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Polls for the Poll Throne!
🕑 Added 2024-10-31 13:18:50 +0000 UTCTitles are hard, alright?
It occurs with the new system that i'm always gonna be adding two to go back up to five. Thinking about it maybe i should vary it up and have polls of four once in a while. Eh, I'll workshop it.
Vote away folks!
Bred by Your Own Prey Some people would call your relationship deeply embarrassing. You call it hot as fuck. You're a wolf girl, an apex predator in peak condition, right down to your fangs. And your boyfriend, a bouncy, cute-faced bunny boy who's a head shorter than you, likes to keep you on a leash, holding you in place with a neat little smile, and promises to breed you, like the good bitch you are.
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The tatted up waiter is more of a Sub than you thought You've been frequenting this restaurant for a while, and a tatted up waiter caught your eye a while back. You came back from the restroom and ran into him, literally. He spills coffee down the front of you and he's mortified. He'd like to help clean up, in the break room. He's so eager to please that, well... he must be itching to be a good boy. Let's oblige him.
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A Hero Comes to Claim You, a Dragon You are a fell drake, a giant beast with gale-force wings, iron-hard scales and scorching-hot breath. Unbeknownst to most, you’re also quite bright, a bit of a conversationalist, and you’re a shapeshifter.
So, when a hero blusters into your cave, yelling about needing a fearsome mount to save the realm, and tries to ride you like a horse, turning into a beautiful yet draconic woman and insisting he ride you less traditionally was… not the turn of fate he was expecting. Let’s see if he’s worthy to ride the wind itself.
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Himbo Boyfriend Stuck in Bed I am not a frickin' "himbo", I had a perfectly normal accident and just happened to break my leg in a bunch of different places. It wasn't down to me being completely helpless. You don't have to nanny me, honest.
Though if you are offering to look after me, I'd be extremely grateful. No, there isn't much I can do to say thank you from right here but... I'm happy to give it my best shot?
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Guided By a Wandering Knight Ah, so you've come down this path as well, have ye? Seeking the shattered stones down by the wayside? Surely a tarnished such as thee has better things to be doing that talking to an old codger of mine own ilk.
Nay, a sweet flower such as thee musn't pay me any mind, carry on down that path and forget this wretch by the road. Staying 'ere will only bring you heartache. Though if you insist on remaining, I will dig inside myself to find some warmth with which to receive ye. T'is the only decent thing to do.
Comments
Izzy
Come ON subby waiter you are SO CLOSE THIS TIME
Aspen Gibbs
WE MUST STAY FOCUSED BROTHERS, SUBBY WAITER 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Quink
I liked the title! Milk for the Khorneflakes is a classic for a reason! This one's for the subby waiter, time to shine King
LittleMourningStarr
Himbo boyfriend is tempting but I have to stay true to the waiter.
yuni
poor guy's disintegrating as we speak, someone should save him ☹️😞
Archangel's Babe
Well, damn, I can't resist a tender, slow grind in the Lands Between apparently
DelawareDark
Manifest with me 🕯️🕯️BRED BY YOUR OWN PREY🕯️🕯️
Pursuits
I didn’t know stubble could be a tag.
Pursuits
“Stubble” *lip bite*
Lisa Heisler
GIMME SUBBY WAITER GUYS. I'LL KISS U ALL. BEEN WAITING FOR SO LONG 😩
whirlinginroses
Wtf these are all so good, choosing between knight and himbo was tough (but the himbo *just* won)
lilbopbop
Subby waiter, when will it be your turn (╥﹏╥)
dongstomper
If the himbo doesn’t win this week does that mean he’ll wither away, never to return?
