Hobosode 416 - Nissan Versa Note

alec tollefson

Hey I’m from Myrtle beach! haha that’d be funny if I knew her

Phone Losers of America

There is no song playing at 34 minutes. Song credits are in the description though. There's only 2 songs in this show.

Evadevets

What song is that at 34 minutes?!

Fukin grafton lol I live about 15 minutes from there

Drasferatu

Dingtember idea: Say that their car was haunted, so you had to perform an exorcism on the car.

Trick-Ass-Hole

I always thought it was humorous when you told people that you had to charge your i-phone and so you lifted up their hood to get to the battery--so you could charge your i-phone.

Reward Lost Dog Fart

Home yet traveling hobo???

Sanity Mindz

"I was running from the police and decided to hide inside your car" or you could say "My wife left me so I had to sleep somewhere. So every night I pick a random car and I sleep inside of it" Or you could say "I replaced your oil with vegetable oil" or you could say "I was thirsty after a long run so I took the windshield washer fluid and drank it all" or you could say "I needed paper to write the note to put on your car to say I had dinged it so I broke into your car to get the paper"

Lewis Tyner

You could tell them while you put sand in the carpet to give the inside a beach theme you accidentally took a chunk out of the steering wheel with your knife when you were opening the sand bag.

Lewis Tyner

Another reason for a ding could be it looked like it was armored to protect the driver so you threw a rock at it to make sure it wouldn’t penetrate it and it put a hole through the drivers door from the inside…also you said hi-Jack to Jack.

You wanted an idea for dings, Say to the Roycipent that you are really interested in the Titanic and had an argument with a friend, to prove your point you used the Roycipents car to represent the iceberg and your car as the Titanic, you may have scraped down the side of their car but the important thing is that you won the argument!

Sonum

Thank you for bringing dingtember back! Long time listener and lover ! Roy you dinged my car! Big Jerk!

Cody

Hey Brad, I hope you have some free time to update the Beverley bot posts at some point. I sent it to 20 or 30 people in the past week and at least one of my friends fell for it and talked to her for awhile. Also, I live here in New Mexico as well so you better hope I never see you or I’ll kiss you on the mouth. Okay bye fag

Synthead

Jack was awesome!!

Chris Alfano

"I don't give a SHIT what your little Nissan can do!!!" *lol*

breadsandwich

i dinged your car in my dream

12 o Clock in the Midnight

Second one is that you have a prosthetic ass. You were really tired and had to take a seat and just had to sit on the cars hood but you scratched it. Say you're covered by the Americans with disability act and they have to accept it.

12 o Clock in the Midnight

Hey Brad I love dingtember. So I have two ideas why the car has been dinged. One is you watched a true crime documentary last night that got you all angry. When you seen the car it was the exact same model and colour of a sex offenders car featured in the documentary. You just lost your mind and started shadow boxing the car but ended up hitting it.