hate this world.”
“What?” The two teens beside her asked.
“Go spar!”
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“Get me the Hell away from these brats before I kill one of them.” Thalia snarled at the exhausted ‘teacher’ before her.
“…That sort of attitude is exactly why you’re not a pro.”
“I never F—ing claimed to be one!”
“She was in a media studies course before all of this happened.” Naruto defended his girlfriend when the teacher looked at him. He was honestly rankled, too. The sleepy man blinked and looked back at the girl.
“No wonder I don’t like you.”
“Trust me, Captain Narcolepsy, the feeling’s mutual.”
“Play nice.” Naruto tapped her shoulder and pulled her back. “Seriously, though. She will kill someone. I can’t guarantee it’ll be accidental, either.”
“Tough.”
“She might kill you.”
“Bring it.”
“…See, I don’t understand why you don’t like him. He’s a riot.” Naruto deadpanned. Thalia gave him a flat stare.
“He’s you if you stayed single and lived the rest of your life in Colorado.”
“Uh…Okay, maybe.”
