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LP: MoM 6
🕑 Added 2025-03-07 14:04:59 +0000 UTCWe All Live In A Pokémon World!
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“…Whiskers.”
“Yeah, I know.” Whiskers sighed, looking down at his paws forlornly.
“When we find the bastard that did this to us-!”
“Yes, Tree Girl, I know.” Whiskers sighed. He settled in place and lied down, his head rested on his paws. He yawned. “Well, no use fighting it. Might as well catch up on our sleep since it’s still night time—“
“NARUTO!!”
“…So much for that plan, huh?” Thalia deadpanned as Whiskers covered his head and whined.
A large, many horned creature galloped out of the wood and slid to a stop, before its eyes locked on the shiny mightyena.
“Naruto…Explain this!” The giant blue deer demanded …without moving its mouth. Was it Psychic? Thalia wasn’t familiar with this Pokemon.
“…I think you’re a Fairy type, Mom.” Whiskers mumbled.
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Apollo doubled over and fell to the ground as he laughed like a maniac.
“I will GORE you!” Artemis the Xerneas snarled as her eyes shone with rainbow infused power.
“Oh, Mom.” Naruto shook his head and sighed.
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“I don’t understand. What am I?” Minato the Shiny Arcanine asked.
“You’re literally among the fastest land creatures on the planet.” Naruto deadpanned.
“…But you’re my son, why aren’t I a shiny erm-?”
“We’re in the same egg group.” Naruto shrugged.
“…Egg…Group?” Minato repeated. He mulled this over and then sat upright. “Wait a second, is that why you two call Joan your Miracle Egg?!?”
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“Pawpaw is so shiny!” Joanie the Eevee awed over her grandfather. Then looked at Artemis the Xerneas. “Gramma so pretty and tall!”
“Oh sure, comment on the height.” Thalia the Jolteon grumbled, since she was officially the smallest of the group. Whiskers chuckled from where he rested beside her and nuzzled her cheek with his own.
“Don’t hear you complaining about height when we’re—Yeaana!” His smug comment was cut short when Thalia used Bite on his face.
“Shut it, Whiskers.”
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“Okay, I agreed to do the same thing. So, what am I?” Apollo asked eagerly. Minato the Shiny Arcanine blinked.
“Why would I know?”
“Fair point, SBIL! Oh, Lil Sis!”
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Artemis stared at him and scoffed.
“It certainly fits your fat head and ego. That’s all I’ll say on the matter.”
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“Pfft.” Thalia walked away and laughed.
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“Just tell me, Lil Nephew. Is it cool or what?”
“Grunkle Fred!?” Joanie gasped and looked up at him in awe. Apollo preened at his graniece’s awe.
“I understand why Mom didn’t tell you.” Naruto deadpanned. He sighed. “You’re some kind of White Lion.”
“White Lion? …Solgaleo! Yes! Psychic/Steel! Type advantage For The Win!” Apollo cheered.
“Aren’t I immune to you?” Naruto asked as he flicked his tail away from Joanie’s Pounce attack. Apollo opened and closed his mouth before he frowned.
“Don’t ruin this for me.”
Comments
BonesBoy15
First Earworm posted or the first Earworm chronologically? Because we haven’t gotten to that part yet I think
Sylver_Uzu
When rereading this it got me thinking, how will the originals from the first earworm react when Naruto, Thalia, and Joan return to their dimension.
Sylver_Uzu
Rereading this and it got me thinking, what eeveelution will Joan will be.
