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Last Poll of the Year Folks!
🕑 Added 2024-12-10 21:09:23 +0000 UTCAlrighty folks, last poll before my winter break, just the runners up from the previous one, I do have a lil' tiny Christmas special planned so that'll be there but after this one gets done, it'll be bonus audios t'ill January on top of the regular public special. I will still be around so please do all reach out if you wanna chat or ask something!
A Hero Comes to Claim You, a Dragon You are a fell drake, a giant beast with gale-force wings, iron-hard scales and scorching-hot breath. Unbeknownst to most, you’re also quite bright, a bit of a conversationalist, and you’re a shapeshifter.
So, when a hero blusters into your cave, yelling about needing a fearsome mount to save the realm, and tries to ride you like a horse, turning into a beautiful yet draconic woman and insisting he ride you less traditionally was… not the turn of fate he was expecting. Let’s see if he’s worthy to ride the wind itself.
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Seducing Your Prince Power behind the throne’s a very generational thing. One king drops away and all of a sudden his son’s bitter about your “demented twisting of his mind to your will”, so, being an enterprising court sorceress, you have only one sensible recourse. You need to get to him before his father is in need of replacing, and get on his good side, through a combination of the conventional… and the unconventional. That morsal won’t stand a chance.
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You're a Pillow Princess at the Elf Spa Well here you are. It's weird, finding an elven themed spa, I mean the spry little things have those... elegant, soft hands, it seems obvious now you're here, but... that's just it, you didn't expect to ever be here. It's embarrassing but exciting. Terrifying yet... titillating. Best get over there and ask the receptionist for one of their subtler specialists before you freak out. This is meant to be relaxing after all.
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Your Suitor Degrades You Well well well... aren't we just a picture. You, I mean, not us. I've scarcely had a moment alone with you since I arrived but here we are at last... isolated. I had a story from a friend of yours that you're a shy little thing but I could scarcely imagine how much of a quivering wreck you really come across as.
Do I intimidate you? Or... is that weakness in your knees something else? Is the biting of your lip you trying to think of something to say to these harsh remarks or... are they having another... different adverse effect? Are you... that... pathetic?
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The Witchhammer Accused. Accused and alone, with judgement baring down on you. First, he will question you, then, he will inspect you, then, he will test you. Pass his... rigorous standards and you may be spared. Fail to live up to those rigid expectations... and you'll see why he has such a fearsome reputation. You'd best not disappoint him.
Comments
Deadish
An impossible choice was made… but we’re eating WELL any way this goes 😂
whirlinginroses
Justice for my pillow princess!
fairy
*bangs fist on table* Elf spa! Elf spa!
Valerie S.
This has to be the most difficult choice. Honestly I’ll be happy with whatever wins!
pwossum
im pressing the love potion option as hard as i can
The Infamous Lorelei
You can't honestly be serious! Picking between the last two options!? DUDE I CAAAN'T!! 😭😭 I WANT BOOOTHHH!
DelawareDark
Impossible choices have never been more impossible here omg
