Paradosi
patreon
November Monthly Prompt
🕑 Added 2024-11-09 07:32:54 +0000 UTCI will destroy No Nut November.
Sore Loser (Street Fighter)
He was a fresh face on the scene, a nobody. The odds on him winning against her were 30 to 1. Maybe that's why Chun-Li had even agreed to his perverted bet.
Well, that or because he was being a pest, but what's a fight without some pre-fight banter? Nothing worth talking about, that's what.
Now, well, now he just had to win...
Of Pipes and Plumbers (Dexter's Laboratory)
He was called in to do some plumbing work at a local celebrity's house, some kind of boy wonder tech wiz that apparently couldn't figure out how unclog his own pipes. Well, that's just fine with him.
It was a redheaded lady that opened the door. Freckles on her pale cheeks, small breasts, yellow gloves, and an apron wrapped around her waist. She greeted him with a big smile, and then she turned around. Hot damn. Her green leggings could barely contain her backside and thunder thighs.
He knew then that he'd be working on more than one set of pipes today.
Fool's Gold (The Road to El Dorado)
I'd put on an old movie I hadn't watched in years, only to suddenly find myself choking on a peanut. The next thing I knew I crawling out of some technicolor sludge as a suspiciously familiar guy ranted and raved about striking down the false gods.
It hit me almost as hard as Truck-kun. I had just been isekai'd... by a fucking peanut!
The Price Is Right (Warcraft)
A stranger he was in the fair city of Darnassus, the crown jewel of that corrupted husk of a World Tree. He had an offer for its leader, Tyrande Whisperwind. For the return of her beloved husband lost within the Emerald Dream, he would ask for one night with her.
A small price to pay for so great a feat, surely. Even if the seeds he would plant inside the high priestess that night would not be so easily unrooted...
My Liver for a Wife! (Original)
He was on a work trip in South Korea when he met a very pretty girl at a karaoke bar who really wanted to get him alone. Well, it was definitely too good to be true. When she started digging out his liver, he thought this was it. News at 11, dumbass foreigner gets his organs harvested.
At least until he realized she had nine very fluffy tails and apparently had only taken half his liver, saying the rest would grow back. Then she snuggled into him, blood and all, and said that she was keeping him?
Still not the worst date he'd ever been on.
Comments
Paradosi
You didn't need that bit of your liver anyway, right?
flyfrog
Fox wife
