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Earworm C:Dog Variety
🕑 Added 2025-03-08 19:57:17 +0000 UTCUnrelated (or is it?!) to the LP Earworm, this one relates to Bear-Lzebub (y’know that random free post I did a week or so back)
Bend the knee to the newest member of royal lineage: Bear-Lzebub, Prince of Gluttony!
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"You f–kers weren't this susceptible to Charlie!" Lucifer snapped at the other Sins.
"...Yeah, well, that's partially because she was yours." Mammon deadpanned. “Half Lilith and half whatever the f–k you are.”
"Annnd mute audio." Naruto muttered, absently reaching over Bee's shoulder and muting the audio just as the King lost his mind. He went back to half-dozing while Bear-Lzebub was cradled in his arm, chewing through the eternal pacifier that was made for him and eyes glued to the television screen. Bee snickered and leaned on his unoccupied arm, still holding the facetime screen up so all eleven trillion watching live could enjoy the early peace and quiet her Baby Bear was indulging in.
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Pooh Bear in More Ways than One
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"What the f–k is he wearing?" Hati muttered as he came to a dead stop in the entryway to the kitchen, gobsmacked by the pup’s attire. The former Hunter of the Moon grunted when his father slapped him upside the head as he walked past.
"Mind your language around your brother, Ha-Kun. He’s just a pup.” Naruto warned before he walked over to his newest pup, who was wearing a Winnie The Pooh onesie and eating out of a Bee-Lzebub honey jar. With his hands. Leaving his face a mess.
The Hound of Hell sighed as he picked up the discarded plastic spoon and tossed it to the sink, the clatter making Bear giggle gleefully. Naruto smirked and ruffled the sticky-clad pup's ears. He blanched, how did the honey get–?
A floating glob of the delicious make splattered into Naruto’s face and he looked down at the giggling pup.
“Little chaos magnet, think that’s funny, huh?”He smirked and hoisted the infant demon from his chair. Bear-Lzebub squealed as he was hoisted up. “Yep! Come along, Lil’ Bear, Daddy’s taking you to a bath.”
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Another Meal & First Word
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"Aww, my Baby Bear is too adorable!" Bee gushed as she swooped in to kiss and nuzzle the pup after watching as he slurped off a glob of honey from his paw.
"Maa-ma!" Bear-Lzebub cooed and hummed as he nuzzled back into her. The word had the Queen of Gluttony freeze in her spot, oscillating hair and tail going still. The pup began to fuss when she had gone into Reboot mode.
"Oh, that's what Reboot Face is." Sköll mused and pulled his phone out. The golden furred Warg sped-dialed a number and held it up to his ear. "Hey, Da? Yeah, Double B called Bee 'Ma' and she's...rebooting. ..No, I didn’t record it–Because he’s freaking out because she’s unresponsive! ..Yeah, alright, I’ll try to calm him down. Just hurry back with that Sloth Bitch.”
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Yeah, that’s gonna be fun to flesh out and build up to.
No major updates this weekend folks! Thanks for reading!
Comments
BonesBoy15
Yeah, bear in mind these Earworms were usually written at like 3am on my phone. Pretty sure it’s supposed to be ‘meal’.
V01D
“Of the delicious make” - um, what?
zeroxros7
Oh hey. Neat. I did fix my Patreon handle. Could have sworn I still had it set to my name.
