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Blog Preview: Blogwagon Announcement: Merry Hexmas
🕑 Added 2025-10-31 16:03:52 +0000 UTCThis one will be going up on the blog soon but you get an ever-so-slight (and seasonally inappropriate) head start:
Blogwagon Announcement: Merry Hexmas
It is blog bandwagon time once again, but this time with a bit of a twist. We (that includes you, yes you) are each going to write up the contents of a single hex. Simple enough! But then in your post, you list any hexes other bloggers have written that are connected to your hex, including which direction and a link to their post. When someone links to your post, it would be nice to update it with the connection they suggested going in the opposite direction.
For example, Rudy writes a hex containing a bunch of skeletons who are disguised as snowmen. Vixen then writes a hex containing a cave full of carnivorous reindeer where the half-eaten remains of Mrs. Claus can be found, and notes in her hex that it is just south of Rudy's snowman hex. Rudy sees it (maybe Vixen even messages him somewhere, if she is feeling polite) and updates his post to show that Vixen's reindeer cave lies due north of his hex. Volia. And future bloggers may riff off their ideas further, e.g., perhaps Donner writes about Archibald the Elf, a disgruntled employee of Santa Claus and (now former) lover of Mrs. Claus, and how he offers adventurers a reward (mastercrafted toy sword that does +1 damage to bearded men) if they can find his beloved Mrs. Claus.
As you, astute reader, may have inferred from the above and even from the "Merry Hexmas" title, the concept of this bandwagon is that the hexes will be united by a theme. The theme is that this area exists (very very loosely) within the Rankin/Bass Christmas cinematic universe. For those unaware, Rankin/Bass (the production house behind the Last Unicorn and The Hobbit cartoon animations) produced a metric frost-ton of stop-motion claymation holiday schlock for children. If you haven't seen them, I will include my recommendations for which to watch to get a sense of the cinematic universe. Content warning: they are very hokey. Note that you don't need to have seen any of them and go purely off the vibes you think they have if you feel or based on the Christmas slop you've absorbed by osmosis.
In terms of system, feel free to use whatever system you are most comfortable, if one needs to be used. OSE and Cairn seem to be good linquae francae, but we are all used to converting things to our preferred system anyway. Also, one other piece of guidance: don't feel like you can't use an iconic Christmas character like Santa, Frosty, or Sweet Baby Jesus Christ out of fear that they might appear in someone else's hex. If Santa is in multiple hexes, maybe that just means he is a recurring character (as Strahd is to Ravenloft, Santa is to the North Pole). Or maybe one is real, and the others are all fakes like you'd find in shopping malls back when those weren't blighted slop warehouses dotting the husk of suburbia. Also, feel free to write multiple hexes, in one blog post or one hex per post, whatever floats your toy boat.
Let's build a winter wonderland together! I will be on the search (but feel free to DM me on discord, tag me on Bluesky, or whatever) for any posts for this bandwagon between right NOW and the end of December 25. Then I will try to do a roundup of all of the posts shortly thereafter. The more posts, the larger our collective north pole will become. And don't wait to the end to post yours—the earlier you post, the more likely others are able to connect their hexes to yours!
Appendix R/B:
Here is the order in which I would recommend you watch the Rankin/Bass Christmas cinematic universe. I'm also going to break them into tiers (all of this involves my own editorializing, of course). Helpfully, there turned out to be 20 in this list, so if you want to watch at random, take out your trusty d20!
The Essentials
Rudolph the Red
Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town
The Year Without a Santa Claus (this is the best one, with the best music and characters fyi)
Rudolph's Shiny New Year (not about Christmas but essential for the LORE)
Still Quite Important
Frosty the Snowman
Jack Frost
Wait, Jesus Exists in This?!
The Little Drummer Boy
Nestor, the Long-Eared Christmas Donkey
I Haven't Even Seen These and Don't Plan to
The Cricket on the Hearth
Rudolph and Frosty's Christmas in July (after googling it, maybe I should watch this one)
The First Christmas: The Story of the First Christmas Snow
Frosty's Winter Wonderland
The Little Drummer Boy: Book II
Pinocchio's Christmas
The Leprechauns' Christmas Gold
The Life and Adventures of Santa Claus
What the Hell? These Aren't Even About Christmas!
Here Comes Peter Cottontail
The First Easter Rabbit
The Hobbit
The Easter Bunny is Comin' to Town
